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#4661
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Why would you ask me to corrupt such a beautiful wish ;-; Fine, you consistently ignore the alarm clock because the dreams are too nice and you have to stop using it most of the time.

I wish my brain would stop coming up with "I wish for fish," as the first inane thought that comes into my head, whenever I try to think of a wish here. :/

Edited by pokari, 12 May 2018 - 05:28 AM.


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Granted, but now you can't get fish even if you want it.

I wish I was a wizard in the Harry Potter universe.

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Granted, you raise a lot of death flags and fandoms hate you

I wish I am never served non-crispy toast.

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Granted, any time you order toast henceforth, it's forgotten from your order, or you're told they're out, even if everyone else gets some.

I wish I were cute. At least sometimes.

#4665
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Granted, you are now cute, but nobody notices it. If you were an MC then the readers would be all over you though.

I wish I could voluntarily forget things.

#4666
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Granted, voluntarily forgot to breathe (on a whim)

 

I wish my glasses were in pristine condition forever. 



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Granted; you accidentally lock them in a safe that you don't can't get back into.

I wish for my laid-back, wholesome isekai adventure to start.

#4668
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Granted, you become an NPC.

I wish I could generate flames from my hands.

#4669
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Granted, you lose your arms and get cheap knock-off cyborg replacements, which tend to burst into flames under heavy use.

I wish I had the tenacity of a waterbear.

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We'll ship you into space which you love to see how much radiation you can put up with
Incidentally the nazis did that with Jewish children and the results prove we can never venture out too far in space

I wish I had the tenacity of a gnat

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granted i waste my time shitting about laifu on the forums

 

i wish i had better mood management


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Granted, but now you have digestion problems

I wish I always make good decisions

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Granted. Unfortunately, to balance things out, everyone around you starts making bad decisions. Now you have to fix everything.

I wish for a dinosaur pony.

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gets eaten by your favorite dragon after you grew attached to it

 

i wish the weather was cooler



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Granted, due to a nuclear winter caused by you-know-who pressing you-know-what.

 

I wish good games didn't die due to people complaining they were "too hard".



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There are no more people around and the games are played by ai bots

I wish I could function on six hours of sleep

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Granted, you are now undead and a zombie.

I wish to be able to stop time at my convenience.

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Granted, you can't restart time for a year when you choose to stop it.

Granted, you are now undead and a zombie.


I didn't realise what I had become in the last year owo;;

I wish I never become a zombie(again).

#4679
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you become a werewolf which is much cooler

i wish i can do the butterfly

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Granted, but every time you do, you slowly transform more and more into an actual butterfly. In the end, everything you do is butterfly.

I wish that the world shall not be destroyed by nuclear fire.