I've made myself a little challenge, simply as an attempt to see if I can keep a schedule since that's something I've been rather poor at doing and need to polish a little. So, I decided to start writing a story. The idea is that I'll churn out a chapter a week, for as long as it might take until I feel that it's concluded.
If you hadn't already guessed from the title (which I'd planned to be even longer, but apparently there's a character limit on those things), this story is going to be largely nonsensical. I'm simply just going to "write myself out" and it's going to be one hell of a ride. As such, the possibility of plot holes and the like are rather high, and they're... well, not intentional, but I'm unlikely to do anything about them unless I'm feeling extra motivated for some reason. As I said, this is pretty much a project for my own sake. However, if you care to join me on the trip, hop right in! The first chapter's rough to start off with, but I'm gonna set a word count or something so I've got a unit of measure for writing for each session. It'll likely update Wednesdays.
#1
- "'Doctors hate her! Try this one weird trick to find out how this housewife learned to shoot laser beams out of her amputated elbow sockets!' Hot damn, this is eligible for a closer read..."
The hour was late. Or early, if that's how you prefer to count it. I was frozen at the edge of my computer chair, like so many other evenings, letting my fingers dance across the keyboard and staring at the dim blue screen similarly to how a dead rodent stares at that stale piece of cheese in the mousetrap that it just got ensnared in. My thirst for useless knowledge was insatiable as I kept scrolling through the dietist tips and Buzzfeed articles to keep myself up to date with the world. After all, it was my only escape. My escape from this world, this worthless world, this utterly worthless world, this utterly despicably worthless world, this utterly despicably horrendously worthless world. I was an emotional outcast, a distressed teenager, and nobody understood me and nobody ever would.
In short, a fairly regular lad at sixteen years old. You catch my drift.
My name is Feidlimid Clifford, though the few people that know me call me Fid. The name came from a randomizer on the internet, which you should already be well aware of if you know the author of this retarded tripe you're reading. I'm sixteen, I'm a failure at life, I'm a shut-in and I'm single. (Duh?) The rest of the details will likely follow as you continue to read. This is one story, I tell you. One story not soon forgotten. Anyway, let's move on and see if something interesting happens.
In between my YouTube sessions of React videos and jacksepticeye playing Happy Wheels for the umpteenth time, I threw hasty glances towards the jet black clock on the wall above me, dimly illuminated by the computer screen. Holy shit, it was practically morning already. Did I have something important to do this following day? Did I have any plans? Did I have an appointment for somewhere? Did anyone care?
I already knew the answer. I scratched my greasy black hair, relieving an itch, and returned to the computer screen. My mother should be coming with breakfast any time now. God knows why she still gave a crap. I didn't care for her. I didn't care for school. I didn't care for anything except my precious tower of machinery, connected to my glowing blue window to the outside world. My situation used to be different, before the accident. The horrible, tragic accident that changed my life and everything as I knew it. The accident that plays the biggest part in this story, but which I won't tell you anything about until later (and maybe not even then). Yes, that accident.
I threw another glance at the clock. I was sleepy, but the Internet refused to release me from its clutches, shaped from cat pictures and hilarious videos of people falling over. My mother was late, I thought. She's usually timely with the breakfast. Shit can happen, of course, I concluded, returning my focus to the computer screen to dull the roaring pain within me. She'll come around.
The hours passed.
I struggled to stay awake, massaging my thin arms and rubbing my eyes to stay focused on the on-screen tips on how to extend my girth with three inches. Where was my food? I wanted to eat and then go to sleep and lie unconscious like the worthless slob I was until seven in the evening when I wake up, eat the dinner that mom's left inside the door and resume my worthless life in front of my shining blue god. Oh yes, my god, teach me more about those gluten-free recipes.
But she never came.
Edited by Horn, 13 September 2016 - 06:55 PM.