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[Faye]

What's the biggest contribution Shakespeare gave to the society?

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The "He shakes his spear" joke

From the scale of white to black, how racist are you?

[Joshua Langford]

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

 

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Ones fun to smash open and eat, the other ones a watermelon.

[You]

Abortion

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- it brings out the kid in you.

[Rol]

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Edited by Rol, 06 July 2013 - 12:11 PM.

[You]

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i don't get it._.

[Rol]

i don't get it._.

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[You]

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you suck at morse code.

[Kayley]

... . _.._ ..__..

[Horripilating Sea Cucumber]

i don't get it._.

 

bieber went to the Anne Frank memorial, said if she was alive she'd be a belieber. Anne Frank = Jewish. Jewish in Hitler times = ashes

[You]

bieber went to the Anne Frank memorial, said if she was alive she'd be a belieber. Anne Frank = Jewish. Jewish in Hitler times = ashes

Oh I see. Thank you for explaining Rukapi.

[Horripilating Sea Cucumber]

Oh I see. Thank you for explaining Rukapi.

NP you

[Khrazy_one]

<Td00d> a girl just walked past the window

<Ernestiqus> Go for it.

<Td00d> she's a bit too young.

<Ernestiqus> I swear officer, I didn't know she was 16

<Td00d> she isn't 16 :/

<Ernestiqus> If there's grass on the field play ball!

<Td00d> she's so young I doubt she's got hair there...

<Ernestiqus> Old enough to bleed is old enough to breed.

<Td00d> i don't think she's in puberty already

<Ernestiqus> Hit it before puberty does.

[You]

"I locked my keys in my car outside of an abortion clinic the other night. It turns out they get really pissed when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger."

[Faye]

Women shall never have equal rights with men until they are able to go out in public with thinning hair and beer belly, and still think that they're hot

 

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This thread stays alive longer than I though

Now close this spoiler and post your jokes >:]

Edited by fayrbrant, 08 July 2013 - 08:54 AM.

[Khrazy_one]

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.

She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.”

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”

 

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

[2hot4you]

[Lanfear]

Spoiler

A white man walks into a bar and notices a black bartender. 
"I'll have a beer, nigger" says the white man.
"Hey there is no need for you talk to me like that. How would you like it if I talked like that to you?" says the black bartender.
"Why don't we swap places and find out?" says the white man.
The white man and black bartender swap places.
The black bartender walks up to the white man who is now behind the bar and says "Hey you honkey, give me a fucking beer!".
The white man replies back with "Sorry we don't server niggers here!"

 

'-'

[AMRITASYA PUTRAH]

Q: How do Chinese parents come up with names for their children?

A: By throwing a bag of silverware down a flight of stairs (chink, chang, chong, ting, tong, tang, etc.)

[Kokai]

Your face.

[AMRITASYA PUTRAH]

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Edited by RIDDHI DIPAN, 03 February 2015 - 05:35 PM.