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[Faye]

So, have you ever heard some jokes that is funny but too inappropriate to tell on public?

If yes, share it with me us!

 

I'll start it off with a joke I found online

 

A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walked into a bar; he ordered a drink

 

Admittedly, it's not too funny, but the point is...

 

It's inappropriate

 

 

So let the vulgar jokes begin! XD

 

--==>> WARNING <<==--
This might be against the Forum rules, so post at your own risk

Edited by fayrbrant, 02 July 2013 - 08:11 AM.

[OMGWTFBBQPONIES]

In 21st century, at the end of the rainbow there's no pot of gold but a bunch of homos.

 

Like that?

[Faye]

I guess..?

[Will of NGE]

Ahahahaha xD Oh god xD That's a good one And doesn't even sound all that insulting, if someone is not "too important to themselfs" to automaticly reject a joke on their account.

Hmmm, what about those brutal baby jokes? Too brutal?

Edited by Will of NGE, 01 July 2013 - 07:23 PM.

[Nepenthe]

Helen Keller jokes? Do those count? :3

[AMRITASYA PUTRAH]

4chan stuff?!

[OMGWTFBBQPONIES]

Post first, ask later? xD

 

 
I wept when my daughter got raped. Where the fuck did she get mace anyway?

[Horripilating Sea Cucumber]

So the father and the head sister are always close because oh church-related work so they're on good terms. But how far..?

One day when the father was changing and he left the door opened slightly. The head sister was bringing tea and she decided to walk in. The father turned around and covered his parts and yelled "Don't look! It's the devil!!"

 

Few days later it was the other way around. The sister usually changes at night but since she had an errand that day. The father didn't know and just like usual he opened the door to discuss some matters. The nurse quickly turned around and covered her lower parts (as she had her top on) and said "Don't look! It's hell!!!"

The father stopped and told her "Well if the devil is outside of hell, we should put him back in his place as fast as possible!"

[Lower life]

why do ranchers F**k sheep at the edge of a cliff?

 

so they push back.

[AMRITASYA PUTRAH]

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Edited by RIDDHI DIPAN, 03 February 2015 - 05:40 PM.

[Imperator]

Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where "home" is.

[Faye]

Pfft, hahahahaha

You guys are good!

 

Yeah, I meant that kind of jokes (jokes that are actually funny but you can't use because it's deemed inappropriate)

 

Here's another one..

 

I used to call my old pops fossils

Spoiler

till I found out that they do not produce much energy when I burn them

[Horripilating Sea Cucumber]

How do you put 10thousand Jews into a car

Spoiler

easy, just put the ash box in the front seat

... I'm going to he'll for this..

[OMGWTFBBQPONIES]

Whenever I ask kids whether they want a strawberry or a vanilla ice cream, 99% of time I get the answer: "Where are my parents?"

[Faye]

How do you put 71 people in a family car?

Spoiler

Simple, 2 people in front seat, and 69 in the back seat

Edited by fayrbrant, 02 July 2013 - 06:03 AM.

[OMGWTFBBQPONIES]

Today I saw how a poor old lady tripped and fell. At least I think she was poor - she only had 83 cents in the pocket.

[You]

An elementary school teacher, a lawyer, a Catholic priest and three young boys are on a plane with only three parachutes. Engines explode, plane starts going down.
The teacher says, 'Save the children!'
The lawyer yells, 'Fuck the children!'
The Catholic priest looks around and whispers, 'Is there time?'

[Kayley]

* Puts this thread on the avoid list *

 

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[DarkPrince]

Wow, there's some really messed up stuff here ... is this really okay with the rules? :curious:

[Kayley]

Wow, there's some really messed up stuff here ... is this really okay with the rules? :curious: