Hello all treat me kindly
Best In The World!
#1
Posted 25 June 2012 - 05:14 PM
#2
Posted 25 June 2012 - 05:36 PM
#3
Posted 25 June 2012 - 05:42 PM
#4
Posted 25 June 2012 - 06:40 PM
#5
Posted 25 June 2012 - 07:05 PM
I have a feeling you and Triple H would get along. Either way welcome to Batoto, the home of trolls and lurkers...
thank you
By Vanesinger
#6
Posted 25 June 2012 - 07:31 PM
#7
Posted 25 June 2012 - 07:38 PM
#8
Posted 25 June 2012 - 07:41 PM
You are about to enter a fight, and have a variety of arms at your disposal, you choose:
a) The beer bottle you've been holding up until that moment
b ) A pocket knife you always keep in handy for situations like this
c) Your years of fighting as a martial artist/pro wrestler
d) McDaddy's Fury Slap, cuz no one be talkin' to you liek they owns the place, cuz you be the one runnin' dis town.
Your girlfriend leaves the house with the explanation of "I'll be with the girls tonight, so I'll be home a bit late", you respond:
a) Uh, yeah, sure! Have fun, just remember to give me a call if anything comes up baby.
b ) How do I know you're going with the girls? You're not cheating on me with some no good punk on the streets are you?
c) There is NO partying at the dojo! Only training! Only focus! Control your inner urges! Channel your energy! Focus your mind!
d) My, what a coincidence!~ I'll be with ma gurls as well today, so I'll be late too~ Here, sugarplum, pass me ma cane will ya? I was just thinkin' about going~
Your friends often call you by an endearing nickname. It is most likely to be:
a) Joe, they couldn't really remember your actual name, and since you were so normal, they figured that they might as well call you by the most normal name possible
b ) They don't, because calling you by any other name besides your own is a surefire way to get a punch in the gut and being violence'd by you is the last thing they need.
c) Ninja, because you told them when you first met them that a name was of no importance, and it's kinda hard to call you anything besides that when you're dressed in all black, run around wielding a katana, and assassinate people for a living. (not to mention no one can ever tell when you're there)
d) Pimp, because that's what you are.
....Purely research, that's all, purely research, no ulterior motives whatsoever :3...
Oh, and welcome to batoto~
Edited by Muni, 25 June 2012 - 07:42 PM.
I'd like to think of myself as the least impressive kind of god. Not omnipotent, omnipresent, or omniscient. Arrogant (as people with god complexes generally tend towards), self-serving (as many gods can be), and flawed (as people inherently are). If you follow me, expect magic tricks, not miracles. But hey, I don't ask for much. Put your faith in me, and I'll put my faith in you, Talk to me (and I've heard more important gods are much pickier about doing this) and I'll talk right back to you. So what do you say? Wanna be a prophet?
#9
Posted 25 June 2012 - 09:59 PM
hi there! welcome to batoto, i get the feeling you'll fit right in
hope to see you around the forums. btw, the forum games thread is a good place to meet new friends
#10
Posted 25 June 2012 - 10:10 PM
The Answer is COut of nothing but professional motives and none whatsoever of personal interest, please, do answer the following questions :3
You are about to enter a fight, and have a variety of arms at your disposal, you choose:
a) The beer bottle you've been holding up until that moment
b ) A pocket knife you always keep in handy for situations like this
c) Your years of fighting as a martial artist/pro wrestler
d) McDaddy's Fury Slap, cuz no one be talkin' to you liek they owns the place, cuz you be the one runnin' dis town.
Your girlfriend leaves the house with the explanation of "I'll be with the girls tonight, so I'll be home a bit late", you respond:
a) Uh, yeah, sure! Have fun, just remember to give me a call if anything comes up baby.
b ) How do I know you're going with the girls? You're not cheating on me with some no good punk on the streets are you?
c) There is NO partying at the dojo! Only training! Only focus! Control your inner urges! Channel your energy! Focus your mind!
d) My, what a coincidence!~ I'll be with ma gurls as well today, so I'll be late too~ Here, sugarplum, pass me ma cane will ya? I was just thinkin' about going~
Your friends often call you by an endearing nickname. It is most likely to be:
a) Joe, they couldn't really remember your actual name, and since you were so normal, they figured that they might as well call you by the most normal name possible
b ) They don't, because calling you by any other name besides your own is a surefire way to get a punch in the gut and being violence'd by you is the last thing they need.
c) Ninja, because you told them when you first met them that a name was of no importance, and it's kinda hard to call you anything besides that when you're dressed in all black, run around wielding a katana, and assassinate people for a living. (not to mention no one can ever tell when you're there)
d) Pimp, because that's what you are.
....Purely research, that's all, purely research, no ulterior motives whatsoever :3...
Oh, and welcome to batoto~
asdfghjkOMGAPIMP
hi there! welcome to batoto, i get the feeling you'll fit right in
hope to see you around the forums. btw, the forum games thread is a good place to meet new friends
By Vanesinger
#11
Posted 25 June 2012 - 10:37 PM
#12
Posted 25 June 2012 - 10:38 PM
Welcome now feed me your soul
Sold it already to a guy riding a pale horse ...... But you can have my shoes sole
By Vanesinger
#13
Posted 25 June 2012 - 10:41 PM
Sold it already to a guy riding a pale horse ...... But you can have my shoes sole
Hand you back your shoe sole, They not the same taste funky. But anywho welcome again and *hand pimp a White Chocolate Cookie*
#14
Posted 25 June 2012 - 10:43 PM
Hand you back your shoe sole, They not the same taste funky. But anywho welcome again and *hand pimp a White Chocolate Cookie*
*sniffs cookie* Doesnt smell date rapey at all * eats cookie*
By Vanesinger
#15
Posted 25 June 2012 - 10:49 PM
*sniffs cookie* Doesnt smell date rapey at all * eats cookie*
No it safe, I don't date rape people in the introduction section
#16
Posted 25 June 2012 - 11:07 PM
No it safe, I don't date rape people in the introduction section
By Vanesinger
#17
Posted 25 June 2012 - 11:21 PM
asdfghjkOMGAPIMP
hi there! welcome to batoto, i get the feeling you'll fit right in
hope to see you around the forums. btw, the forum games thread is a good place to meet new friends
HAHA Laru sure is popular this daysThe Answer is C