Oh... am I supposed to tell you about me? What do really need to know about me that you haven't found out for yourself? It's not hard if you put two and two together. I can tell you that I'm not a bot, I'm not a product of your imagination, and I'm not a vampire (not the shiny one either). I'm as real as you can imagine.
If you really have to know, I'm either a homicidal maniac, a poor tragic soul, a mental patient, a yaoi fan, a yuri fan, an otaku, an erotic poet, a novellist, an alcoholic, a shinigami, an animator, a doctor, a soldier, a rich boy, a lyricist, a chef, a trainee, a nightmare, a knight in shining armour, a damsel-in-distress, a pilot, an idiot, a philosopher, a priest, a demon, a transexual, or any combination of the above. I could even be Slenderman for all you know.
Does that explain anything? Who am I? You decide.