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[rojo]

Leez: I wish I was dead.

 

Asha: I can help with that.

[Pandorally]

Asha:  

I will look for you,

I will find you,

and I will kill you

 

[rojo]

I feel like Rao would be the master of dad jokes.

 

Anna: “ Honey I’m pregnant.”

Rao: “Well…. what do we do now? “

Anna:” Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor. “

Rao: “Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor.”

 

Anna: “I’m pregnant.”

Rao: “Hi pregnant, I’m dad.”

 

Operator: “911, what is the nature of your emergency.”

Rao: “This is an emergency, my wife’s gone into labor.”

Operator: “Is this her firstborn?”

Rao: “No, this is her husband.” 

[Nualie]

Maruna: How the fuck are you alive?

Leez: Because I’m the main character, duh.

 

 

 

 

Agni: If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.

 

 

 

Agni: Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Brilith: Please stop trying to do Mary Poppins jokes.

 

(I didn't change a word of Agni's line, I swear)

 

 

 

Agni: How do fish get high? 

Gandharva: Seaweed.

 

 

 

Ran: Why did the one armed man cross the road? 

Asha: ...

Ran: To get to the second hand shop!

 

 

 

Asha: I'm thinking of becoming a hitman... I heard they make a killing.

 

 

[Pandorally]

Visnu to Asha: With great power comes great responsability.

Asha: *snorts*

 

 

Yuta: I can either die a hero or live long enough to see myself becoming the villain.

 

 

Asha: You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow  Magician Asha Rahiro.

 

 

Yuta: To eat or not to eat, that is the question.

 

 

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Game of Throne edition:

 

Agni: I am the God of Teats and Wine

 

Kasak: I will take what is mine with Fire, and Blood!

 

Asha: You know nothing, Kubera Leez.

 

Asha: The more people you love, the weaker you are.

 

Yama: Valar Morgulis

 

Sagara: I'm honest. It's the world that's awful.

 

Claude: There is only one God, and that is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: Not today.

 

Sagara: The Gods have no mercy, that's why they are gods.

 

Kubera: When you play the game of power, you either win or you die, there is no middle ground.

 

Currygom: If you think this have a happy ending, then you haven't been paying attention.

Edited by Pandorally, 24 October 2015 - 01:59 AM.

[Selenianece]

• Saha:We should just take Aeroplateu...
• Saha:...and PUSH IT somewhere ELSE!

 

This is it; this is the pinnacle of this blog.

[Tierra]

"In the absence of love, there is nothing worth fighting for." - Gandharva

 

"Give the gift of your absence to those who do not appreciate your presence." - Kali? XD

 

"Fatherlessness didn't strike me as being an event. It was a state of life." - Leez

 

"Don't confuse knowing something with understanding something." - Asha

 

"You don't really understand an antagonist until you understand why he's a protagonist in his own version of the world." - just fits  generally? XD

 

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia [Kalibloom]."

 

"I loved him too, but it wasn't that happy-ending bullshit. It was disfigured and crushing." - Leez

 

"If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need. Not all this "how did you get in my house" business."

[smthFishy]

"In the absence of love, there is nothing worth fighting for." - Gandharva

 

 

There's always oil

*cough* power of the Name. 

[Nualie]

Ran:If one of you had to pick one of the other girls to go out with, who would you pick?

Leez:No way.

Asha:I’m not answering that.

Brilith:Asha!

[pause as they all stare at her]

Brilith:No way. I'm not answering that.

 

 

 

Asha: Brilith, it’s not a big deal.

Brilith: It’s a huge deal! You said that if ever you were gonna do same-sex experimentation, it was gonna be with me!

Asha: I have never said that to you.

Brilith:It has been implied.

Asha:By you.

Brilith:Well, implications get responses, and it takes two to tango.

 

 

Why stab or shoot your enemies when you can set them on fire?

—  Agni

 

Okay, Leez, you were right. I was… less right.

—  Asha

 

Leez:…What?

Mirha:You realize a breakfast that size is meant for people who are about to go work in a field for twelve hours.

Leez:Yeah, well, the rest of my day's open, so... maybe that's what I'm gonna do.

 

 

Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count.

—  Asha

 

 

Brilith:You... you're my stalker!

Agni: I prefer the term "professional crazed fan."

 

 

Brilith:It’s imported from Aeroplateau.

Asha:Wow, I went to jail there once!

 

 

Leez:[hitting the ground] Oh, gravity works.
 

 

 

Asha:Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Woman Not Caring.

Asha:[points to self]

 

 

Has the fact that you’re completely psycho managed to escape your attention?

—  Leez to Asha

 

 

Suprise, bitch. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.

—  Teo to Sagara

 

 

I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that’s only because I was acting like a bitch.

—  Asha to Leez

 

 

If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

—  Ruche

 

 

Chaos isn’t a pit. Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail and never get to try again. The fall breaks them. And some are given a chance to climb, they cling to the realm or the gods or love. Only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is.

—  Kali

 

 

Excellent question, but I wouldn’t call it a war exactly. That suggests both sides stand against equal chances of winning.

—  Sagara

 

 

[rojo]

Leez: Where's your Halloween costume, Asha?

 

Asha: I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else.

[Nualie]

“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”

—Saha

 

 

“The Power Of The Name is strong with you. A powerful Nastika you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as… Ananta.”

—Visnu

 

 

"There's always a bigger fish."

—Claude about Gandharva in Kalibloom

 

 

"You're shorter than I expected."

—Brilith to Sagara

 

 

"Kubera Leez. Kubera. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time."

—Leez

 

Alternatively: 

"Kubera On. Kubera. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time."

—Saha

 

 

"One thing's for sure, we're all going to be a lot thinner."

—Ran, about crossing the water channels

 

 

"The Power Of The Name is strong with this one."

—God Kubera, about Leez

 

 

"There is good in him. I've felt it."

—Teo, about Gandharva

 

 

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

—Hura, to Sagara riding Yuta

 

....Innuendo non intended

[Selenianece]

 

“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”

—Saha

 

I felt that's bit mean because Saha's definitely nicer than Darth Vader, but let's be honest; Saha's eyes can out-creep Samphati's eyes in some panels, so he had it coming

Edited by Selenianece, 07 November 2015 - 08:05 PM.

[Pandorally]

As the great Oscar Wilde have said:

"To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness."
-Leez? Asha?

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”
-Saha to Lorraine

“The truth is rarely pure and never simple.”
-Currygom

“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
-Chandra flirting philosophy

“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
-Then Asha and Leez are BFF


“You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.”
-Asha to the world

"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it"
-summary of the tragedy in the kuberaverse.

"Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one."
Leez to Asha: well our friendship started when you went to kill me and my village got destroyed, but theres still hope for laugher, right . Ha...right?
Asha:friendship? What friendship.

"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing."
-Currygom and us readers

Edited by Pandorally, 17 November 2015 - 06:35 AM.

[rojo]

This is one of my favorite vines of all time and I can't help but imagine someone saying it to Sagara.

 

Rough translation:

"I bought you this rose because it reminds me of you."

"Thanks so much!"

"It's cheap and fake, like you."

[Sangios]

This is one of my favorite vines of all time and I can't help but imagine someone saying it to Sagara.

 

Rough translation:

"I bought you this rose because it reminds me of you."

"Thanks so much!"

"It's cheap and fake, like you."

Poor Sagara, she's the most honest and upfront character in the entire series too.

[Nualie]

Poor Sagara, she's the most honest and upfront character in the entire series too.

Yeah but

 

You know

It's fun

 

 

But yeah, I don't think Sagara is the best suited character. Maybe Ruche xD

 

 

 

 

Leez: Asha, you have something on your face.

Asha: Hmm?
Leez: *punches Asha in the face* IT WAS PAIN

 

-What the fandom wanted

[rojo]

Asha: So how long have you been practicing law?

Mirha: What time is it?

Asha: It's 12:22 AM.

Mirha: About seven hours.

 

(Seriously, whose idea was it to let the 15 year old be an attorney?)

[Pandorally]

Leez: do you believe in gods?
Asha: I don't believe in anything. Is a filthy world we live in.

-AHS, Season 1

[salvatore]

(It was a double date to the movies...with her parents...who sat between us)

 

-Maruna's date with Shakuntala.

 

 

(Tell me another story about freedom)

 

-Elwin to Maruna

 

 

(In the morning, there's a huge difference between 6:00 and 6:05)

 

-Leez

 

 

(Never tell your problems to anyone, 20% don't care, and the other 80% are glad you have them)

 

-Asha

 

(He asked me if i wanted to go see a movie, when he picked me up, he said it would be cheaper to just stay in his car and watch netflix on his ipad)

 

-Rana

Edited by salvatore, 12 December 2015 - 08:47 AM.