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What would you do if the person above you broke into your house?


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Man!! this is getting a habit Paper.. Use the back door for Christ's sake it's open..I have procured some soju, wanna sample it with me..


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Whoah, you scared me there. I don't have liquor at hand, but there's coffee brewin' on the stove.

 

-yawns- Care to do my homework for me? XD


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*Without looking* Cleanup what you want, just leave those bourbons

*turns to look* Ah! practicing your ninja skills in heels, eh. Well brew yourself some coffee, my hands still tire from your homework last time :P


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well HALLO there 8D i'm sorry but i don't own anything and probably, the most valuable thing that i own is my virginity xD



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Well I was expecting Paper, but Ruka, I didn't know you were into ninja stuff too..well care to join me for some Soju, I still have some left..


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mmm~ why are you in my house again? :) did you forget your movies? here. *gives you your movies back*

 

 

care to join me for cognac and cookies..it pretty easy, pour yourself a bowl and then dip Oreos in it..now, now cute, you need to savour it..I'll send the bill for that broken window to your house..the cognac is on me though..

lol how nice of you xD


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*chain her upside down and torture her until she tells me the reason why she broke into my house*


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uhhhh....please leave before i get violent.|
 

 

*chain her upside down and torture her until she tells me the reason why she broke into my house*

lol you think these petty actions hurt me? pshhhhh. try harder~ *easily get the chains off and drives back to my house*


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Oy! you there lady, give me my bourbon and take all the rest.. I don't think those books would be of much use to you though..If you do care to be in my company, let's have a movie run XD


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Oh. Uh, well did you at least bring some pizza?

 

No? Jerk. :<

 

ninja'd by the man in a chair. damn advanced ninjutsu there~

 

Anyways, since you did my homework, here's some homemade pizza.

 

I only had cheap cheese though ;u;


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Paper, you should've called if you wanted to drop by. I haven't cleaned my house yet :\

And please don't break my window next time :<



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Oh that's rare Fay..you need help with something..come join me for some rounds and bear your heart out..


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I don't know why you keep coming by, my fridge is always empty anyway.

 

...though, if you did bring me something... then by all means, keep visiting~


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*tased the intruder* oh! look waht we got here, I got myself a pretty toy, I'll really enjoy this  (@‿ಠ)
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.....eel, why? why my house? xD


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* hears someone break door down and start walking slowly up the stares. *points gun at his rooms door and almost shot cutie but missed because it was dark oh shit. why u break into ,my house you could have just called me n___n



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uhhh.......wanna watch movies? O_o

 

* hears someone break door down and start walking slowly up the stares. *points gun at his rooms door and almost shot cutie but missed because it was dark oh shit. why u break into ,my house you could have just called me n___n

*pant* *pant* *pant* s-sorry. i was r-running from this c-crazy guy.. *catches my breath* ahhh better.


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uhhh.......wanna watch movies? O_o

 

*pant* *pant* *pant* s-sorry. i was r-running from this c-crazy guy.. *catches my breath* ahhh better.

*stares at his watch dat says 2 am at night and looks back at cutie.  sigh i guess so. 



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not even questioning why im out so late xD so, can i stay here for a while? :D oh and i didnt break the door, i just slam it open and slam it shut. :) i was scared okay? xD


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*puts his shot gun away and turns off his laser system, since its just cutie