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[sjoe]

...when a Jack-in-the-box you'd received turned into Jack the Ripper.

 

I was solving a crossword when...

[AnimeManga272b]

...a bolt of thunder hit you.

I was reading a comic book when...

[Socrates]

The villain pops out of the comic and shiv you repeatedly as you scream bloody murder trying to crawl away

I was doing yoga when

[AnimeManga272b]

...you broke your leg because you pushed yourself too hard.

I was doing nothing when...

[Socrates]

the universe imploded.

I was watching tv, when....

[E L I E]

You reached for your cup of tea and, surprise surprise, it's hemlock.

 

I was unwinding to music until...

[Emerald39]

One turned out to be a bomb, which detonated instantly, destroying most of your body and splattering it all over the walls. 

 

I was skiing down a mountain

[AnimeManga272b]

you lost your footing and fell down the mountain.

I was taking a shower when...

[Emerald39]

The water changed into acid, melting your flesh and bones into liquid, washed down the drainpipe. 

 

I was feeding the ducks when...

[AnimeManga272b]

The ducks turned into monsters and slashed you.

I was playing Pokemon Sun when...

[Emerald39]

the Sun struck back and burnt your face off. 

 

I was cleaning a dish until...

[AnimeManga272b]

...the tap water flooded your house and you drowned.

I was taking a selfie when...

[Emerald39]

A grade-3 laser came out of the camera, melting a hole in your brain. 

 

I was kicking a soccer ball when...

[Tōru Oikawa]

the ball bounced back on an invisible and cracked your skull open

 

I was visiting my comatose cousin when...

[elixer]

....they started flatlining. The emergency care team rushed in for the code blue and a big buff nurse/mt, who just so happened to have been seeing a patient getting a shot, bumped into you so hard you fell to the floor. They forgot to dispose of the needle, and when they bumped into you, you got speared by it, and became infected with that patient's disease. To make matters worse, you actually fell oN TOP of the needle, so before you could even die of this new disease, an entire needle went through your chest and heart. The team didn't realize at first. Then when you struggled to get their attention, you swished the needle around, gaping the holes in your body. You suffered internal blood loss and hemorrhaging. The doctors at the hospital fixed both of those problems. Your comatose cousin woke up and came to visit you weeks later while you were still hospitalized. You died days later after the visit when, your nurse got jealous after seeing you have a cousin, and fed you spoiled food and slipped high dosage of acetone and even snuck rat poison into your meals. 

 

 

I was farting on the toilet when....

[AnimeManga272b]

...the toilet swallowed you!!!

I was doing nothing when...

[i dont know]

my dog decided to eat me

 

i was showering when ..

[AnimeManga272b]

...the shower head fell on your head.

I was wrecking havoc when...

[Silvermoment]

The havoc wreaked you.


I was snuggling with my puppy as...

[AnimeManga272b]

...the puppy got mad and bit you to death!

I was lying in my bed when...