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[pokari]

Granted, but they lose this one in exchange. On the upside (???), the new planet has awesome thunderstorms.

I wish it was raining.

[penrosecat]

Granted, you are now on the other planet. Such a terrible atmosphere~

I wish I had a shirt with a cool picture on it.

[PItiful Boar]

you attract the attention of the loli police

i wish for plants in my garden would live

[penrosecat]

They suck you dry to live.

I wish I had faster running speed

[sjoe]

Granted, but now you also tire faster. One of the few situations where a pun works in one dialect of English, but not the other.

I wish I was younger.

[PItiful Boar]

You can’t stay up late
I want to be a yakuza

[penrosecat]

You can't sleep

 

I want to be 10 times as efficient as I am now

[PItiful Boar]

Cyborg penpen

 

I want to become .1 times as efficient as i am now

[penrosecat]

Dead fish, just like my face

I want a 4D trash can

[pokari]

One constantly-moving trashcan, here you go. I hope your aim is good...

I want a pocket dimension for my personal use. Preferably with cats in it.

Edited by pokari, 09 May 2018 - 05:29 PM.

[PItiful Boar]

giant cats with a taste for human flesh

 

I want the weather to be cooler

[penrosecat]

Granted, sun broke

I wish I was less bored

[PItiful Boar]

studying for boring things is life tbh
I think only playing video games is fun and that’s only temporary relief

I don’t want to go to work

[penrosecat]

Have fun studying at home then

Video games are boring too

I wish I could trust myself more.

[sjoe]

Granted, but now you don't trust anyone else.

I wish slow foxes could stick clocks next to my computer.
Sorry D:

[PItiful Boar]

wait wut i want those foxes too.

reminds me of that cute manga that penrose recommended, where the male mc gets a visit from the fox spirit who turns into his waifu

now it makes me wonder if the foxes are fuckable

i mean, seriously this is a big issue 

[penrosecat]

wait wut i want those foxes too.

 

I suppose that's your wish? Well you can't have them.

 

Spoiler

 

 

I wish slow foxes could stick clocks next to my computer.

 

Confused people go to seven thread and read about when my cmos broke. Then go to potato hell and look at quotes.

 

(When I first read it, I thought something like so the quick brown fox puts clocks next to my computer, instead of jumping over lazy dogs or whatever)

 

I wish notebooks didn't have all that embarrassing stuff written on their covers.

Edited by penrosecat, 10 May 2018 - 04:19 PM.

[sjoe]

Granted, but now you can't write anything inside them either.

I wish the world was one big peaceful country.

Spoiler

Confused people go to seven thread and read about when my cmos broke. Then go to potato hell and look at quotes.
 
(When I first read it, I thought something like so the quick brown fox puts clocks next to my computer, instead of jumping over lazy dogs or whatever)

Haha nice, you got that reference.

To be honest I didn't think of it that way, but it does indeed sound way too similar to the quick brown fox pangram. Incidentally, the shortest such sentence, albeit a bit nonsensical, is "Cwm fjord bank glyphs vext quiz", which is exactly 26 letters long.

[PItiful Boar]

The world is already run by one capitalist system , you have to go to amazon somewhere to get off the grid

I want to higher alcohol tolerance levels i

[penrosecat]

Granted, but you can no longer ‘drown yourself in your sorrows’, as they say.

I wish I had a magical pillow which gave me fluffy dreams everyday and had a built in alarm to wake me up on time.