To Spuds Everywhere,
We here at Batoto Institute of Science and the Arts (BISA) are pleased to announce a slight change to our tater-based curriculum. With the goal of providing quality education and excellent service, we have decided to go back to our roots; henceforth the name of this proud institution will be changed to "Potato High School". We've been eyeing this change for some time now to fulfill the vision set by our dear leader, the great spud Grumpy (Ezonoo Principal). We believe this change reflects our long-standing position as a premier, tuber-based educational institution, and a world leader for educating potatoes everywhere. The following changes will take effect immediately:
- The name of the institution will be changed to "Potato High School".
- The staff will be reshuffled and given new teaching roles. Their new teaching loads and assignments will be reflected in their designations, titles and wherever it is possible to be displayed.
- Potatoes will now be classified according to their grade level; from freshman to alumni spuds.
- The official mascot for Batoto will be changed from OMGWTFBBQPONIES to The Fighting Irish Potato.
- Numerous tuber-related fixes.
We sincerely believe that these changes will be beneficial to all parties involved. Thank you, remember to not eat your spuds (cannibalism is bad!), get plenty of sunlight and nutrients, and as always, have fun reading!
GO FIGHTING TATERS!
- Ivy, 「黑風影」, DSWilliams and 49 others like this