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[penrosecat]

...a delinquent who intentionally bumped into me and demanded that I pay his medical bills!

 

Insured and infuriated, I...

[pokari]

...hit him with a paper fan, which only served to escalate the situation.

 

Ultimately, the situation was only diffused by the timely arrival of...

[sjoe]

a limping Mad-Eye Moody wearing his favourite kilts.

He told the delinquent in no uncertain terms that he could

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[pokari]

think of several incredibly nasty things that could happen to such a disrespectful young man, if he weren't careful.

I quickly made my thankful exit from the scene, only to find I had forgotten what I had come down to town for, and so found myself staring pensively out over the

[penrosecat]

bridge, just to see in my reflection a ninja lurking behind me.

 

I guessed it would be best to pleasantly greet him, but

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[sjoe]

I changed my mind after seeing the knife he was holding.

Instead, I did what any sane person would do, and

[penrosecat]

reverse ninja'd him.

 

The look on his face was one of

[pokari]

unadulterated admiration.

When he bowed down surprised me by suddenly fervently requesting an apprenticeship,

[penrosecat]

I rejected him because I had prior commitments.

 

However, I led him to my senpai, who

[sjoe]

was unable to notice the ninja.

This did not surprise me;

[penrosecat]

my senpai is of substandard quality.

 

Fearing his skill would go un-nurtured, I

[sjoe]

took him to my senpai's senpai.

However, as soon as we approached him,

[penrosecat]

he retired from ninja-hood.

 

I was about to complain, but

[pokari]

then sensei stepped into the room.

I tried to foist him off on her, but she said

[sjoe]

that the ninja was not yet ready to come under her tutelage.

I was forced to let go

[pokari]

and send the poor young man on his way; he would have to find his own master by himself.

 

Exhausted, I settled down to enjoy a nice

[penrosecat]

round of double posting.

However, I soon started feeling an inexplicable feeling of deja vu, so I

[pokari]

went and enjoyed a nice round of double-posting.

Something seemed wrong; I went to check if there was a glitch in the

[penrosecat]

apparatus, turns out I forgot to turn on the burner.

 

Laughing at my own foolishness, I quietly resumed

[pokari]

a nice round of double posting my relaxation activities, now armed with an extra bag of crisps and some slices of pineapple from the kitchen.

Somewhere in the middle of following down the rabbit-hole on maritime commerce law on Wikipedia, I was distracted from my languor by a sudden