I was careless. He caught me off guard and threw me into the dungeon. Alone, tired, exhausted, and fatigued. I was confined in a very small room with no windows and any source of light. It had lasted what seemed to be endless hours. On and on and on. But now, The EmpeRAWR had finally finished his speech. All was addressed and it is now time... I already ate the cookies and drank a lot of milk.
Well, that was it... I had nothing left to do....
I was pumped up and ready to go, and because of my loss at a dice game, i was chosen on to this mission,
i was told to meet lal, my informant in a cream factory alongside the river of chingchongbingbong.
Lal offered me some cream, she had that weird look on her face. At first I didn't want to eat it but she threatened me, so... I ate it.
After swallowing the cream like a boss. I fainted because I'm a little b*tch.
i woke up to the smell of napalm in the morning.oh i love the smell of it. it gets my body shivering like a vibrator.i was born to hate the french and their french fries . taking out a rocket launcher from my butt ,i aimed for those potato with rage within.
It's been 4 hours since we started. Even though I can still keep going, my ammo is almost dry. My gun is smoking from all the shots I fired. Then I went past the limit. Here I was, slowly waking up after a rough night, having no idea where I was. What woke me up was the light going through a hole in the ceiling, and a weird smell... It smelled like french fries. So I got up, dressed myself and opened the door but I wasn't prepared seeing this room, which was completely covered in nothing but...... french fries.