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[Aoi_Cho]

I am going to make myself look like an idiot, but did I miss something? Did I post something I shouldn't have? Could it because I don't understand the acronyms, Goatse? NSFW? Someone please put me out of my misery. I feel like an uneducated child *sad *cry. Oh, and please don't make fun of ignorance, lol.

Changing the subject:

Lady:

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Gentleman:

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Edited by Aoi_Cho, 26 January 2014 - 05:26 AM.

[Kannade]

don't look up goatse, it's not very kawaii. u__u

NSFW means it's not safe for work ^___^;;

[Horripilating Sea Cucumber]

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[Aoi_Cho]

Looks like its time for new pics.

Lady:

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Gentleman:

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[Horripilating Sea Cucumber]

http://youtu.be/K7_IcR5JnSs

[Aoi_Cho]

Nicely Done.

[Horripilating Sea Cucumber]

Bottoms = Yoga pants

 

Hump Day apparently..

 

theres even a pt2 to it

guys

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[Linkd]

What did I just look at 0.0

[DVerde]

Bottom, as in...uke? This thread just a whole new meaning, then.

 

@Mochapi, Wow, that certainly is a turn on... They should do that in an Old Spice commercial.

[Horripilating Sea Cucumber]

Bottom, as in...uke? This thread just a whole new meaning, then.
 
@Mochapi, Wow, that certainly is a turn on... They should do that in an Old Spice commercial.

Which one?

[DVerde]

Which one?

 

The black guy with the thong, and amazing buttocks.

 

AKA the most recently posted.

Edited by DVerde, 04 February 2014 - 12:38 AM.

[Rol]

guys

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[Hoodsome]

But you got aroused eh

[Rol]

Eh.

[Lynx]

​In conjunction with this thread/theme name your favorite Derriere song.

Mine is the famous, Sir Mix-a-Lots,  Baby's got Back
 

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Baby's got Back - Lyrics

By Sir Mix-aLot

 

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. (scoff) She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
 
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
 
(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!
 
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna (f*@!)
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!
 
Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".
 
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
 
(Little in the middle but she got much back) (4x)

 

Warning clicking on this link will take you away from the Batoto website.

​Sir Mix-a Lot's video of Baby's got Back on YouTube

 

 

If your gonna post "Baby Got Back" then I'm gonna have to post the best cover of it ever made.

 

 

I love Jonathan Coulton XD

[Hoodsome]

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[Horripilating Sea Cucumber]

was tumblr searching "are you calling me fat" and saw this

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[KENNY WEST]

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[Horripilating Sea Cucumber]

onesie butts.