Prison School

Asses all the way!

"I prefer asses over tits because asses look like tits."

- Flawless logic.

It's more like "I prefer asses over tits because I share in by ancient ancestor's choice for mates; the size and shape of the place where their poop comes from."

Dat logic...is flawless...

But I still prefer bewbs though...

Can't wait for the next chapter...

I don't know, but I still choose Boobs!

the feel, the taste, the shape, everything about them!!

Absolutely hilarious new chapter, thanks a lot Utopia!!!

I cant belive am actually reading this and skipping vice-prez ass and tit shots which are boring me to death... LOL!

Seriously, what is wrong with me?

Choose? Hah!

 

Nonsense!

 

Choice is an illusion. Trying to implement it will only cause confusion in the system, and you'll end up with an unsuitainable version of the matrix.

Remember these words of wisdom: "Por qué no los dos?".

Y por qué no los TRES?! (If you know what I mean...)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JphDdGV2TU

I am reminded of the marching cadence used in the movie, Heartbreak Ridge, which went, "57 Chevy and a tank full of gas...  A hand full of pussy and a mouth full of ass!!!"

Wrong sphinx. The greek one is the riddle one, and it wasn't said to be that large. :S

I was thinking the same thing everytime they showed the Great Sphinx of Giza in the background. The Egyptian one was a guardian while the Greek one (Like practically all the monsters summoned by the gods) was pretty much just here to fuck people up.

Choose? Hah!

Nonsense!

Choice is an illusion. Trying to implement it will only cause confusion in the system, and you'll end up with an unsuitainable version of the matrix.

Remember these words of wisdom: "Por qué no los dos?".

Can't wait until this catches up to the raws

hmm irl i prefer asses to tits, too.

i think it's subliminal message caused by this certain song

ASS IS KING!

ASS IS JUSTICE!

ASS IS EVERYTHING!

Wrong sphinx. The greek one is the riddle one, and it wasn't said to be that large. :S

Actually it's science! Get ready for the most interesting studies of Science: Tits and Ass! 

 

http://www.jstor.org/discover/10.2307/2460501?uid=3738880&uid=2129&uid=2&uid=70&uid=4&sid=21102442017037

 

http://deepblue.lib.umich.edu/bitstream/handle/2027.42/26924/0000490.pdf%3Cbr%20/%3E?sequence=1

 

http://www.fas.harvard.edu/~hbe-lab/acrobatfiles/nubility.pdf

 

Those pdfs for a high brow reading of scientific papers on tits and asses have most of their finds resumed and expanded here:

http://www.fas.harvard.edu/~hbe-lab/acrobatfiles/nubility.pdf

So, read this one first, with pictures.

 

 

 

Go to Harvard and study... the good stuff! (I'm not in Harvard)

Sorry, I made a mistake on the last link...

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Why-Do-Women-Have-Breasts-46783.shtml

here you go

Also:

"Buttocks Substitutes? Some downright silly ideas have been advanced, one of the most notorious by British ethologist Desmond Morris, in his best-selling book, The Naked Ape. According to Morris, conspicuous breasts evolved in part because natural selection favors emotional intimacy between men and women as a result of the need for devoted biparental care of offspring. Most mammals mate dorso-ventrally (“doggy style”), which—although feasible for human beings, too—is less personal and thus, less likely to generate emotional bonding than is face-to-face intercourse. To induce ventral-ventral, face-to-face love-making, then, evolution supposedly favored conspicuous bilaterally paired breasts, which essentially mimic the buttocks of “normal” quadrupeds, and assist in the transition from dorso-ventral to frontal copulation."

The Key word is "Desmond Morris", he's the authority in tits and asses, in a scientific way. A true hero.

I love how the author sneaks in stuff that isn't just pure fan-service

The craziest part is that Kiyoshi's answer actually makes logical sense according to that dictum of logic, since a number of primates are ass-focused when it comes to sexual attraction...  if you believe in the theory of evolution, that is.

Of course, I don't believe in it.  Why? Because I like all the aspects of a beautiful woman. 

Yep, and going by his train of thought linking the ass to the sphinx's test, he'll probably go on with "as man evolved and started walking on two legs, breasts became easier to look at, but his primal desire for asses cotinued and so breasts evolved to look like asses"

Also when men grow old they stop pretending to like breasts and their backs hunch over they can look at asses more easily.

lol what exactly do u seek in a mango?

 

That doesn't seem like a particular tasty mango.

What did I just read this week 0_0

The most incredible ecchi comedy of all times!

The craziest part is that Kiyoshi's answer actually makes logical sense according to that dictum of logic, since a number of primates are ass-focused when it comes to sexual attraction...  if you believe in the theory of evolution, that is.

Of course, I don't believe in it.  Why? Because I like all the aspects of a beautiful woman. 

Actually it's science! Get ready for the most interesting studies of Science: Tits and Ass! 

http://www.jstor.org/discover/10.2307/2460501?uid=3738880&uid=2129&uid=2&uid=70&uid=4&sid=21102442017037

http://deepblue.lib.umich.edu/bitstream/handle/2027.42/26924/0000490.pdf%3Cbr%20/%3E?sequence=1

http://www.fas.harvard.edu/~hbe-lab/acrobatfiles/nubility.pdf

Those pdfs for a high brow reading of scientific papers on tits and asses have most of their finds resumed and expanded here:

http://www.fas.harvard.edu/~hbe-lab/acrobatfiles/nubility.pdf

So, read this one first, with pictures.

Go to Harvard and study... the good stuff! (I'm not in Harvard)

Why is the vice president always sweating everywhere and everyday? I mean, I "know" why she is, but there isn't an actual reason behind it. It's just.... there.

Her high metabolic rate is the reason according to Mari.

What did I just read this week 0_0

Why is the vice president always sweating everywhere and everyday? I mean, I "know" why she is, but there isn't an actual reason behind it. It's just.... there.

It's manga.  Logic has nothing to do with it.  XD