Bokuboy

1 quart bottle of mixed vodka and orange juice, and potato chips of course.

Brownies. None of that extra crap, either.

No nuts or chocolate chips or whipped cream or frosting.

All that does is muddy the flavor.

Just.

Plain.

BROWNIES.

Fresh out of the oven they melt in your mouth.

You can't beat the tastiness!

Styx - Too Much Time On My Hands

Use Somebody - Kings of Leon

hello

Hello, there. Welcome to the forum! You could have posted in the 'Introductions' section to get more/quicker responses, but hey, I'm nothing if not obliging!

Ur new avi looks bad sharn
Like ur being eaten
R u vore?

Agreed.

Geez, there. Does this satisfy your lust for a complete profile picture? LOL

I took it and reconstructed it. I hope you're happy now!

I believe they are text bubbles in front of the actual picture. You wouldn't think they would cover the face of the panel's focus... but they did. Oh, well.

There shouldn't be a problem... there's an option in the drop down menu for self-publishing/original works when you post. As long as it's clearly marked, it should be okay.

Welcome to the forum!

Stress relieving hugs!

You squeeze me and my eyes pop out!

Have you ever smelled moth balls? You have?

I had a doozy last night.

This one I was following a tv show host, who investigates crimes. Today's story was about an 18 year old girl who was convicted of a capital crime and sentenced to prison. I followed him to interview her, then the three of us went to her home, then to another area and watched some guy as he committed the crime on video serveilance. We traced the car to an address, but when we got there, the place had been bombed. The guy was late getting home so only his wife and child were killed. We sifted through the rubble and found the bodies. I didn't look closely at them, but the host and the 18 year old did. The police caught the guy, and he turned state's evidence on his boss (who'd tried to kill him but got his family instead) and the guy started showing us how he handled the needles and drugs and various tools of his trade. They released the girl, and I woke up.

Sorry to any lawyers out there that this may offend.

What do you need when you have three lawyers up to their necks in cement?

More cement.

What do you call a dozen lawyers on the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one... but the light bulb has to want to change!

A bit of a long one:

A little person walks into a bar. He steps in a small turd of poop on the floor, slips, and falls down. He gets up and cleans himself off in the bathroom and then sits at the bar. A big guy comes into the bar. He steps in the same turd, slips, and falls on the floor. He gets up, looks down and sees the turd. He walks over to the bar and the little person points to the turd and says, "I just did that."... and then the big guy punched him.

Ray Stevens - It's Me Again, Margaret!

them yaoi hands o:

Well, at the time (20 years ago) I was playing with perspective, and her hands were a lot closer to the viewer than anything else... that's also why her hands are a lot smaller in the second picture. I know a lot more about how to do it properly now.

Boku Girl!       Comedy, Drama, Suspense, Trickster-God Loki! What else could you ask for?  (That question's rhetorical, btw... )

A brunette walked into the doctor's office and claimed she hurt everywhere. He asked her to show him where she felt pain. She poked her leg and said "Ow!", she then poked her other leg, her arm, her chest, and her head, saying "Ow!" each time. The doctor examined her thoroughly, and came to a conclusion.

"You're not naturally a brunette, are you?"

"No. Blonde. I dyed it."

"That makes sense." He said. "Your finger's broken."