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[pokari]

...hibernating for the winter.

The streets were slick with sleet, and I strained my eyes against the shimmering sunlight that had slid under the clouds, seeking...

[sjoe]

...nothing more than a unicorn flying under the rainbow.

Right then, a movement caught my eye -- I saw a tiny speck at first, and then, to my astonishment, it slowly resolved itself into...

[penrosecat]

...a cute girl who crash landed right on top of me.

However, because of being annoyed by the passive aggressive nature of my family, I was in no mood to trigger the harem flag and walked away in disgust. Soon....

[pokari]

...after that, I began to hear a faint persistent scratching sound at edge of hearing, and I began to worry that this dream was about to go downhill quickly.

Shivering, I grabbed my jacket and scarf and quickly headed for...

[penrosecat]

...the fire burning right behind me, to warm myself.

 

I wanted to talk to a friend to calm myself, but...

[sjoe]

there was no one around. D:

Now that I'm here, let me

[penrosecat]

tell some strategic lies to improve my lot.

 

I thought it would be best to do it quietly, but...

[pokari]

...I found myself having to raise my voice over the infernal drone of the bagpipes the chamberlain had inexplicably taken up playing.

Taking sudden inspiration from this turn of events, I went up to my room to fetch...

[penrosecat]

...my tensor before it fell into the twenty-sixth dimension.

 

However, everything was not as it seemed, and just as I was about to leave my room...

[AnimeManga272b]

...the door did NOT vanish into thin air and I was safely able to leave my room.

When rap battles became commonplace, we decided to...

[penrosecat]

...kill everyone and re-establish humanity because frankly the de-evolution was too much to witness for us robot overlords.

I wanted to know more about towels, so I...

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[sjoe]

grabbed one forcefully and started interrogating it.

To my surprise, it...

[penrosecat]

...blushed.

 

That was too weird for me so I tried to leave the room again...

[pokari]

...only to find my passage blocked.

I stared up at the looming figure presented by...

[penrosecat]

my ego, blocking me in.

To make my escape, I thought of my most embarassing experiences, and

[pokari]

having become sufficiently mortified, began to look for a hole to crawl into.

There was a mouse hole that looked just perfect, so I crawled on over and

[penrosecat]

...began my tiny sized sharehouse 4-koma story! There was beer and food! Apologies for stealing plot!

 

Though I was soon bored, and in search for better prospects, I...

[pokari]

(no problem~)

... suddenly found myself mired in an ongoing feud between the basement mice and the attic squirrels, over napping rights to the small patch of sunlight hidden between the chimney and the edge of the thatching.

Thinking this all very silly, I decided to resolve the matter by...

[penrosecat]

...bringing out some more beer and food! Everything got peacefully resolved. Someone even hugged me for no reason.

 

I turned back into a human and decided to do some gardening, but...

[pokari]

...I was miffed to find that my garden had been upturned during the recent storms.

Resigned, I headed out with the intent of picking out some new seedlings from the nursery, but during my passage was waylaid by...