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Started by Horn, Dec 30 2011 03:21 AM

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#61
Equiliz
Posted 30 December 2011 - 09:33 PM

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Q: What was that loud explosion right now?

Q: that ain't making sound?

A: Thunder comes after that.

Edited by Equiliz, 30 December 2011 - 09:34 PM.

"Don't ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive." Howard Thurman

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Posted 30 December 2011 - 11:08 PM

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Q: What happens after Pikachu launches an attack?

A: Go clean your teeth.

*Ninja'd since... 2011*


Also... can't seem to do calculations properly

 


"Les sanglots longs des violons de l'automne blessent mon coeur d'une langueur monotone" (Paul Verlaine)

-> if you're bored and don't know french, you can always try to (google-)TL this^^

#63
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Posted 30 December 2011 - 11:12 PM

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Q: what can I do when people say my mouth smells?

A: Stupidity can be forgiven. Don't worry.
"Don't ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive." Howard Thurman

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow." Albert Einstein

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#64
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Posted 31 December 2011 - 12:04 AM

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Q: I just exercised a deed of monumental perversion and stupidity...can I ever be forgiven?

A: I always put on a pair of sunglasses when that happens.

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#65
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Posted 31 December 2011 - 12:18 AM

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Q: what do you do when you hear the song: "I wear my sunglasses at nigh"?

A: I need to wash my feet 5 times now.
"Don't ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive." Howard Thurman

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow." Albert Einstein

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#66
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Posted 31 December 2011 - 04:36 AM

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Q: You don't mind if I coat your feet with manure right? It's good for the skin.


A: Dat ass

I hope they understand that I really understand that they don't understand

Oh Sky.

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#67
Horn
Posted 31 December 2011 - 02:14 PM

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Q: Dis ass or dat ass?

A: Please, no! I swear, I can't take this anymore...

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Posted 31 December 2011 - 08:48 PM

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Q: You want to read more of Eli and Cass's love letters?


A: I think that's illegal...

I hope they understand that I really understand that they don't understand

Oh Sky.

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#69
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Posted 31 December 2011 - 08:53 PM

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Q: You want to eat bears?
A: Inverted time paradox (Inverted paradox)

Edited by thearux, 31 December 2011 - 08:54 PM.

#70
ALL HAIL TREBOR
Posted 31 December 2011 - 09:27 PM

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Q: what happens when you remove the tags off of matresses?


A: babies can't eat that
I decided to impersonate an admin, and all I got was this lousy gimped account. :(

I'm also banned because I'm a sockpuppet of Kurt/POMF :(

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Posted 31 December 2011 - 10:06 PM

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Q: Mama, let me eat some bone powder! Pretty pleeease with a cherry on top?

A: I think I might hate you now.

*Ninja'd since... 2011*


Also... can't seem to do calculations properly

 


"Les sanglots longs des violons de l'automne blessent mon coeur d'une langueur monotone" (Paul Verlaine)

-> if you're bored and don't know french, you can always try to (google-)TL this^^

#72
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Posted 31 December 2011 - 11:13 PM

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Q: So I shouldn't have put that in your coffee?


A: Take it off, take it all off.

I hope they understand that I really understand that they don't understand

Oh Sky.

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#73
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Posted 31 December 2011 - 11:26 PM

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Q: How much of your skin am I allowed to remove for the transplant?

A: When I think about it...I'd rather pick a coffee.

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#74
ALL HAIL TREBOR
Posted 31 December 2011 - 11:51 PM

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Q: what do you wanna use for your enima


A: Put that away!!
I decided to impersonate an admin, and all I got was this lousy gimped account. :(

I'm also banned because I'm a sockpuppet of Kurt/POMF :(

#75
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Posted 31 December 2011 - 11:58 PM

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Q: How about that bacteria infested soup? You should take it, it's gonna make you ill for sure!

A: Graveyard, lane #5, tombstone #3.

Edited by Squirrel Zombie, 01 January 2012 - 12:13 AM.

*Ninja'd since... 2011*


Also... can't seem to do calculations properly

 


"Les sanglots longs des violons de l'automne blessent mon coeur d'une langueur monotone" (Paul Verlaine)

-> if you're bored and don't know french, you can always try to (google-)TL this^^

#76
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Posted 01 January 2012 - 12:02 AM

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Q: I heard Squirrel Zombie is throwing a crazy new years party, where can I find her residence?


A: It feels good man
I decided to impersonate an admin, and all I got was this lousy gimped account. :(

I'm also banned because I'm a sockpuppet of Kurt/POMF :(

#77
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Posted 01 January 2012 - 12:05 AM

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Q: Why do you enjoy bondage


A: I can't believe you just said that

I hope they understand that I really understand that they don't understand

Oh Sky.

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#78
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Posted 02 January 2012 - 07:34 AM

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Q: Do you have a hard time trusting your own senses?

A: I'll just apply some deodorant and it'll be fine.

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#79
Equiliz
Posted 02 January 2012 - 08:31 PM

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Q: I have a date tonight, but the shower is broken.

A: Bring em down boys!
"Don't ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive." Howard Thurman

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow." Albert Einstein

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#80
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Posted 03 January 2012 - 01:00 AM

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Q: What does Horn say when a class of 9 year olds go on a field trip to his place of work?
>implying Horn is a pedophile


A: Stop looking at it and do it already.

I hope they understand that I really understand that they don't understand

Oh Sky.

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