Khrazy_one

Well... It's just that I think you should put on some more clothes..

Too bad this didn't really fly as a topic though. Good try.

Have some mercy replies from me.

aaahahahaha

..You just changed your avatar didn't you..

Weeell we do have these new milk and cookie shots. Here have some samples for free. 

They're none alcoholic but deadly delicious. :9

Aaaand since we don't have that many customers recently...

50% off for all these drinks!

*teleports into the control room and opens all of the gates*

Everybody partyyyyyyyyyy

hohoho

Hmmm.. *tapes the branch back onto the sleeping tree*

There we go!

Welcome to The Bar's Canadian branch. If you're 18 then drink as much as you want!

Let's just pretend that The Bar is based in Canada and give Number 5 a drink.

Have some long Island Iced tea on me.

I know. The only way out for me is to get myself banned. That should do it.

I'm just waiting for the perfect time to strike. When the forum is completely dead and none of the threads are alive, that's when I'll execute my ultimate plan.

>:}

Until then, enjoy these last remaining days of activeness. It won't last very long.

*teleports into trinity seven*

What did you do to the elder tree?? Did you pull down one of its branches?

It's okay though. The ex-regulars probably just don't want to get hooked onto the forums again. You'll feel the same way after being here long enough. You just feel like stopping.

You're not derp enough to be a You.

*puts on the next track*

Uhhh... Pony would know that. Probably.

Ahh thanks. 

Oh, forgettable potato bruh. Here's some milk for you.

The bar finally has people in it! 

Wooo. *puts on music*

*spin spin spin*

ohohoho

Love can touch us one time and last for a lifetime.

And never let go till, we're gone.

Love was when I left you, one true time, I hope to.

In my life will always go on.

Near far, wherever you are.