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[Horripilating Sea Cucumber]

 Baby's got Back

my jam when doing something monotonous. such as chores..

[Aoi_Cho]

I was tempted to go with "Fat bottom Girls" by Queen.

 

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"Fat Bottom Girls" - Lyrics

By Queen

 

Oh you gonna take me home tonight

Oh down beside that red fire light

Oh you gonna let it all hang out

Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

 

Hey I was just a skinny lad

Never knew no good from bad

But I knew love before I left my nursery

Left alone with big fat Fanny

She was such a naughty nanny

Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me

 

Hey hey!

 

I've been singing with my band

Across the water, across the land

I've seen every blue eyed floozy on the way (hey)

But their beauty and their style

Went kind of smooth after a while

Take me to them naughty ladies every time

 

C'mon!

 

Oh, won't you take me home tonight?

Oh, down beside your red fire light

Oh, and you give it all you got

Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

 

Hey, listen here

Now I got mortgages and homes

And I got stiffness in the bones

Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)

Oh, but I still get my pleasure

Still get my greatest treasure

Heap big woman you done made a big man of me (now get this)

 

Oh (I know), you gonna take me home tonight (please)

Oh, down beside that red fire light

Oh, you gonna let it all hang out

Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

 

Get on your bikes and ride

 

Ooh, yeah, oh, yeah, them fat bottomed girls

Fat bottomed girls, yeah, yeah, yeah,

All right

Ride 'em cowboy

Fat bottomed girls

Yes, yes, right.

 

 

 

Or "Shake That" by Eminem ft. Nate Dogg

 

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"Shake That" - Lyrics

By Eminem ft. Nate Dogg

 

Shady, Aftermath

There she goes shaking that ass on the floor

Bumpin and grindin that pole

The way she's grindin that pole

I think I'm losing control

 

Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunked, get f#@$!d up

Hit the strip club don't forget ones get your d**k rubbed

Get f@#$*d, get sucked, get wasted, s**t faceted

Pasted, blasted, puke drink up, get a new drink

Hit the bathroom sink, throw up

Wipe your shoe clean, got a routine

Knowing still got a few chunks on your shoestring

Showing I was dehydrated till the beat vibrated

I was revibed as soon as this B@$#h gyrated

And hips and licked them lips and that was it

I had to get Nate Dogg here to sing some s**t

 

Two to the one from the one to the three

I like good p***y and I like good trees

Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe

And I get more ass than a toilet seat

Three to the one from the one to the three

I met a bad b***h last night in the D

Let me tell you how I made her leave with me

Conversation and Hennessey

I've been to the motherf*$#ing mountain top

Heard motherf@#$!rs talk, seen 'em drop

If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock

And when I bust yo ass I'm gonna continue to rock

Get you ass of the wall with your two left feet

It's real easy just follow the beat

Don't let that fine girl pass you by

Look real close cause strobe lights lie

 

We bout to have a party (turn the music up)

Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)

I'm looking for a girl with a body and a sexy strut

Wanna get it poppin baby step right up

Some girls they act retarded

Some girls are bout it bout it

I'm looking for a girl that will do whatever the f@#k

I say everyday she be giving it up

 

Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

Oh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

 

I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist

Open your mouth for about four or five minutes

Take a little bit of this fluoride rinse

Swish but don't spit it, swallow and I'll finish

Yeah me and Nate d-o double g

Looking for a couple b***hes with some double d's

Pop a little champagne and a couple E's

Slip it in her bubbuly, we finna finna have a part

 

Have a party (turn the music up)

Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)

I'm looking for a girl I can f#@k in my hummer truck

Apple Bottom jeans and a big Ol' butt

Some girls they act retarded

Some girls are bout it bout it

I want a b***h that sit at the crib with no panties on

Knows that she can but she won't say no

Now look at this lady all in front of me, sexy as can be

Tonight I want a slut, will you be mine?

I heard you was freaky from a friend of mine

 

Now I hope you don't get mad at me

But I told Nate you was a freak

He said he wants a slut, hope you don't mind

I told him how you like it from behind

 

Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

C'mon girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

Oh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

C'mon girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

We bout' to have a party (turn the music up)

Let's get it started (go ahead shake your butt)

I'm looking for a girl with a body and a sexy strut

Wanna get it poppin baby step right up

Some girls they act retarded

Some girls are bout it bout it

I'm looking for a girl that will do whatever the f**k

I say everyday she be giving it up

 

There she goes, shaking that ass on the floor

Bumpin and grindin that pole

The way she's grindin that pole

I think I'm losing control

 

God, come one

 

I ain't leavin' without you b***h

 

Coming home with me

 

And my boy, and his boy, and his boy, and his girl

 

ha ha, Nate Dogg

 

Edited by Aoi_Cho, 20 January 2014 - 10:54 AM.

[Hoodsome]

Started with a bottom now we're here.

[Aoi_Cho]

Started with a bottom now we're here.

 

 

It's still all about the bottom; either your favorite pic, your favorite description of a posterior, or favorite song regarding the gluteousmaximus. Your basic Ode to the masses sort of thing, rofl.

[Hoodsome]

butt horizon
 

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[Rol]

It's Fat Bottomed Girl, no Flat Bottom Girl >_>

[Aoi_Cho]

Blush*, omg that's embarrassing. It's one of those things were you get the song lyrics wrong. Duely noted and fixed thanks. 

Edited by Aoi_Cho, 24 January 2014 - 09:39 PM.

[Horripilating Sea Cucumber]

butt horizon
 

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you mean CRACK of dawn

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[Aoi_Cho]

Lol.

Edited by Aoi_Cho, 20 January 2014 - 11:05 AM.

[OMGWTFBBQPONIES]

​In conjunction with this thread/theme name your favorite Derriere song.

Favourite one (and probably the only one that I know); parody of an episode of a talk-show:

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[Horripilating Sea Cucumber]

D: oh no, 2nd page is no good!

 

1. appropriate song

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR-NXv5Tma0 

 

2. dance video to do with the butt. - viral on vine if i remember correctly

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 http://youtu.be/nLrnsi4WTtQ

[Aoi_Cho]

Alright you bitches I go away for a couple of days and my thread almost dies *Pout. Well I suppose it's my own fault for not supplying any decent images of my own. So here ya go a pic for whatever your preference is. I hope you appreciate the images because I had to search through a lot of ... stuff... for those pics. BTW, I have several but I will only give you 2 at a time. *smirk
 
Lady:

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Gentlemen:

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Edited by Aoi_Cho, 25 January 2014 - 02:50 AM.

[2hot4you]

Why are the gentleman nude and with 20, thats not fair

[Aoi_Cho]

Why are the gentleman nude and with 20, thats not fair

 

Ahhh, poor thing *hug. I will tell you everyone told me, if it's that unfair put up your own pics of the derriere's that you like, lol.

[Horn]

Goatse pic? Goatse pic.

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Most people are probably never going to see this because they know me and fully expect me to post a goatse picture here. 2hot is one of them. He will most likely post a reply saying "Not clicking that spoiler". ;P

Edited by Horn, 25 January 2014 - 11:34 PM.

[OMGWTFBBQPONIES]

Reply to horn's rule breach ^^

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Looks like I don't know you well enough, because I didn't think you'd actually post nsfl material and just opened the spoiler >.>

Edited by OMGWTFBBQPONIES, 26 January 2014 - 02:06 AM.

[Rol]

Poor Kobato u_u

[2hot4you]

Goatse pic? Goatse pic.

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Most people are probably never going to see this because they know me and fully expect me to post a goatse picture here. 2hot is one of them. He will most likely post a reply saying "Not clicking that spoiler". ;P

Im drunk so i dont care, but man its just a mousrmrat?

[Firesarebad]

How does this not violate the nsfw rules of batoto o.o

[Hoodsome]

cause it's safe and not arousing