osakaki

how does one wash and dry an afro?

how does one wash a shaved head?

how does it feel to have a shaved head?

can a large enough afro be used as an umbrella / rain-catcher?

is getting hit on shaved head with raindrops painful?

do you find very, very short hairs in your soup?

i basically just washed and wore, it curls up well after drying

a tiny bit of shampoo and scrub it

refreshing

idk

no but it's cold

if i do it's from my beard

Wut; Muni AND osakaki are back. Something particular going on here?

sometimes when you're especially misanthropic you want to remember when you were briefly happy

Weird but awesome indeed (:

i wouldn't know, you didn't even like one back

Did you actually?

In December, but yup.

nature's camp grenada youtube video reminded me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GVxXJxfN4k

Welcome to Batoto!
 

Hope you have a gay old time!

The guy asking for manga set in 'murica reminded me of this:

Lol I'll never understand the oppression Olympics. "Oh, I have it worse than you" or "Oh my life is so terrible and you have it so easy." What's the point? Big dicks, big boobs, both have their problems. Of course having a big dick is wayyyyyyyyyy worse. I know from very, very personal experience. But do you ever hear me whinge on about it? No. You don't.

Sure, I could go on and on about how huge my cock is, it's astonishing length and girth, the way it feels hefty in your hands, like a perfectly balanced baseball bat or weighty hammer. And I could go on and on about the problems I've faced as a result. For instance, all over town I'm known as the guy with the monster dong, the guy whose penis is enormous yet wonderful to behold, like the Grand Canyon. I'm so more than that! I like science fiction. I play video games. I enjoy a ballet. But where ever I go, people only see a walking dick. A huge, perfectly proportioned walking dick. How do you think that makes me feel? And yet I never complain. Because we all have it rough. That's called life.

I can tell you about the women who've turned down sex at the sight of my engorged member. The gasps they've emitted without thinking. The fainting spells. I could extol at length how grown men have wept when I released my metaphorical Kraken from its underwear prison. Do I talk about it? No. I don't. People, I have to special order my condoms. From a horse veterinary supply company. You think that's easy for me? I mean it kind of is, all that stuff is online now. With PayPal you don't even have to enter your credit card info every time. Truly we are living in the future.

My point is we all have it bad. Women with huge boobs have it bad. Men - like me - with long, girthy, perfectly straight weiners have it worse. But it's not a competition, that's the important part. If it were I'd win, okay? But it's not. It never will be. Live and let live.

A man is:
Making
A
Nifference

What's potatoes, precious?

Cake - Opera Singer

can i have some too

damn I just realized I don't own udyr

here you go

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literally the most annoying song in the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gPuH1yeZ08

"The Most Unwanted Song" is a song created by artists Komar and Melamid and composer Dave Soldier in 1997. The song was designed to incorporate lyrical and musical elements that were annoying to most people. These elements included bagpipes, cowboy music, an opera singer rapping, and a children's choir that urged listeners to go shopping at Wal-Mart.

holy shit the opera bagpipe rap is gold

there's a hole in my sole