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[Angelo.]

so say the person above you was one of these things: thief/robber, friend, ninja, killer/murder,and he/she broke into your house what would you do? 

[Horn]

Kill you. Slowly and mercilessly. And feast on your regretful tears.

[Phil777]

Plant traps like in Home Alone and laugh at the intruder's stupidity as he gets caught into my traps. ^^

[Kannade]

Man f dat noise, if someone broke into my house with a gun I'd run the fuck outta there. I ain't Bruce Lee so wouldn't try to stay and fight, especially if they're packing heat.

 

Oh it's just phil doe, I think this dude would be like the worst thief ever. I'm sure if I kept my doors locked this dude wouldn't be able to get in and then nothing would happen.

Edited by Kannade, 08 August 2013 - 10:30 PM.

[Khrazy_one]

If this were to happen in the middle of the night and I catch him, I would whack him in the head with a big ass frying pan[or baseball bat], then see that it's Kannade[my internet acquaintance].

 

...

 

You okay man?

[Lalbutt]

Huhhhhhhh

fry them with my bazooka

 

more likely, i'd just scream and run around

[Angelo.]

shut off all the power in da house and hide in the closet with shot-gun...>.> *bangs lal oh noos! 

[Horripilating Sea Cucumber]

get a leash and put it on angel.

 

got meself a new slave muahahaha

[Nepenthe]

Sigh. Ruka, if you really wanted to see me, you could have just called. Or at least knocked. u_u

[~You're~Cute~I'm~Cute~]

.....nep, why are you breaking in my house? see this? yeah i was about to beat your ass down with a metal bat. please knock on the door next time. i dont want to kill anyone tonight.

[Crouching Bacon]

I'm giving you ten seconds to walk away, cute.

Walk away.

[Khrazy_one]

I'm only half obligated to show mercy on you, since I'm only half Filipino. The other half is telling me to whoop your ass.

[~You're~Cute~I'm~Cute~]

.....dude, i will beat you down if you step any closer. get the hell outta my house.

[Kannade]

I heard you got a bat so I'd get mine out so we could play some baseball outside. After you turned around to head outside, I'd just smash the back of your head in with my bat. Then I'd collect your mustache like I said I would and then I'd baggie that shit and add it to my woman-stache shrine.

Edited by Kannade, 09 August 2013 - 03:53 AM.

[~You're~Cute~I'm~Cute~]

sorry, i wax it already and i will not let it grow like that anyways.
oh? you want to smash my head? okay, got it. *repeatedly smash your head with my metal bat* oh shit...you're dead. oh well~ ^-^

[Diabolical Rhapsody]

care to join me for cognac and cookies..it pretty easy, pour yourself a bowl and then dip Oreos in it..now, now cute, you need to savour it..I'll send the bill for that broken window to your house..the cognac is on me though..

[Crouching Bacon]

Hey, heroic. I guess the pentagram worked, huh.

Though usually demons appear inside the circle and not outside the door.

[Diabolical Rhapsody]

Ah! Paper..I didn't know you had ninja skills..well drop that shuriken and grab that bourbon from the fridge, get a glass too if you like..join me some late night liquor laden philosophy.. 

[Horripilating Sea Cucumber]

*turns on some music

 

*expects you to dance with me

[Crouching Bacon]

If you don't leave right now, I'ma shave off yer eyebrows.