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[Phil777]

Sir, this is my house. *knocks him out*

 

*looks for his keys, knocks out his wife too and saves Cutie from the torture room* \o/

[Natureboy]

*revives with the help of a David Bowie concert on Youtub*

 

*catches Phil in very large patch of Tanglefoot*

 

So my dear (now sticky) pilose one, what makes you think it was torture? There are much better ways of getting useful information.

And how do you know Cutie's not a spanko?

[Crouching Bacon]

Prepare some nice tea and have a chat.

 

Natureboy seems like a nice guy, anyways~

[Natureboy]

I didn't hear you come in. Welcome to our humble abode.

*shows Sciutto to a spot on the couch*

*enjoys sharing tea & conversation*

 

I'm about to start cooking. Shall I add some extra rice & lentils to this evening's pilaf? Do you prefer Lebanese, Thai or Indian style spices?

[Crouching Bacon]

I didn't hear you come in. Welcome to our humble abode.

*shows Sciutto to a spot on the couch*

*enjoys sharing tea & conversation*

 

I'm about to start cooking. Shall I add some extra rice & lentils to this evening's pilaf? Do you prefer Lebanese, Thai or Indian style spices?

 

Thai all the way. Spice is the spice of life.

wait what? XD

 

-brings a chilled six-pack-

 

because I ain't no free loader~

[~You're~Cute~I'm~Cute~]

*wonders why paper always wants to break into my house instead of being a normal person and knocking on my door* 
welcome paper. again. ~_~

Spoiler

 

 

*ropes & ties up Cutie*  (This is going to be fun.)

*gets wifey to help interrogate YCIC* 

*reminds her to bring the "toys"*

 

 

*looks for his keys, knocks out his wife too and saves Cutie from the torture room* \o/

   

 

*revives with the help of a David Bowie concert on Youtub*

 

*catches Phil in very large patch of Tanglefoot*

 

So my dear (now sticky) pilose one, what makes you think it was torture? There are much better ways of getting useful information.

And how do you know Cutie's not a spanko?

ಠ_ಠ
no, i dont like feeling pain. want me to rip your throat out?

  

Edited by ~you're~cute~I'm~cute~ -_-, 07 November 2013 - 02:55 AM.

[Natureboy]

{OK not a spanko. good to know about someone breaking into your home}

*ties up Cutie with smooth, soft ropes*

*gets the feathers, strawberries, chocolate & honey*

 

Sorry but the ropes are necessary until we better understand your intentions.

 

Now what were you saying about not liking pain and breaking & entering?

[~You're~Cute~I'm~Cute~]

i-i wasnt breaking in! you just conveniently left your front door open. :}

plus this is my house you're breaking in....

[Phil777]

Wrong! This is my house! *shows both of you the way out, with veiled threats of violence if you do not comply* >:^(

[Supreme_Lurker_Primo]

put hot iron shoes on him and watch him dance to death...just kidding that is no way to treat a guess I`ll show Phil the "Pleasure room" if you know what I mean fufufu

[Sui]

eh.. I thought you won't be visiting anytime soon O_O

[Supreme_Lurker_Primo]

eh.. I thought you won't be visiting anytime soon O_O

well you know I drop out of uni I won the lottery and decide to try to uphold that statement.  wait...you in MY house!

 

umm, which to you want to first eat my cooking or paint each other nails, or we can gossips(i`m terrible at gossiping)

[Sui]

eh.. now you're at my house.

I want to eat curry~ 

[Kokai]

Here this is the key, so you can come in whenever you want. *gives Sui the key to his heart*

Damn, that was cheesy. Even for my standards.

[Pharos]

Have tea with them.

[Kannade]

Pharos is always welcome to stay in my house. Forever.

[~You're~Cute~I'm~Cute~]

*continuously throws knifes at you until you leave*

[Yaomo]

can't waste the body that they so eagerly offered me...

 

but i'd have a hard time deciding whether to torture, rape, or do both, and probably discuss with myself in detail how i'd like to perform either while tying them up good enough that they won't have the slightest chance to get away even if they change their mind.

[~You're~Cute~I'm~Cute~]

*wonders why this crazy potato is talking to himself, wanting to either torture me or rape me*
*gets the chainsaw*
*mutilates your body*
 

[Yaomo]

*eats the chainsaw*

*spanks the naughty kid*