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[Mysterious-G]

I'll do the start, and tell you guys to

• Never trust the looks of a woman wearing sunglasses.

That is something I learned the hard way many, many years ago. Well, that is overdramatizing it.

But, yeah. Just don't. You will thank me later.

 

Your turn!

Edited by Mysterious-G, 05 June 2013 - 09:53 PM.

[Kannade]

Flush twice or you'll clog the toilet.

[Phil777]

Man going sideways through turnstiles, going to Bangkok. (trying saying it in a fake chinese accent to make it more credible)

[Nepenthe]

When you talk to other people, don't give into the temptation to just talk about things that happened to you. Especially when it's someone you've just met. Ask other people about themselves

[Rol]

Don't listen to people on teh internet !

[Kannade]

Man going sideways through turnstiles, going to Bangkok. (trying saying it in a fake chinese accent to make it more credible)

I said it in a chinese accent and I still have no idea what the fuq it means

 

Don't listen to people on teh internet !

Okay, nobody listen to Rol now.
Just kidding

[Mistake]

Always wrap yer jimmy

[Rol]

Don't mast****** too much, you don't want it to hurt when you'll need it

[Mistake]

What if you're mastURBATING to last longer in sex though?

[Rol]

What if you're mast to last longer in sex though?

I don't want another warning, that's why I censored it xD Never too careful

 

I don't think you'll mast 5-6 times to last longer xD

Edited by Rol, 06 June 2013 - 12:49 AM.

[Horripilating Sea Cucumber]

follow the rules of 3, have fun twice but the 3rd time round you're f*cked

[pizhhh]

Never leave the house without a pen.

[DarkPrince]

Never leave the house without a pen.

Really? why?

 

 

Have two people on either side of you when crossing a road.

Edited by DarkPrince, 06 June 2013 - 06:43 AM.

[Horripilating Sea Cucumber]

You should be friends with this person called Rukapi-

[Mistake]

lol nowey

[Angelo.]

never go sidewalk high! 

[Horripilating Sea Cucumber]

and be sure to stay away from Mistake xD

[Angelo.]

never question life, everything must run its course.

[Rafael]

Beware of the person named Rukapi.

[Angelo.]

Beware of the person named Rukapi.

thy shall heed your wise words thank you >.>