Bokuboy

I've seen the happy face kanji all over (that's what I call it anyways) and wondered what it means (people have posted it on social media, too).

Also, another one I've seen recently, and I wonder what it means as well. Separately, not combined.

I know they are taken out of context, and I've tried searching for them myself, but I haven't had any luck.

Does anyone know what they mean?

If you had a choice:

Would you take the red pill and wake up to a dystopian wasteland?

-OR-

Would you take the blue pill, and stay in wonderland?

Rules:

You can state your reasons, but don't have to.

You can change your mind if you want to, in a separate post, but provide a reason.

You can post multiple times, as long as you state different reasons.

...aaannnnnnd GO!

Me: Blue pill. Mainly because I don't need a major upheaval in my life right now.

If people evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Rules:

1. Anyone can post a joke at any time. No need to wait for others.

2. You can post multiple jokes in a single message if you want to.

3. Blonde jokes are okay, as long as they are respectful.

4. HA!! Just kidding. Ignore the second part of #3.

5. Other forum rules still apply.

6. Have fun!

*7. Any joke is fine, they don't have to be original.

I'll start the ball rolling:

A pirate walks into a bar, with a ship's steering wheel shoved down the front of his pants. The bartender asks, "Hey, doesn't that hurt?"

The pirate growls, "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts."

On an awful scale of 1 to 10 (1 being fragrant and 10 being gag worthy), how bad did your cat's poop stink?

I've got two cats, and on average they rank about a 7 on the awful scale.

Mind you, twice they hit a 13 and I couldn't even walk through the room without almost throwing up. LOL