was it that weird ass story
found it:
O heavenly blessed beauty whose inner beauty is forever divine, sculpted from the hands of Aphrodite herself. I vouchesafe that the amount of elegance and purity you possess will never be accurately portrayed in a mere sculpture, even from the finest of stone. You are my muse, inspiration for my every breath and bringer of joy and song into my heart, an angel fair gracing me with the divine light of the heavens.