Good Emperor Late

i will never go away

i need to be a part of this great gathering of sweaty and oily men

Ayyy WTF
 

Today I got bitten by this mother fucker https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ixodes_ricinus

These guys are so damn annoying. Not only do they suck your blood, not only they are stuck on your skin so it's a struggle to get them off, because you when you try to take them off their body comes out but the blood sucking head stays stuck on the skin, if you won't take it out properly.

BUT DAMN ALSO they can give this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tick-borne_encephalitisYOU CAN DIE TO THIS THING, thank god I had i had vaccination done for this thing just a month a ago, BUT THATS NOT ALL, i can still get this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyme_disease instead, though this one could never actually come out, but still be in my body. Sure, I only have 20% of getting the lyme disease, but i'd rather have that at 0%  (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)

So yeah. So that happened. I just wanted to rant somewhere.

Balls

EDIT: Professor Rol told me that it takes 36 hours for lyme to spread(because i was too lazy to read the wiki myself, relied on local info). I may have been too quick to rant. Oh well. Though I don't really know how long it was there.

Sigh. Month In a forest during army, no ticks. 10 minutes in shallow grass, instanly a tick. I need Joshu to comfort me.

Donkey Kong is my waifu now

i should  get naked, go downtown, hump a stop sign, get arrested and then drop the soap

i won the best one

and grumpy x kannade otp sux ;-;

DAFUQ!?!? JOSHU IS NOT GETTING WAIFU POINTS!?!??! MY WHOLE LIFE IS LIE

In French army we just learn to run fast

Exactly, we all wear capes too.

you bribe the enemy with french toast

weird

pls no

remember

https://vatoto.com/forums/topic/19134-благовония/?p=1305500

THIS WHAT BABOBO WAS LOOKING FOR

SOME RANDOM BOT(?) SHELLING SHIT, IN RUSSIAN!

BABOBO IS NOW COMPLETE

FIRST

You say that like it's a good thing.

Woah, you even rape my words

Well if you open both a Husbando and waifu award it would be pretty hectic to manage the votes, In fact Mr & Ms Personality are merged when we register the votes...

But you can always modify the name and say it is the "waifu/husbando" award right?.

how dare you be a genious on the internet

I'm not paying for prostitution, I'm just paying a simple donation for your time.

my new pick up line

"I FORGOT I DON'T HAVE AN ICK!"