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Started by DoomJackal, Apr 04 2012 02:32 AM

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 04:08 AM

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ahh lol ok then got another one

I go in hard.


I come out soft.


You blow me hard.


What am I?



i keep thinking you add water lol

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 04:11 AM

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ahh lol ok then got another one

I go in hard.


I come out soft.


You blow me hard.


What am I?



i keep thinking you add water lol


Groooooooss.

Well if it's not a dick I don't know what it is. Lemme ponder for a while.

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 04:14 AM

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Yeah it's a hole.

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 04:14 AM

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i knew someone would guess that lol but not it isn't a dick
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 04:18 AM

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Well then, have this in the meantime.

I'm tall as a house,
And round as a cup.
And all the king's horses
Couldn't draw me up.
What am I?

Credits to Zork.

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 04:20 AM

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a well lol
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 05:05 AM

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I go in hard.


I come out soft.


You blow me hard.


What am I?



Heard it before. It's gum.

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 05:10 AM

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yep k here is the last one from me today


Three little letters


A paradox to some.


The worse that it is


The better it becomes.
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 06:07 AM

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yep k here is the last one from me today


Three little letters


A paradox to some.


The worse that it is


The better it becomes.



SOS?
ASS?

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 08:00 AM

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nope lol
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 08:03 AM

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Pun


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Poor Orphan Ian.

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 08:04 AM

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yep lol
k heres anouther



When young, I am sweet in the sun.
When middle-aged, I make you gay.
When old, I am valued more than ever


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Posted 04 April 2012 - 11:15 AM

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wine

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 01:27 PM

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yep k next one lol


Ripped from my mother's womb,


Beaten and burned,


I become a blood thirsty killer.


What am I?
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Posted 05 April 2012 - 09:45 AM

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zombieee :o

jks iron ore

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 10:02 PM

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yep your right lol


k next one

There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
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Posted 05 April 2012 - 10:06 PM

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Watermelon.

Google FTW.

Poor Orphan Ian.

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 10:09 PM

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hey thats cheating lol jk

k next one

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?



wow no guesses

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 01:49 PM

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The letter n !!!!
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Posted 06 April 2012 - 04:09 PM

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bingo ready for the next one here it is lol


whoever makes it, tells it not.
whoever takes it, know it not.
whoever knows it, wants it not.
what is it?
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