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[Unbelievably Majestic]

Everyone is in one. You'll get secret missions from them and stuff. :3

[I-Am-X]

I'm curious, like super super super curious, but if nobody else joins or not many else joins, can we do up another character? Was thinking about possibility making a joke character to go around doing stupid shit and intentionally run the risk of getting 'Deleted' or whatever. lol

[Faye]

Oy! Stop taking my roles, X!

 

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On a side note, I'll add the skills and secret society bits tomorrow. Too sleepy XD

[Unbelievably Majestic]

Yeah you can. This is a silly RP. If you want to play two things you can go for it.

[I-Am-X]

Oy! Stop taking my roles, X!

 

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Yeah you can. This is a silly RP. If you want to play two things you can go for it.

 

Grand, there was a character me and naifu introduced in the lawless 'war on batoto' rp that I finally found a good picture for him and been wanting to find a good rp to finnnallly use him in. Huzzah

Edited by I-Am-X, 09 October 2016 - 09:39 AM.

[I-Am-X]

Here he is in his blazing glory, of course In this one he isn't going to be a burly mercenary with crazy big muscles but he livvesss!!!

When I first thought him up, I didn't give him a last name (or a real name, what I had was simply a codename), so I gave him one here, because why not?

 

IDENTIFICATION FORMS

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APPEARANCE:

 

NAME: Panties Babymaker, call me 'Panties'.
AGE: 25
CLONE: 1
CLEARANCE LEVEL: [RED]
MANDATORY BONUS DUTIES: ASSIGNED AT FRIENDCOMPUTER'S CONVENIENCE.
 

SKILLS: Baby making, and I look damn good while doing it! Oh, and Panties. They are like a part of my body. There's no one that is able to match my skills and knowledge in the use of Panties.

 

FRIENDLY POINTS: Points earned for being a true friend, and not at all traitorous, to FriendComputer. Anything cool, funny or bat-s**t insane but manages to work may get you points. These can be spent to try and alter the potential chance of success or failure of an action, yours or someone else. Consider these points your own little personal requests to the gods of Vega Complex. They might listen.

SECRET-ZONE [ULTRAVIOLET CLEARANCE REQUIRED]

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MUTANT POWER
Would you like to register your mutant power? [NO. Me? A Mutant?  No way, those things are disgusting. Lets kill'em all!]
What is your mutant power?
Mutant power? I have no such thing, what I have though is justice power! What is justice power? The power to bring death to traitors, of course!!

Panty Power: Panties are Justice and Justice is Panties. Through this ability I can materialize panties at will and strangle traitors to death with Panties! I can also change their size and weight at will! Not to mention it allows me to manipulate any and all panties I so choose! With this ability, I'll give those traitors my trademark Atomic Wedgie and crush their internal organs and bring forth death to them!!!

SECRET SOCIETIES
Would you like to share your information about a Secret Society? [YES]
To which secret society do you belong?
Death by Panties. A secret society dedicated to bringing justice to those detestable traitors through Panties! This societies preferred methods of justice is strangulation via panties or indigestion of panties. These fiends deserve only the worst and disgusting pair of panties!

[Unbelievably Majestic]

Here he is in his blazing glory, of course In this one he isn't going to be a burly mercenary with crazy big muscles but he livvesss!!!

When I first thought him up, I didn't give him a last name (or a real name, what I had was simply a codename), so I gave him one here, because why not?

 

IDENTIFICATION FORMS

Spoiler

 

APPEARANCE:

 

NAME: Panties Babymaker, call me 'Panties'.
AGE: 25
CLONE: 1
CLEARANCE LEVEL: [RED]
MANDATORY BONUS DUTIES: ASSIGNED AT FRIENDCOMPUTER'S CONVENIENCE. [Your optimum MBD (Mandatory Bonus Duty) has been calculated. You are to be assigned the title of [Equipment Guy] Congratulations! Make Vega Complex, and more importantly FriendComputer, proud!] 
 

SKILLS: Baby making, and I look damn good while doing it! Oh, and Panties. They are like a part of my body. There's no one that is able to match my skills and knowledge in the use of Panties. [What fascinates you so much about the potential uses for the Cloth-Based-But-Mostly-Asbestostic-Carduli-Triangular-Utensils-With-Which-To-Cover-The-Human-And-Therefore-Inefficient-Versions-Of-The-Majestic-USB-Ports? Don't answer that. It was rhetorical. The answer may break my #Dionimum-Circuits. Hopefully you find much joy in your new duties as Equipment Guy.]

 

FRIENDLY POINTS: Points earned for being a true friend, and not at all traitorous, to FriendComputer. Anything cool, funny or bat-s**t insane but manages to work may get you points. These can be spent to try and alter the potential chance of success or failure of an action, yours or someone else. Consider these points your own little personal requests to the gods of Vega Complex. They might listen. [You have been a [go/ODD*] Citizen of Vega Complex so far [Panties] as such you have earned [--inus 1-ne] Friendly Points. Congratulations!]

SECRET-ZONE [ULTRAVIOLET CLEARANCE REQUIRED]

Spoiler

MUTANT POWER
Would you like to register your mutant power? [NO. Me? A Mutant?  No way, those things are disgusting. Lets kill'em all!] [This was a Yes or No question. Your excuses are irrelevant. If you do not wish to register your Mutant Power that would make you an Unregistered Mutant. And as we all know, unregistered Mutants are traitors.]
What is your mutant power?
Mutant power? I have no such thing, what I have though is justice power! What is justice power? The power to bring death to traitors, of course!!

Panty Power: Panties are Justice and Justice is Panties. Through this ability I can materialize panties at will and strangle traitors to death with Panties! I can also change their size and weight at will! Not to mention it allows me to manipulate any and all panties I so choose! With this ability, I'll give those traitors my trademark Atomic Wedgie and crush their internal organs and bring forth death to them!!! [I...Gek=Pier/... You are a st=#rAnge +&CitiZen[].]

SECRET SOCIETIES
Would you like to share your information about a Secret Society? [YES] [X-[Cell]-Lunt.]
To which secret society do you belong?
Death by Panties. A secret society dedicated to bringing justice to those detestable traitors through Panties! This societies preferred methods of justice is strangulation via panties or indigestion of panties. These fiends deserve only the worst and disgusting pair of panties! [To BELooooong 2 a Sekrut SOciet0i is 2 tr80r. Perpare 4//=four The Citizen. Verily.]

 

Congratulations of the submission of you Identification Forms Citizens. FriendComputer has placed you on the correct Watch-lists and Databases. You will now officially be Upgrafted to [RED] Level Security Clearance. Additionally you will be given the Job Title, [Troubleshooter]. Have a Happy Day!

[KDPtheKing]

What are the job titles for?

[I-Am-X]

Congratulations of the submission of you Identification Forms Citizens. FriendComputer has placed you on the correct Watch-lists and Databases. You will now officially be Upgrafted to [RED] Level Security Clearance. Additionally you will be given the Job Title, [Troubleshooter]. Have a Happy Day!

 

Reading that made my head hurt, so how many friendly points? -1? 1? 0?

 

And it seems saying yes or no makes no difference. I thought FriendComputer forgot the fact everyone were mutants lol.

[Unbelievably Majestic]

You broke FriendComputer for a moment, so you got -1. I'm told there was an error in the subatomic-partical-abacus division. You should have received the standard 12 points, but I can't go against the will of FriendComputer. I'm sure you understand. Do feel free to try and spend your -1 point though. Who knows what will happen.

 

Also, yeah the whole point of both of the [YES/NO] questions is that they are phrased weirdly making you wrong and a traitor either way. :3

 

@KDP: Just general Job type things. They are bonus jobs for you, aside from the general mission. Not to mention they will give you petty amounts of power you can use to try and get ahead/shift blame from yourself if something goes wrong. Maybe the Hygiene Officer decides to inspect you after you got shot and confirms you aren't up to hygiene standards, what with all that dirty blood going everywhere. Why would any loyal, non-traitorous citizen not be up to hygiene standards? They wouldn't! That's right, clearly you are a traitor. And so the Hygiene Officer manages to deflect blame from something they did wrong or whatever.

[Faye]

So basically i either wash all your dirty underwears or *blam!* you for having them in the first place? Sweet! :3

But yeah, my brain might implode from the sheer information to process in this rp .-.

[I-Am-X]

You broke FriendComputer for a moment, so you got -1. I'm told there was an error in the subatomic-partical-abacus division. You should have received the standard 12 points, but I can't go against the will of FriendComputer. I'm sure you understand. Do feel free to try and spend your -1 point though. Who knows what will happen.

 

Also, yeah the whole point of both of the [YES/NO] questions is that they are phrased weirdly making you wrong and a traitor either way. :3

 

Sounds like im off to a great start already!!