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[penrosecat]

Granted, but now vatoto is back to running slow af.

 

I wish my TV remote was more effective.

[pokari]

Granted, but everyone within forty miles complains every time you (for instance) press the power button and all their TVs come on (or off).

I wish humans weren't mostly hairless, because every time I look at a naked mole rat or hairless cat I think, "ye gads, is this what we look like to other mammals?"

[PItiful Boar]

our hairlessness gives us an evolutionary advantage and keeps our brain from overheating allow us to overclock and process more information

your wish if granted would force us to evolve smaller brains and go back to hiding in caves and participate in equalitarian institutions like hunting and gathering, as well as mate sharing. tbh im not sure if thats a corruption of a wish, because it might be acceptible to guys like Tolkien who long of the medieval order with just wars and benevolent kings.

i wish i can find anime thats worth watching

[PItiful Boar]

I'm rewatching C control and its pretty decent, but it's only 11 episodes, and it's not clear if its a stable ending

 

I wish i could find a place i can vacation 

[penrosecat]

Granted, but as soon as you sit down and start enjoying yourself someone comes up to you and tells you that they’re shooting a film in the area. Turns out, it’s a documentary on marine biology.

I wish everything I read was interesting and I didn’t feel at all bored reading it again and again.

[PItiful Boar]

I can’t corrupt that, that’s literally the dream of every wide eye manga reader finding a good series for the first time
A corollary would be anime series or movies that you can come back to watch and rewatch again and again

I wish I don’t have declining vision

[penrosecat]

Granted, now you can see more of this beautiful world and feel even more depressed. Enjoy.

 

I wish I didn't have any bad hair days.

[pokari]

Granted; now you have bad hair weeks! Get prepared for some serious hair-tousling.

I wish I never said anything stupid such as I would come to regret soon after.

[penrosecat]

Granted, now the regret kicks in after one day.

 

I wish stress didn't carry over from the past and every day could start with a refreshed mind.

[pokari]

Granted, but now you have amnesia at the start of each day. The good news is manga has taught me that this means someone nice will fall in love with you.

I wish for cake!

[penrosecat]

Granted, but it tastes lousy. You are disappoint. It would've been better off being a lie. 

 

I wish for clarity.

[PItiful Boar]

but mosaics are the best, das what our japan overlords teach us!

i wish for gold

[pokari]

You didn't learn anything from King Midas, did you? Enjoy your new golden touch.

I wish I had enough money to retire and go chase what would otherwise be fiscally insolvent dreams.

[penrosecat]

Granted, but in your quest for money, you lose your ability to dream. "Where is my (promised) happiness...?", you wonder.

 

I wish someone else would do all my hard work for me.

[PItiful Boar]

you will be left with only the impossible work

 

i wish i could go back into bed

[penrosecat]

Granted, enjoy your broken leg

 

I wish I had infinite willpower

[PItiful Boar]

nothing motivates you

i want less neuroticism

[penrosecat]

Granted, now you’re the only person in the world with it

I wish I could go back to sleep after waking up

[PItiful Boar]

granted enjoy your other broken leg

i wish for world peace

[penrosecat]

Granted, now everyone has a broken leg.

(I actually just slept for an hour, but it wasn’t so great, wish corrupted I guess TT TT)

I wish humans had another planet to live in.