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[pokari]

...sleep soundly through the night, ugh, stupid flu, and so here I am posting well before the sun comes up.

I rode a sheep into market, causing much...

[penrosecat]

...finger pointing towards me.

 

I boldly took a few steps, armed with my stapler, just to...

[AnimeManga272b]

...slip on a friggin' banana peel!

I saw the raindow in a mellow dream, and then...

[penrosecat]

...I saw what color infrared was.

 

Noticing that the entire document was typed in Comic Sans, I...

[AnimeManga272b]

...stopped reading comics altogether.

All you need is a lack of...

[penrosecat]

...original content, and people will dislike you without you trying.

 

I was really sleepy and nearly dropped off when...

[pokari]

...suddenly my passengers began to yell at me.

 

I was walking in the woods one day, in the very merry month of May...

[sjoe]

...when I met a ravenous bugblatter beast from Traal.

 

Luckily, I had my towel handy, so I proceeded to

[pokari]

hitchhike my way on the fastest ship out of there.

 

Luckily, I knew I could not die until...

[penrosecat]

...I was killed.

Emboldened by this thought, I decided to be more adventurous in my future exploits, but my train of thought was interrupted by...

[pokari]

the sound of three gunshots penetrating the murky hubbub in the dark, smoke-filled room.

 

I reached for my towel...

[penrosecat]

...and wiped the sweat off my brow.

 

To escape the room, I entered the nearby hole into the fourth dimension...

[pokari]

..., clenching my teeth as the slick black pulse of the phase shift took over my body and I fought to keep my lunch down 'till the other side.

 

Wouldn't want to think what would happen if some other poor two-bit trans-dimensional vagrant was unlucky enough to...

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[sjoe]

...get bit by a multi-dimensional Truck-kun.

The best kind of manga...

[penrosecat]

...gets axed before it gets going. Every. Single. Time.

 

I went to find some glasses to improve my foresight, but...

[sjoe]

in hindsight, I really should have bought sunglasses to screen my face from the fire

In my dream last night, you appeared as a...

[pokari]

...squirrel, chittering insistently about how there were no good acorn trees left, and how we would have to go out and plant some.

 

Then the dark clouds came, sweeping the land in darkness, and drenching the...

[penrosecat]

...cornflakes till they became disgusting.

 

Frustrated by another terrible breakfast, I...

[pokari]

...stared gloomily into my coffee and resolved to, hereafter, eat dinner first thing in the morning.

Then suddenly Alfred came bursting in through the lounge-room door, dressed most peculiarly in leiderhosen and a tuxedo jacket, and exclaimed...

[penrosecat]

..."Go revive some old threads already!"

 

I wanted to check the time, but the clock was...