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A priest was driving along one day and he saw a young boy sitting by the road crying. The priest stopped and walked over to the little boy. "Whats the matter?" The priest asked. The little boy replied "My mother, my father, brother and sister went over the cliff in the car and went boom". The priest looked over the edge and saw the magled bodies and the car wreck. The priest looked away and his face soften then looked down at the boy and unzipped his fly and said "this just isn't your day".
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Started by Faye, Jul 01 2013 05:43 PM
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#81
Posted 14 July 2013 - 03:32 PM
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Posted 15 July 2013 - 01:21 PM
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Posted 15 July 2013 - 09:25 PM
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Posted 17 July 2013 - 04:04 AM
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How do you know your sister is on her period ?
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How do you know that your dad's willy tastes like blood?
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Edited by Khrazy_one, 17 July 2013 - 04:04 AM.
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Posted 19 July 2013 - 01:35 AM
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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand?
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Posted 19 July 2013 - 06:18 AM
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Edited by RIDDHI DIPAN, 03 February 2015 - 05:37 PM.
Shrinwantu vishwe amritasya putra
Arya dhamani divyani thasthu --- Svetasvatara Upanishad.
Arya dhamani divyani thasthu --- Svetasvatara Upanishad.
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Posted 19 July 2013 - 07:29 AM
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Posted 20 July 2013 - 10:51 AM
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Edited by RIDDHI DIPAN, 03 February 2015 - 05:37 PM.
Shrinwantu vishwe amritasya putra
Arya dhamani divyani thasthu --- Svetasvatara Upanishad.
Arya dhamani divyani thasthu --- Svetasvatara Upanishad.
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Posted 23 July 2013 - 02:52 AM
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A married couple down on their luck decides to make a few extra bucks by reluctantly having the wife work the corner. After the first day the husband picks her up and asks "how did you do?". She says, "I did pretty well, I made $200.50". He asks, "What asshole gave you 50 cents?" and she replies "all of them".
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Posted 23 July 2013 - 02:54 AM
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A married couple down on their luck decides to make a few extra bucks by reluctantly having the wife work the corner. After the first day the husband picks her up and asks "how did you do?". She says, "I did pretty well, I made $200.50". He asks, "What asshole gave you 50 cents?" and she replies "all of them".
401 times ... in the same day ...
WTF
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Posted 23 July 2013 - 02:58 AM
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401 times ... in the same day ...
WTF
Must've become reaaaaally loose, by then. Oh sh*t you're just a kid... 
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Posted 23 July 2013 - 02:59 AM
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Must've become reaaaaally loose, by then. Oh sh*t you're just a kid...
Lol damnnnnn
Hey, I'm almost 17, so it's fine :/
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Posted 23 July 2013 - 03:00 AM
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Posted 23 July 2013 - 03:02 AM
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Posted 02 August 2013 - 04:18 AM
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Posted 27 November 2013 - 11:40 AM
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Retirement age rises to 70 \o/
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Posted 03 January 2014 - 02:23 PM
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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
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Two guys were lost in the desert and nearing their limits due to thirst and hunger when, just as they reached the top of a sand dune, they saw a dead camel at the bottom on the other side of the dune. They both thought that this would be their salvation and crawled and slid down the dune to the camel. The camel had, however, been dead for some time and reeked of decay, not to mention being covered with insects, grubs and maggots! And even though both men were starving, only one man started ripping off pieces of rotting flesh and wolfing them down, maggots and all! When asked why he wasn't eating, the other man said, "I just can't eat it like that. It's too disgusting!!" The first man shrugged his shoulders and continued to stuff stinking handfuls of slimy, bug and maggot covered camel guts down his throat until he was quite full. After a while, his stomach started rumbling from the mixture of rotting meat, insects, grubs and maggots. His face turned green and with a great retching sound, everything that he had eaten came up and spewed out onto the ground.
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Always yield to temptation, it may not come your way again!
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Posted 08 September 2016 - 12:55 PM
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2nd World War. Russian soldiers desecrate a German cemetery. They jump on graves and read who lies in them:
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Posted 09 September 2016 - 11:05 PM
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Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on their cute little face.
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