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[Selenianece]

After following many incorrect quotes blogs, and finding that the Kubera fandom has exactly one humor blog (textsfromwillarv), I decided to make an incorrect Kubera quotes blog! Just think of any quote you saw in any show/book/thing, and submit it in there, if you want!

 

 

[Kitty1826x]

I love this one -

 

 

Brilith: Just be yourself, say something nice.

Asha: Which one? I can't do both.

 

 

I have no tumblr account... nor do I want to create one so you add these for me

 

Paper from Ruche: Hey I'll be back in 5 minutes, but if I'm not read this message again.

 

Ran: I do not get drunk -- I get awesome.

 

Yuta: Did you just fall?

Leez: No. I attacked the floor.

Yuta: Backwards?

Leez: I'm freaking talented!

 

Agni to Leez? - Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

 

Asha to Leez - I want to be the reason you look down at your phone, and smile. Then walk into a pole.

 

Ran: MATH- Mental Abuse To Humans

 

Ran: If you're living your life without giving a "f". You'e only living a li[ ]e.

 

Yuta (with teleporting): I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

 

Claude: I meant to behave, but there were too many other options.

 

Lorraine: You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.

 

(Mustache magician at Atera's temple.): I'd love to stay and chat, but I really mustache.

 

Leez: When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.

 

Ran: Life is better when you're drunk.

Edited by Kitty1826x, 27 September 2015 - 03:25 PM.

[Nualie]

Asha: I always wanted to be a hairdresser.

 

 

Food Quirks

Gandharva: Seafood makes me feel like I'm a cannibal...

Leez: I like eating chicken in very very thin slices.

Ruche: I'd like to get a taste of Asha... 

Asha: Hoti Mar-

 

Note: My head is thing xP

Edited by Nualie, 27 September 2015 - 02:49 PM.

[rojo]

I drew this a while back based on a scene from Parks and Rec, I do believe it fits.

[Selenianece]

 

I love this one -

 

 

 

 

I have no tumblr account... nor do I want to create one so you add these for me

 

Paper from Ruche: Hey I'll be back in 5 minutes, but if I'm not read this message again.

 

Ran: I do not get drunk -- I get awesome.

 

Yuta: Did you just fall?

Leez: No. I attacked the floor.

Yuta: Backwards?

Leez: I'm freaking talented!

 

Agni to Leez? - Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

 

Asha to Leez - I want to be the reason you look down at your phone, and smile. Then walk into a pole.

 

Ran: MATH- Mental Abuse To Humans

 

Ran: If you're living your life without giving a "f". You'e only living a li[ ]e.

 

Yuta (with teleporting): I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

 

Claude: I meant to behave, but there were too many other options.

 

Lorraine: You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.

 

(Mustache magician at Atera's temple.): I'd love to stay and chat, but I really mustache.

 

Leez: When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.

 

Ran: Life is better when you're drunk.

 

These quotes are awesome and are going to the queue.

 

Asha: I always wanted to be a hairdresser.

 

 

Food Quirks

Gandharva: Seafood makes me feel like I'm a cannibal...

Leez: I like eating chicken in very very thin slices.

Ruche: I'd like to get a taste of Asha... 

Asha: Hoti Mar-

 

Note: My head is thing xP

These are going, too.

 

I drew this a while back based on a scene from Parks and Rec, I do believe it fits.

Saw the tumblr post of the drawing, and I'll reblog it.

[Nualie]

I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs. And I said, I gotta use that one.

Paul Simon Yuta

 

« If you fall, I’ll be there »

—Floor

Leez: I know. I wish you weren't.

 

« I won’t be impressed by technology until I can download food »

 

—Leez

 

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Mae West Claude

 

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Anthony Burgess  Ran

 

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Ron White Ran to Leez

 

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Steve Martin Maruna

 

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Mark Twain  Kali

 

I’ve had enough with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane 

Agni

 

 

 

 

[tkl.ee]

[Kubera in Shakespeare, Take One] 

 

Romeo and Juliet

 

Kubera Leez: "What's in a name? that which we call a rose/ By any other name would smell as sweet."

 

Yuta: "Under loves heavy burden do I sink."

 

Asha: "My only love sprung from my only hate."

 

Brilith: "You kiss by the book."

 

Chase for the Golden Knight

"Wisely and slow; they stumble that run fast."

 

Leez: I dreamt a dream tonight

Asha: And so did I.

Leez: Well, what was yours?

Asha: That dreamers often lie.

Leez: In bed asleep while they do dream things true.

 

Saha's Proposal to Lorraine

Saha: Tell me, [Lorraine], how stands your dispositions to be married?

Lorraine: It is an honor that I dream not of.

 

 

Hamlet

 

Claude: "The lady doth protest too much, methinks."

 

Asha: "O, from this time forth,/My thoughts be bloody, or be nothing worth!"

 

Rana: What do you read?

Ran: Words, words, words.

Rana: What is the matter?

Ran: Between who?

Rana: I mean, the matter that you read.

 

Gandharva: "To be or not to be: That is the question."

 

 

Macbeth

 

Garuda Siblings

"When shall we three meet again, in thunder, in lightning, or in rain?"

 

 

Extra-

from The Great Gatsby

Clophe: "I wasn't actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity."

[smthFishy]

No shakespeare discussion is complete without a mention of Titus Andronicus:

They told me, here, at dead time of the night,
A thousand fiends, a thousand hissing snakes,
Ten thousand swelling toads, as many urchins,
Would make such fearful and confused cries

Battle before Altera or Kaliboom

[tkl.ee]

That's so funny and befitting! And it also sounds like the N0 cataclysm with the emotional resonance.

Edited by tkl.ee, 28 September 2015 - 02:59 AM.

[Kitty1826x]

Nualie actually showed me this pic, and we were too lazy to post ... and I lost >.> So here we go.

 

Agni to Asha "That awkward moment when you're deep in thought, then realize you're staring directly at someone."

 

Since I'm posting here might as well add more.

 

Sagara "Some people just need a high-five. In the face with a chair."

 

Saha and Lorraine (although they never got married but oh well) "Marriage is a workshop... Where the husband works and the wife shops..." 

 

God Kubera?: The 'Earth' without 'art' is just 'eh' 

 

Ran: I changed my password to everywhere to 'incorrect'. That way when I forget it, it always reminds me 'You're password is incorrect.' 

 

Lorraine: Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

 

Asha: With great power comes great electricity bill.

 

Asha: Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions.

 

Agni (trying to cheer Leez up) : Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

 

Airi to Ruche: My friend thinks she's smart. She said onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at her face.

 

Asha: There's awlays a person that you hate for no reason.

 

Curry Mushrooms: Everyday thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. 

 

Leez: Sometimes the wrong choices bring us to the right places.

 

Brilith: When people suck the life our of you, wouldn't it be nice if they took some fat too?

 

 

EDIT- Adding more 

 

Hura: The one who laughs last is the slowest. The one who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.

 

Ran: When someone says to me great minds think alike, I just look at them and think 'You dirty bastard'.

 

Taraka: I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.

 

Sagara: As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

 

Leez: Every time I hear the dirty word 'Exercise' I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

 

Ran talking about Yuta: We all have that friend that acts innocent, but understands all the dirty jokes.

Edited by Kitty1826x, 29 September 2015 - 04:30 PM.

[Nualie]

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Steven Wright Agni?

 

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.

Albert Einstein Ran trying to sound smart to Asha

 

You can't blame gravity for falling in love.

Albert Einstein God Kubera

 

The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.

Albert Einstein Drunk Ran

 

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein Chandra

 

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Albert Einstein Ran after Asha called him stupid

 

Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.

Albert Einstein Smirking Visnu

 

The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.

Albert Einstein Riche Seiran

[Nualie]

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

Visnu to Gandharva

 

"Being mean just for being mean's sake isn't funny."

Ran to Asha

 

“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.” 

Jatayu to Yuta?

 

“Say anything at all – I love the sound of your speech.” 

Rana, to Ran

Edited by Nualie, 04 October 2015 - 10:34 AM.

[Pandorally]

Kubera, Mean Girls edition:

 

Maruna: If your real name is Kubera, why are aren't you dead?

Sagara: Oh my God, Maruna, you can't just ask people why they're not dead.

 

Saha: Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George Asha Rahiro?

[He watches students suras and teachers  kuberas raise hands]

 

edit:

Leez: Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George Visnu?

[the universe raises its hands. and past universes too.]

 

 

Ran: Asha Rahiro, How do I begin to explain Asha Rahiro?

Ruche: Asha Rahiro is flawless.

Lorraine: I hear her fur coat's insured for $100,000,000 gold. 

Maruna: I hear she does mass murder... in Carte.

Brilith: Her favorite movie is Battle Royale.

Gandharva: One time she met Visnu on a ship...

Maruna:...And he told her she was pretty.

Leez: One time she punched  maruted me in the face... it was awesome.

Edited by Pandorally, 07 October 2015 - 03:28 AM.

[Selenianece]

 

The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.

Albert Einstein Drunk Ran

 

Hey,doesn't this sound like something Saha would say seriously? XD

[Nualie]

Hey,doesn't this sound like something Saha would say seriously? XD

Now that you're saying it... I was thinking back to the Oh-noes-Yuta-ate-Leez's-nose incident, but Saha fits as well.

[Nualie]

 When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy”. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life. 

...Leez didn't go to school...

[Selenianece]

 

 When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy”. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life. 

...Leez didn't go to school...

 

...Let it go, let it go...XD

[BehindTheLighT]

 

 When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy”. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life. 

 

You actually gave them an epic answer

[Nualie]

You actually gave them an epic answer

Not me xD One of the quotes. i do think it's pretty sweet though.

[BehindTheLighT]

wtf... I... I don't actually know which topic i thought I was reading.... lol XD

 

still epic quote