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Kill the person above you and tell us the details of the whole crime
Note : (you can post meaningful pictures to describe the crime)

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I'm hiding behind a couch, the room is dark and I kill you with a killer weapon and you fall dead on the floor. Killed. By me.

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killed while tied up in a cage, waiting for Horn to rescue him but he didn't come because he went to buy sushi.

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It's a dark, rainy night. katzen is pacing down the sidewalk, cars steadily running past her, heading for home, only having been out to fetch groceries. She glances anxiously around her.
I come walking towards her, on the same side of the road, my hood up and my hands in my jacket pockets. She barely notices I'm there, but is startled when she sees there's someone else on the same road as her. As we walk closer to each other, she looks away, avoiding any eye contact. I look forwards, seemingly not having noticed her at all.

We walk past each other.

I stab a syringe in her throat.

She takes only a few more steps before her legs lose support of her and she collapses on the sidewalk, groaning for air, foaming by the mouth. I throw a hasty glimpse behind me, confirming her collapsing, before taking off away from the sidewalk, into the suburbs.

She isn't found until the next morning.

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I hack you on msn with a super virus that kills people and you die, like... dying and stuff and you fall dead... and you feel much pain even before death. And I come in your home after being invited by your rommate and I kill you again, a third time.

Edit: By the way, I know you people are already amazed by how much creative I am, describing these murders with so much details. I use this manual here: Describing Your Murder Like A Murder.

Edited by Jabberwocky, 21 January 2012 - 10:16 PM.


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Killed at his place, just after opening the door (I had stuck a photo of Horn before the spyer), with a frying pan.

*Ninja'd since... 2011*


Also... can't seem to do calculations properly

 


"Les sanglots longs des violons de l'automne blessent mon coeur d'une langueur monotone" (Paul Verlaine)

-> if you're bored and don't know french, you can always try to (google-)TL this^^


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As I recall this story took place 2 years ago, Jab and I were the finalists of a Combat competition, Well Jab was good but he was always bragging about his strength all the time which annoyed me a lot .

Jab: Don't worry honey it will be an easy win like always *says to Horn*
Horn: Omg how can you be so cool, I love you so much :batoto_022:
Jab: Well just watch, this guy is gonna Be dead in a few seconds

Horn: If you win, which I'm certain you'll do, I'm gonna let you touch them *Don't ask me what "them" refers to cause I don't know*

Jab: For real honey Posted Image


Sratis: *Just you wait you stupid looking monkey*


Referee: *whistles the beginning of the match*


10 seconds After that Jab was officially declared dead


*To be continued here

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Edited by Sratis, 22 January 2012 - 03:07 PM.

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Killed by the fact he actually got ninja'd by me. Instant heart attack.

*Ninja'd since... 2011*


Also... can't seem to do calculations properly

 


"Les sanglots longs des violons de l'automne blessent mon coeur d'une langueur monotone" (Paul Verlaine)

-> if you're bored and don't know french, you can always try to (google-)TL this^^


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I'm running, practicing some exercises and you appear outta nowhere and without intention I shoot in your head 13 times. After you died from the poison I put in your food.

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Killed by the fact he actually got ninja'd by me. Instant heart attack.

Killed because she fell for me very hard, that she hit her mouth in the ground then she swallowed her own teeth which created a brain cancer what eventually lead to a heart attack (All of the previous events happened while Autumn was stalking me).

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Kill the person above you and tell us the details of the whole crime
Note : (you can post meaningful pictures to describe the crime)

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Killed by the fact he actually got ninja'd by me. Instant heart attack.

Killed because she fell for me very hard, that she hit her mouth in the ground then she swallowed her own teeth which created a brain cancer what eventually lead to a heart attack (All of the previous events happened while Autumn was stalking me).


Killed because after breaking the rules of your own game, some pieces of broken game fell into your eyes and pierced your lungs and bladder, after that, the Moderators came and ran over you with my Ferrari just for the sake of justice and the rules.

Edited by Jabberwocky, 22 January 2012 - 05:22 AM.


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Kill the person above you and tell us the details of the whole crime
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Killed by the fact he actually got ninja'd by me. Instant heart attack.

Killed because she fell for me very hard, that she hit her mouth in the ground then she swallowed her own teeth which created a brain cancer what eventually lead to a heart attack (All of the previous events happened while Autumn was stalking me).


Killed because after breaking the rules of your own game, some pieces of broken game fell into your eyes and pierced your lungs and bladder, after that, The mods came and ran over you with my Ferrari just for the sake of justice and the rules.

Well i didn't break any rules cause I was seducing her First, but she took it to another level, that automatically means that I was the one who Killed her !!!

Killed instantly after I stole all his porn magazines .

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No way you can get brain cancer like that.

By a dark night, you were killed using poisoned needles. Your death was drawn-out and painful.

*Ninja'd since... 2011*


Also... can't seem to do calculations properly

 


"Les sanglots longs des violons de l'automne blessent mon coeur d'une langueur monotone" (Paul Verlaine)

-> if you're bored and don't know french, you can always try to (google-)TL this^^


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you were walking alone in the park one day and i followed you! then pulled out ma shot gun and boom! blew your brains out haha...

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I stabbed you. In the foot, with a butter knife. The imminent blood loss killed you instantly, leaving you a completely bloodless corpse, like the ones in Dexter.

It's five in the morning and I can't fall asleep, fml

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I feed you arsenic in your food every time you eat sushi and it makes you sick and you die a slow painful death.

i also get away with it because it can't be traced in the blood :D

it's 12:13PM and i just woke up @__@

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i hire someone to kill you.

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I kill katzen for you. Then I kill you too, for shits and giggles.

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I force-feed you until you reach perfect roundness (as wide as you are tall). Then I use a forklift to carry you to the top of a tall hill in the city and use you to play bowling with people.
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get a gun blow your brains out in the middle of the street and get arrested like a man
Am and will always be zenith mother f*****