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[Bokuboy]

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.

I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press one?"

So I did.

I don't remember much after that.

 

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Why does a dog lick himself?

Because he can't make a fist.

[Emerald39]

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He turns to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I can't feel my legs."

The doctor replies, "I know. I amputated your arms."

 

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the P is silent. 

 

Two fish swim into a concrete wall; one turns to the other and says, "Dam."

[Natureboy]

What's the difference between an orange?

[@lphasheep]

did you know, that tears can´t be seen in an aquarium? (thats a sad one. if u don´t get it. (o.o) )

[Cʜɪʟʟɪɴ_Pᴀɴᴅᴀ]

Your face.

 

(I'm kinda surprised nobody said it yet.)