Sedna Savarin
"Pull my finger."
"What."
"Pu-lll myyyyy finnnnggerrrrr." Sedna repeated again.
Imagine the scene. Four men had cornered her protagonist, Sedna, at the back of the restaurant she worked at. She knew her employer dealt in shady stuff, but she wasn't expecting to find herself in the crossfire. Now four thugs, possibly belonging to one of the biggest crime rings in the city, were here to send a message.
It just so happened that Sedna was a great communicator.
"You scared?" she asked, a shit-eating grin plastered on her face.
"You littl--"
Thug numero uno didn't get to finish that sentence. Sedna promptly kicked him in the balls. The man squealed, falling to his knee. That was unfortunate for him, as he found himself just at the right height for Sedna to jab him in the eyes with her fingers. The eyes gelatinous constitution ruptured as her rigid bronze fingers slid through the orbs as they would butter. Blood promptly mixed itself to the goo. It was like a broken egg, but like gorier and rated R.
"You little bit-" Thugs numero dos, tres and quatro (thank you Pitbull), snapped out of it and thought it was cool to pull out guns - big massive, gaudy flintlocks - with cool repeating mechanisms to boot. Everything plated in faux-gold. Maybe some real gold, but mostly pyrite. Probably.
Remember kids. Violence is a-ok when it's used against the scum of the earth.
Sedna reached for the garbage bag she had come to throw out in the first place and launched it at her aggressors. It ripped (of course it ripped) and it's mixed content of refuses slathered the ruffians' faces. They flinched and staggered. One took a wild shot and only managed to nick the already riddled wall behind Sedna. She, on the other hand, reached for inside her jacket and pulled out quite a few knives. In one beat two movements she flicked the knives at her assailants: the guns fell down to the ground as the men groaned in pain. The knives had lodged themselves in their hands, legs, and perhaps a tad closer than comfortable to their crotch
"Aha... haaa... you really did it now. Do you know who just messed with?" one of the roughed up ruffians asked rhetorically.
"Hmmm... let me guess. Eastside mafia?"
The asshole grinned before showing a tattoo on his chest. It was a pear of breast... tatooed on his... welll... breasts. Sedna bit her lower lip. Fuck. They were affiliated with ---
"That's right. We're with Mammon's Mamelons. You are never going to rest in peace now. We'll hunt you. We'll find you. And then we will hurt you. And I mean reall--AGGGHHAHHAHA!!!"
The man's screams drowned his cliche villain speech as Sedna pulled one of her knives from his leg and straight through his cheeks, sideways.
"Keep talking like that and see where that gets you." She said, cold as dry ice. And dry ice is pretty fucking cold.
But the guy had a point. Mammon's Mamelons were no joke. Her boss was in deep doo-doo if that's from who he was withholding money. She thinks it was about money. I mean, the man was perhaps one of the single worst payrolls she's had.
"Guess this gig's over then." she said as she dropped her dumb little chef hat. It's one of those origami looking ones you see on cantine workers.
And with that she ran. She ran like hell. Her bronze mechanical-feet pounding the unevenly cobbled streets. First stop - her apartment. So much for the security money. Better breaking bail and then being broken by the Mamelon's. In a whirlwind of actions she gathered the bare essentials: clothes, money, dry leftover and of course - her well kept collection of cooking knives, her pan and cooking pot. In fact, she shoved half of that in the cooking pot. She heard footsteps in the hallway - times up, she thought - and it didn't sound like her old, half-blind landlord. She would miss the old bat. She made some killer tea and cookies. Instead, she exited through the window. A quick escape, down into the busy streets of Sadim below. Her objective: the harbour. She had to get on a ship before sundown or she was toasted, roasted, cooked - or any other cooking metaphors for being royally boned.
But who's going to take in a girl who is clearly running from something?No armateurs, however in need of a good cook, was dumb enough to take someone who would have a hit on her head in no time.
Paranoia was gaining on her as she walked the street. Any of the pair of eyes could belong to an informant, a toad, a thug or an assassin. She quickened her step. She saw two dudes looking more shady than usual. She took a right, and into a pub.
The Promiscuous Wench. Could you be any more tasteless? She didn't think so.
It was appropriately crowded and she considered making her way to the back and make a dash through the alley. Or at least, that was the original plan - until she saw, until a bright, shining spotlight illuminated in front of her the solution to her problems. It was in the form of a rather dubious looking girl slouching behind an ever more dubious looking sign. A small crowd had gathered around the table already, but she only had eyes for the shittily written words.
"Pirate Crew Sign ups. Beware, adventure and danger aplenty. Faint of heart need not apply."
That was her ticket out. She made her way to the table, dropped her gear and slammed her hands on it's flat surface.
"Hi. My name is Sedna. Where do I sign?"
Edited by Vafhudr, 03 June 2016 - 04:32 AM.