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According to my dear old father, I am the result of thirty seconds of passion, followed by a lifetime of regret and misery.

Dec 28 2017 02:42 AM

PervySageChuck
You are wrong, Late. My dear old dad has always been able to last twice as long as you or I ever could.
Dec 28 2017 01:17 PM
Cephei
Woah Woah Woah Woah WOAH! Mr. Pervy. How... do you know that exactly?.
Dec 28 2017 01:53 PM
PervySageChuck
My vast network of hidden cameras in the bedrooms and bathrooms of the world do not lie.
Dec 28 2017 01:56 PM