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[DoomJackal]

i hope this is in the right place. as the topic stats it is a place for jokes and riddles. any and every joke or riddle you can think of the funnier the better.

k rules are simple

for joke you can place answer in the post or wait a bit to see if anyone can guess answer same goes for the riddles.

so i will start:


what room has no doors or windows?

Edited by DoomJackal, 04 April 2012 - 02:33 AM.

[Xbox User]

Riddles......Yes!

I guess a mushroom.

[DoomJackal]

your right lol

k here is another


i have arms but no hands, a neck but no head, what am i?

[Xbox User]

A chair?

[Loki]

headless armless human (chair)

[DoomJackal]

no lol but good guess

[Xbox User]

Dang it!

A sweater?

[DoomJackal]

bingo
nice signiture btw Xbox user

ok next riddle

It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?

Edited by DoomJackal, 04 April 2012 - 03:11 AM.

[Xbox User]

Sweet!

I've heard this one before. It's nothing. And thanks. It's very entertaining no?

Edited by Xbox User, 04 April 2012 - 03:13 AM.

[DoomJackal]

yes it is feel free to pop in some of your own riddles i will run dry soon lol


k next riddle

I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, To live and breath on this terrestrial ball. What am I?

Edited by DoomJackal, 04 April 2012 - 03:16 AM.

[Loki]

ego-boosted ninja without birth cetificate

[Xbox User]

Dang that's a good one. Let me think about this one. While I contemplate here's something for you to think about.

I can fly like a bird, but not in the sky,
which can always swim and is always dry.
I flee the light but without the sun,
Your view of me would be gone.
I say goodbye at night and morning hi.
I'm part of you. What am I?

[DoomJackal]

my shadow

[Xbox User]

Ha I knew that was too easy.

How about this one. A barrel contains 8 liters of water. What can you add to the barrel so it contains 3 liters of water?

Still contemplating btw

Edited by Xbox User, 04 April 2012 - 03:35 AM.

[Horn]

yes it is feel free to pop in some of your own riddles i will run dry soon lol


k next riddle

I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, To live and breath on this terrestrial ball. What am I?

The future?

[Loki]

a measuring tool
tommorow

[Xbox User]

Maybe I should have worded it better. It's not a measuring tool.

[DoomJackal]

it is the future lol and i can't figure out your riddle lol


k next riddle

what is funny about this paragraph

This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary you'd think nothing was wrong with it - and in fact, nothing is wrong with it. It is unusual though. Why? Study it, think about it, and you may find out. Try to do it without coaching. If you work at it for a bit it will dawn on you. So jump to it and try your skill at figuring it out. Good luck - don't blow your cool!

Edited by DoomJackal, 04 April 2012 - 03:48 AM.

[Horn]

Spoiler

There is no letter E.

I'd heard that one before though.

Ha I knew that was too easy.

How about this one. A barrel contains 8 liters of water. What can you add to the barrel so it contains 3 liters of water?

Still contemplating btw

My guess would be a hole, or something.

[Xbox User]

Come on now. You can't give up Jackal!