#1
Posted 13 April 2012 - 10:30 PM
With your hand?
With your feet?
Nyotaimori?
Chopsticks or Spoon and Fork?
I was caught eating with only my mouth today. I had to explain that since I don't exercise, I exercise my mouth. Is this looked down upon?
#2
Posted 13 April 2012 - 10:39 PM
I eat really slowly. Everyone always finishes their meal before me! And I'm not very worldly so I just eat with normal silverware, using my right hand (because I write with it of course). Though if I'm eating meat like steak or pork chops, I cut it with a knife in my right hand and then fork it up to my mouth using my left hand. Pretty, cool, huh? Hahaha...not really. I feel like a boring person. :<
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#3
Posted 13 April 2012 - 10:43 PM
ever since that one time I had to do it as a homework assignment in psychology, I've eaten bananas like a watermelon.
Basically, you peel the banana on one side, and then you eat it sideways instead of vertically. I don't even know why I do it xD
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#4
Posted 13 April 2012 - 10:59 PM
...I can't honestly say that I've heard of getting exercise by eating. XD Even if you burn calories, you get them back in the food, right?
I eat really slowly. Everyone always finishes their meal before me! And I'm not very worldly so I just eat with normal silverware, using my right hand (because I write with it of course). Though if I'm eating meat like steak or pork chops, I cut it with a knife in my right hand and then fork it up to my mouth using my left hand. Pretty, cool, huh? Hahaha...not really. I feel like a boring person. :<
Dont see how eating methods could make make someone boring
But when it comes to meat, I cut and fork it with the left.
#5
Posted 13 April 2012 - 11:02 PM
And wouldn't say it's looked upon... It's more interesting than anything else :S
Everyone their tastes after all...
IM or it's for naught
#6
Posted 13 April 2012 - 11:11 PM
This is not my fault!
You could have bought my cookies.
#7
Posted 13 April 2012 - 11:13 PM
Not all at once. xD
I eat pretty quickly. I just like to get it over and done with and continue what I left off before. However, if I'm out with family or friends or whatever, I tend to eat slowly and savour the food properly over a nice chat over the table.
#8
Posted 13 April 2012 - 11:23 PM
I think I eat pretty normally except for this one quirk I have...
ever since that one time I had to do it as a homework assignment in psychology, I've eaten bananas like a watermelon.
Basically, you peel the banana on one side, and then you eat it sideways instead of vertically. I don't even know why I do it xD
When I watch the performance of fellatio, it can be done that way as well.
...I can't honestly say that I've heard of getting exercise by eating. XD Even if you burn calories, you get them back in the food, right?
I eat really slowly. Everyone always finishes their meal before me! And I'm not very worldly so I just eat with normal silverware, using my right hand (because I write with it of course). Though if I'm eating meat like steak or pork chops, I cut it with a knife in my right hand and then fork it up to my mouth using my left hand. Pretty, cool, huh? Hahaha...not really. I feel like a boring person. :<
I am jealous of your obedience. I used to rip steak and pork chops with my teeth and break cake and bread with my hands.
I was owned by a belt multiple times.
Edited by Rjamwalters, 13 April 2012 - 11:25 PM.
#10
Posted 14 April 2012 - 12:19 AM
When I watch the performance of fellatio, it can be done that way as well.
I feel like targeting the corpus cavernosum exclusively is not in the best taste, but hey, this is sexual response we're talking about, humans will do anything
I'd like to think of myself as the least impressive kind of god. Not omnipotent, omnipresent, or omniscient. Arrogant (as people with god complexes generally tend towards), self-serving (as many gods can be), and flawed (as people inherently are). If you follow me, expect magic tricks, not miracles. But hey, I don't ask for much. Put your faith in me, and I'll put my faith in you, Talk to me (and I've heard more important gods are much pickier about doing this) and I'll talk right back to you. So what do you say? Wanna be a prophet?
#11
Posted 14 April 2012 - 01:17 AM
Honestly I don't think this is that bad, it seems pretty legitimate to meHey this thread is not belongs here. Please don't send silly topics in General discussions
I eat with every utensil i can, It's actually kinda fun to try new things unfortunately, my skills with the chopsticks aren't that remarkable, however, I do keep trying
#12
Posted 14 April 2012 - 01:29 AM
I even use it to eat cereal!
Once you've mastered the art of the chopsticks you can pick up each individual water droplet or milk droplet I should say.
Granted it'll take a while to finish the cereal but it gets the job done none the less.
Here's a video of a guy using chopsticks for dastardly deeds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLH_Fi6oAjw
#13
Posted 14 April 2012 - 05:27 AM
We also generally eat noodle soup with spoons (a trait I find absolutely bizarre, and refuse to conform to).
I also prefer eating with chopsticks. They're more versatile than a fork (which is more versatile than a spoon).
#14
Posted 14 April 2012 - 06:22 AM
私、気になります!
Watashiwa, Kininarimasu.
#16
Posted 14 April 2012 - 11:45 AM
#17
Posted 14 April 2012 - 01:25 PM
I am aware of the formal eating (with knives and many different spoons and forks which I think are just all the same) however I kind of suck on it. We use our bare hands while eating, ofcourse it depends on what we will eat, but sometimes we use it if our food is rice with fish <3
#18
Posted 14 April 2012 - 01:43 PM
but if i would pick a method it would be: i what like there is no tomorrow ... i chow down the food and ask for seconds (and yeah ... I AM NOT FAT so i can eat anything at any amount mwahaha)
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#19
Posted 15 April 2012 - 10:34 PM
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#20
Posted 16 April 2012 - 04:00 AM
I obtain sustenance by consuming myself.
I grow. That is all.
...I can't honestly say that I've heard of getting exercise by eating. XD Even if you burn calories, you get them back in the food, right?
This actually depends on what you eat.]
...
oh darn.