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The Illuminati

The Illuminati

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#1783058 [OOCD] Rise of the Goblin Nation

Posted by The Illuminati on 16 February 2017 - 11:21 AM

Brix had his adventure last night. So instead he'll play the role of the bard and regale all the young goblins with the tale of his epic adventure.




#1783018 [OOCD] Rise of the Goblin Nation

Posted by The Illuminati on 15 February 2017 - 08:34 PM

Alright, expect some updates tomorrow and a Brix post!




#1782903 [OOCD] Rise of the Goblin Nation

Posted by The Illuminati on 14 February 2017 - 11:27 PM

Had some issues with the internet but I'm back now. I'll start reading tomorrow and post as needed.




#1781688 [RPG] Rise of the Goblin Nation

Posted by The Illuminati on 08 February 2017 - 02:09 PM

Frisk
"Yess! That's the spirit," the goblin exclaimed excitedly with a large, jagged smile. "This is certainly turning into a quite a lovely morning!" Reaching behind him, never taking his eyes of Frisk, the goblin pulled out a bag of gold coins before pouring them all onto the bar. Tossing the now empty coin purse aside, the goblin rifled through the pile of gold pieces before holding one up for Frisk to see.

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"Here we go, here we go! Lovely isn't it," the goblin asked rhetorically as he turned towards Frisk. "I took it from a human. Well, this and a few other things. You see, they really like their shinnies," the goblin said between giggles. "So I had to cut and stab until... Oh! You're a sneaky one. Got me talky talking when we're supposed to be playing a game. You're a very naughty gobby. Don't do that again!" Tossing the gold piece into the air, the goblin barked 'skulls' before catching the coin without looking and slamming it down next to Frisk. He held his hand there for a moment, just smiling and giggling again at Frisk before slowly peeling his green hand back to reveal a skull stamped into the coin. "You're turn!"

OOC: Toss the coin, make a call, and I'll roll some dice to see if you were right.




#1781641 [RPG] Rise of the Goblin Nation

Posted by The Illuminati on 07 February 2017 - 08:14 PM

Priestess Akta
The temple of Gaia and Dendron, the elder gods of Earth and Tree, was buzzing with activity today. Many had come back from the deadly forest wounded and injured. Others were simply there to do their weekly shopping, trading herbs and potions for favors and gold pieces.

"Bless you," Goblin K gushed as Akta tended to his wounds. "The pain is already easing -- thank you!" Just across from them though, things weren't as polite.

"Rrahh! No!!" Hobgoblin Ghu screamed as Akta walked over and stood beside her apprentice. The acolyte answered Akta's silent question by explaining that the wound had turned to rot and wasn't healing properly. Which meant that the hobgoblin's arm would likely have to be removed. "Don't you dare," the hobgoblin screamed again. "I need that arm!! I'll kill you if you do. I swear it!"

 

Studying the patient for a moment, Akta then raised her arm and turned her fist into a spiked mace of wood and stone. Swinging down faster than the hobgoblin could see, she crushed Ghu's head -- killing him instantly.

"Cut off the arm and feed the rest to the plants," Akta said simply to her acolyte. "Give the rot to the ghouls."

Blacksmith Mocharr
When Bayaal and Fii arrived, Mocharr had their items ready for them to inspect:
- A bone greatsword.
- A few bone daggers.
- And pair of medium armors.

 

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Each items was designed to have teeth, just in case the couple needed to saw something. Bayaal and Fii then explained how they needed a new place to stay. At first thought, Mocharr considered suggesting that they pitch a tent somewhere outside of the village. But then she remembered that she had agreed to mentor Bayaal in the ways of the weaponsmith, which meant that he would have to spend a lot of time at her forge. In the end, it just made more sense for them to stay in the extra room she had behind the shop. This was where she lived before she moving in with Akta at her temple.

"Okay, you can stay in my old room. And starting tonight Bayaal, we will begin your lessons."

Frisk
"What kind of game? Why, only the best of games of course!! The drinking game," the other goblin declared confidently. "The rules are simple. I flip a coin. And while it is in the air, I call 'skulls' or 'crossbones'. If I guess right, I'll pass the coin to you. If I guess wrong, I take a drink. Then it's your turn to flip the coin. We keep playing until one of us falls off our stool. Easy, right?"

OOC: I'm adjusting everyone's damage. So instead of +2, it's now +3. That way you guys can kill the rabbits with one swing each.

Dar's health: 3/4 HP




#1781621 [OOCD] Rise of the Goblin Nation

Posted by The Illuminati on 07 February 2017 - 05:10 PM

Looks like everybody wants that sexy, fur armor.
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#1781016 [OOCD] Rise of the Goblin Nation

Posted by The Illuminati on 04 February 2017 - 01:11 PM

It's a full set: head, chest, shoulders, arms, legs, and boots.

For you, it'll be ready by the time you get back from Akta's. (It was only overnight for Dar and everyone else because it was so late already. Armor and weapons at this level won't take all day to craft.)


#1780764 [OOCD] Rise of the Goblin Nation

Posted by The Illuminati on 01 February 2017 - 03:22 PM

They do, but I'll add those in after I see how things go with me not playing the role of the horned rabbits first. I think once you guys get the hang of things, we can increase your stats and the number of rabbits per encounter.

 

Don't worry, I'll keep an eye out to make sure your health is where it needs to be after every battle.




#1780067 [OOCD] Rise of the Goblin Nation

Posted by The Illuminati on 26 January 2017 - 06:49 PM

They were cheaper before, when I hadn't really hammered out all the prices. Now they're quite expensive:
- Minor Healing Potion: 662 gp
- Minor Health Regen Potion: 760 gp


#1780053 [OOCD] Rise of the Goblin Nation

Posted by The Illuminati on 26 January 2017 - 04:40 PM

I'm confused....how do I determine how much I have and/or what the items were worth....Check under what Mocharr will pay for the items when she buys? Math was never my strong suit. = o

The second spoiler tag is the one you want. Basically, she buys cheap and sells high.

Anyway, since I'm already here:
Dar's Items (-50 gp)
Crafting Materials:
- 1x Fey Wolverine Leg (Bone): 35 gp
- 3x Fey Wolverine Ribs (Bone): 105 gp
- 1x Horned Rabbit Skin (Leather): 49 gp
- 1x Rabbit-hide Belt (Leather): 49 gp
- 1x Horned Rabbit Horn (Bone): 35 gp

Ingredients:
- 1x Fey Wolverine Leg (Meat): 39 gp
- 3x Fey Wolverine Ribs (Meat): 117 gp
- 5x Flowers and Fragrant Leaves: -pick five ingredients-

Reagents:
- 2x Embereyes: 236 gp

Rend's Items
Crafting Materials:
- 1x Fey Wolverine Leg (Bone): 35 gp
- 1x Rabbit-hide Backpack (Leather): 49 gp
- 1x Rabbit-hide Belt (Leather): 49 gp
- 1x Horned Rabbit Skin (Leather): 49 gp
- 3x Horned Rabbit Horn (Bone): 105 gp

Ingredients:
- 1x Fey Wolverine Leg (Meat): 39 gp

Reagents:
- 2x Black Cohosh: 164 gp


#1780045 [RPG] Rise of the Goblin Nation

Posted by The Illuminati on 26 January 2017 - 02:36 PM

Blacksmith Mocharr
Once Dar explained that she didn't feel quite ready to wear Mocharr's heavy armor, Mocharr nodded and gave her Wargo's medium armor to try on instead. Using the dressing room in the back, Dar tried the armor on while Mocharr dealt with Rend.

Rend seemed far more interested in getting good value for her items, so Mocharr explained the cost of everything Rend had and a little more. It didn't take Rend long to realize that she didn't have nearly enough to trade for weapons and armor, but Mocharr explained that Fluffy had already payed for everything. Basically it was their reward for surviving their first day in this world.

Dar was soon finished trying on her new armor and came back out to grab her new warhammer. That was when Mocharr handed her a bag of gold coins -- the cost of all of her items, minus the fifty gold from the night before. Mocharr also told her that the warhammer was a good weapon, and that all good weapons should have a name. Once Dar was gone and Rend had had some time to think, the two finished their business together and parted ways.

 

Items Mocharr has for sale:

Spoiler

 

What Mocharr will pay for items she buys:

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#1779903 [OOCD] Rise of the Goblin Nation

Posted by The Illuminati on 24 January 2017 - 11:11 PM

That was only for the rank-ups. If your gob had to earn every blessing in the RP, they would never find the time to evolve. What I'm talking about is buffs to your health and damage, so they won't affect your rank-ups.

 

@Faye: Yes, you'll need to uproot your little garden when you move, if you want to keep it.




#1779849 [OOCD] Rise of the Goblin Nation

Posted by The Illuminati on 24 January 2017 - 04:19 PM

Oh? I thought I can have 2 blessings at once, but will need to pick a major one later on or risk being forsaken by the Gods for being an unfaithful bastard? XD
And since the 2 blessings are pretty much opposite, would that not incite the wrath of the Gods?

The minor gods get along better with each other than the more powerful gods.

If you have a minor-, major-, and a superior blessing, then that's three. If you have three minor blessings, a major- and a superior blessing, then that's five. So if you're smart, you can definitely have more than two blessings.

 

Think of it like this: A girl is dating a guy. One day she decides to introduce him to her father. The father doesn't like the boy but since they're just dating, he doesn't really care. If she announces however that they're getting married soon, then the father suddenly cares very much and will do anything to destroy the boy. If both men are equally powerful, then they will turn their attention to the girl instead and try to get her to see the other as the villain. If they can't, well then the only logical thing left for them to do is to kill her because the gods are petty and don't care about mortals.




#1779750 [RPG] Rise of the Goblin Nation

Posted by The Illuminati on 23 January 2017 - 08:04 PM

Mocharr, White Orc Blacksmith
After cleaning up Wargo's blood and then closing her shop for the night, Mocharr decided to pay a visit to the Lakeview tavern for a well-earned drink. Before too long however, she started wondering if Dar had made it to the Akta's temple safely. Thinking it was better to be sure than curious, Mocharr left to pay her silent lover a visit. As usual Akta was deep in peaceful meditation while her apprentice tended to the wounded and injured.

 

Looking around a bit, Mocharr quickly found Dar who was sleeping deeply with a smile on her face. Walking over, Mocharr sat beside Dar awhile before deciding it was time to leave once again. Patting Dar's head goodbye as the younger goblin's hair grew before her eyes, Mocharr quietly made her way over to Akta before kissing her on the cheek. From there she went back to her shop to begin working on the next day's orders. Sleep would have to wait until later that afternoon.

"Good morning, teacher!!" Dar cried a few hours later, startling Mocharr who had lost track of time. "I came to collect a weapon that you promised."

"Good morning to you too!" Mocharr replied with a smile, as she noticed just how tall Dar was now and that speech had also improved during the night. Walking over to the young goblin from her forge, Mocharr added, "My-my. Just look at you!" Mocharr said as she squeezed Dar's muscles. "Just one more day and you'll be all grown up. Now, where did I put your special gift..."

Leading her inside her shop, Mocharr left Dar to find the latter's warhammer while Dar placed the rest of her items on Mocharr's counter to trade. "Is this all of any use?" Dar asked once Mocharr had returned. Looking through her items, Mocharr told her that they were just enough to either buy leather armor (medium) or bone armor (heavy). While Dar decided what she wanted, Mocharr gave her her present.

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The Lakeview Tavern
Another young goblin was happily drinking his ale when Frisk came in and sat at the bar. "Where's the dirt?" Frisk asked no one. "Where?" The young goblin looked around the room to see who Frisk was talking to. He didn't seem to be talking to anyone, so that meant he must be speaking to him.

Sliding over to the bar, the goblin took a seat next to Frisk and just sat there a moment, not saying anything, just nomming on the edge of the mug. All of a sudden, he turned to Frisk and said, "You've been wondering why you're here, haven't you?" Looking around to make sure that no one was listening, he continued, "Wondering where you are? Who you are? Who I am? Why I'm doing this to you?" Pulling out a dagger, the goblin pressed the tip between Frisk's ribs. "I'll tell you. But first you have to tell me a story. If I like it, I won't eat you."




#1779720 [OOCD] Rise of the Goblin Nation

Posted by The Illuminati on 23 January 2017 - 03:23 PM

Here's the list of items you can expect to find as you explore the forest, and their cost.

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