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[pokari]

Granted, but now you have extraordinary difficulty walking up and are late to everything.

Wish: Noo take it back I can't live without hugs TT_TT (Actually, I come from a very huggy family and I discovered back when I went off to college that this is actually somewhat true for me.)

[sjoe]

Granted, literally. So you die if you go five minutes without a hug.

I wish for world peace.

[pokari]

Granted, but it comes at the hands of our new robot overlord dictators.

I wish to find my one true love.

[sjoe]

Granted, but you find out who they are after their death. This is probably my cruelest post in this thread. Sorry.

I wish you people were active in forum games two years back.

Edited by sjoe, 13 March 2018 - 02:22 AM.

[pokari]

(It's okay, that wish in this thread is pretty much inviting melodrama outright. Well, in general, wishing for things you actually want in this thread is an interesting decision to make, really.)

Granted, but I was difficult to deal with because of all the stress I had at the time, and Penrose and anyone else here now had other complicating circumstances... and so we never really got along too well, and soon went our separate ways without regret.

I wish to be more adventurous in life.

Edited by pokari, 13 March 2018 - 03:27 AM.

[penrosecat]

Granted, but now you take worse decisions and often unnecessarily do things the hard way.

I wish I had perfect eyesight.

[pokari]

Granted, you now see in the entire EM spectrum and get massive headaches with all the radio pulses and such.

I wish I could talk to dolphins.

[penrosecat]

Granted, but they are a really human like community and now you have to listen to their endless whining.

 

I wish my hands sweated less.

[pokari]

Granted, but now they get dry and cracked :/

I wish for tasty cookies. (I mean, yes, I could just go bake some, but...)

[penrosecat]

Granted, your wallet is now thinner.

 

I wish dust wouldn't gather on my belongings.

[pokari]

Granted, your home is contained in an absolute vacuum, so dust doesn't float anywhere!

 

I wish I could float. (In the air, I mean. I can float in water.)

[penrosecat]

Granted, but now you can’t escape from the ionosphere.

I wish it was 2011.

[pokari]

Granted. It was. Previously. Mmm... Does deliberately twisting grammar count as a "corruption," though?

 

I wish I had wings~

[penrosecat]

Granted, in your next life as a hummingbird.

I wish I was as efficient as a reversible process.

[pokari]

(I'm totally okay with my next life being as a hummingbird though :'3)

 

Granted, but no you have no effect on your surroundings.

 

I wish I could move things with my mind.

[penrosecat]

(I was wondering how it would be a ‘corruption’)

Granted, but you can’t move them with your body anymore.

I wish I could finish my work within 2 hours.

[pokari]

Granted: Now you can.

 

...But you don't, because you keep getting distracted by game forum posts even more (Let me know if I'm ever being a nuisance distraction, by the way. In this case I'm going to bed soon though, or should be...)

 

I wish I had a Magic Soda Machine. (/meta)

[penrosecat]

Granted, it now belongs to you, but there’s nobody on the other side to decide what you get. As is well-known, the only flaw of the MSM is its lack of decision making ability. You now own a metal box.

I wish the word ‘juice’ had an anagram.

[pokari]

Granted, but the new word cujie has a kind of icky meaning and you can't bring it up in tasteful company without some raised eyebrows.

I wish I had the power to transmute lead to gold, as a party trick and backup financial plan.

[penrosecat]

206 -> 197 and 82 -> 79 eh

Ok, but the nuclear modifications release a bit too much energy for your well being (unrealistic reaction equations for this process will be developed soon)

I wish all clocks were 2% larger.