[RP] Villainy and You
#21
Posted 19 November 2014 - 02:47 AM
#22
Posted 19 November 2014 - 10:17 PM
THE PUPPYMANCER VS THE FINK
A NEW RIVAL APPEARS???
Franky Smalls laid flat on the rooftops, watching his dogs do their doggie deeds. He could almost taste his victory, just as he was sure Sebastian could almost taste the soon to be seared flesh of Finkleberg. So consumed was Franky Smalls in his imminent victory that he failed to notice the arrival of a man behind him.
"Now that's a motivated security force," the man said. "Though I get the feeling they were less motivated before those lovely pups turned up."
Franky Smalls should have maybe been a bit cautious about the appearance of this stranger. People don't just show up on rooftops without you noticing just to have a friendly chat. At least he thought they didn't; Franky Smalls honestly didn't spend enough time on rooftops to know proper rooftop etiquette. But regardless, Franky Smalls was not scared of him. Franky Smalls, in fact, quite liked him, because he called his dogs lovely. They really were lovely, weren't they? Yes. Yes they were. Franky Smalls practically beamed at his new friend.
"You might want to get a move on friend. Those dogs look like they have a fiery temper."
Franky Smalls was at a loss. This man was even concerned for his safety! He had never met someone so polite in all his life.
"Nah, they're sweet," Franky Smalls told him. "They wouldn't harm a fly!"
They would, apparently, harm other things. Like people. And probably flies. Franky Smalls didn't mean to lie, he just had a warped and wholly unrealistic opinion of his dogs.
"Say, on that note, you wouldn't happen to know the way to "The Heart" would you? I hear it's around here. I could search around, but that might take a while. I'd not like to outstay my welcome with all this going on."
Franky Smalls, too, was looking for a way to find The Heart. He had forgotten that, but it was why he had come here originally. One day his dogs brought him a note that mentioned something about The Heart. It was very strange because paper usually burst into flames when set on fire--and his dogs were always setting things on fire. His hatred for Finkleberg, though, was so intense, that he had forgotten his true purpose.
Luckily, Franky Smalls had friends in high places. Like on this rooftop, for example.
"Sorry amigo, I was looking for that too. At least until fucking Finkleberg got in my way." He said The Fink's name with a rage-induced intensity that his otherwise friendly demeanor wouldn't have suggested was possible. Some might have found it weird that such a nice man summoned demon hounds from hell, but they likely would have changed their minds if they had heard the way he said Finkleberg's name. It seemed impossible that someone could sound so angry, but here Franky Smalls was, sounding that angry. "Once these cuties are done dealing with that Finklefraud, we'll be looking to head there ourselves."
Edited by Johnny Paradise, 19 November 2014 - 10:20 PM.
here's to a long life and dead friends
#23
Posted 20 November 2014 - 12:25 PM
Dreamer
and the Jerk
The sudden yell from the gangster fellow on the more lame bridge below her own got her attention mainly because she heard it so loudly. That was for the best since right after he went and he – and he broke her bridge! What kind of monster would do something like that?! It took her sooo many minutes to think up her bridge properly, not the bridge part but she spent all that time spent getting the shininess just so, the proper reflections and cool points for her own personal bridge! Her plans to christen it something like the Bling Bridge or – well it didn’t matter now! Ooh, now she was mad! She grabbed one of the bridge shards and took a moment to mourn its demise, but now she needed a new ride, something…bouncy!
The girl stopped her descent a foot or so from the ground, her body sinking in like something beneath her was bending because it was; she now had a giant ultra-bouncy gumball! Fun and no one could actually cut one of those things because it got all goopy and sticky and then wouldn’t cut and would just insult you. Or at least she was sure about that last part even when people called her crazy! She bounced back into the air on her new epic ride, shooting towards the other side of the bridge. Maybe she could forgive Oyabun for breaking her fancy bridge after all; this wasn’t as shiny but it was fun!
#24
Posted 21 November 2014 - 06:17 PM
RAGEMAGE
“CHRIST.” Elda wheezed as she rolled and ducked out of the way of the lobbed grenade. A good chunk of he wall blew up and scattered over her.
“Damn. She's packing some serious heat.” she thought to herself as she crawled, keeping low, to the next booth. This place was turning into a fucking warzone. She was very glad she took the precautions of actually preparing for this. Her mask was protecting her from the dust very nicely, though the visibility sucked balls. She finally rose up once more, crouching slightly, trying to make as little sound as possible. She could feel Armory waiting for her to show up. She needed a diversion – she considered setting up some feux follets as decoys – whatever could let her get another fireball in.
Then the taught silence was broken by a bunch of douchey jeering lines.
"Pft. I heard your father was a legendary mercenary, but here I find him sending his little girl to do his dirty work...which is apparently fighting other little girls. You ladies should be out shopping for dresses and leave this line of work to real villains like the great Jimmy Rustles."
Shopping for dresses? Really. Who the fuck this Jimmy Rustles think he is? Who the balls is Jimmy Rustles in the first place?
An annoyance – that's what.
She pulled down her gas mask and, from the shadows of the outer gallery, shouted at Anna Armory:
“Yo. Okay girl, I know we didn't exactly start on friendly terms here. Sorry. We both got orders, it seems. Just doing our jobs right – maybe we can figure something out – but whatever the case might be, how about a little truce while we deal with our newest guest? How about we show this Jimmy Rustles what two ladies gone shopping can do?”
#25
Posted 22 November 2014 - 10:08 AM
Log #32
I looked at the cards in my hand, a pair of twos. It was a decent hand, however when paired with the cards on the table, they were rather strong. I pondered over my choices. I could go all in, or I might win. Still patience and planning is a part of detectives skills. Both of which I had in spades. I decided to add in some groundwork for the other games.
It was time to set up a fake tell on my part. It was a trick I'd used on my friends sometimes, though it did only work once. That was good enough for me. I decided that my tell this time would be a little smile.Before I raised, briefly smiled, just long enough for him to notice, and then I quickly covered the smile with my hand. Now all that was left was to wait and see..
I AM HE. HE AM ME. ME IS HE
#26
Posted 24 November 2014 - 10:31 PM
Jean Star
Conductor
"I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you were both hard of hearing. Ahem," He cleared his voice and spoke in a loud tone reserved for mentally challenged children. "NO TICKET. NO TRAIN. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?" With that the young man excused himself from the pair of idiots who seemed to lack even an ounce of decency and understanding of social niceties. He sat himself down on a bench and watched the seconds tick away on a nearby clock as he awaited the next train.
Edited by Wandering Rogue, 30 November 2014 - 06:38 AM.
- Johnny Paradise and Unbelievably Majestic like this
#27
Posted 26 November 2014 - 02:40 AM
Dr. Volante "Edge" Venturi
As an unfamiliar weight let itself be known in her lab coat, a devious grin found its way on her visage. Coming to Paradigm was the best decision of them all, the sheer rush she felt from just being here was incomparable to anything, perhaps Helmland province came close but it was still inferior than this. To have your personal space violated so casually and easily made you feel vulnerable and that gave her a rush.
Butterflies danced in her stomach as she made her to the locker to get her change of clothes. She had put in her shift for the day, it was time to get a look at what the weight was. She changed in to her usual dress and flung upon her overcoat. Fixing bits of makeup and adjusting her glasses before she felt the weight in her lab-coat's pocket which was surprisingly just a letter.
The contents were a few photographs and a simple message.
~Surpass the guardian and find the heart~
The target was the bit of turf owned by Landolfi family known as the Crooked Mile and the photographs were of people that look liked Guardians. All had peculiar features and style but one of them stood out. The grin still pasted on her face she picked herself up from the bench and made her way to the parking lot.
A short drive took her to the destination, a run down station at the edge of the area known as the Crooked Mile. As she stepped inside, she immediately had her instincts validated. The man in charge had a similar love for cleanliness like herself. The station was immaculately kept even if it were no longer used. She walked towards the main dome where her target had shouted on what seemed like two more people and proceeded to sit down on a bench.
A metal card hovered out from her pocket as she considered using her position for a surprise attack. She wanted to know what she was dealing with and using a sneak attack was a good bet at seeing how strong this man was. The Card swiveled for a while as she balanced the pros and cons for her action before darting towards his head at a blinding speed.
She hoped that he would dodge or react to it, or else the fun would be over a bit too soon.
If you have the time:
#28
Posted 28 November 2014 - 12:43 AM
THE PUPPYMANCER
The Puppymancer was many things. Most saliently, the Puppymancer was a winner. He was also alive. Those were two things that Finkleberg most definitely was not. Excitement racked his body to the point he was almost vibrating, and he leaped to his feet.
"We did it, fellas!" he yelled, and his dogs howled jubilantly. Indeed, they had done it. They had killed a sad, weak, pathetic little man. Truly a cause for celebration. "Catch ya later, amigo," he told Winterthorn, whose identity Franky Smalls still did not know, before racing down the fire escape to the other building. "AND YOU," he shouted at the gunmen, "YOU STAY RIGHT THERE."
Sebastian went to the fallen Finkleberg to guard his corpse from the strange interloper that had teleported in; this corpse was Franky Smalls' to loot, after all. The other three dogs meanwhile stood at attention, keeping the Fink's miscellaneous gunmen from escaping.
"Give me your guns. No, just one of you, not all of you. How the hell am I gonna carry around guns for eight people? Are you seriously doing this right now?" After some hassling, Franky Smalls received a gun and some munitions from Finkleberg's erstwhile hires, then sent them off on their way. He pat each of the dogs on the head, then met up with Sebastian next to the body and pat him on his head, too.
Rifling through Finkleberg's pockets, trying as best as possible to avoid touching his greasy, still-warm flesh, Franky Smalls found a paltry sum in the Fink's wallet (what, did the Landolfi not pay their workers? What a bunch of scumbags), along with instructions to open a passageway underground.
Now that was strange. An underground passageway, in this day and age? Franky Smalls was indeed out of his depth in the realm of villainy. Thus far, the Puppymancer's brand of evil had been carried out from the back of a broken down Volkswagen bus with scorched carpeting and ruined upholstery. Making it to the big leagues, he thought to himself.
Performing the ridiculously passé ritual of tap tap tapping his fingers in sequence at the end of the alley, the passageway opened. Franky Smalls, by the light of his four terrifying dogs, charged ahead, already forgetting that Winterthorn was headed to the same place and that there was some nerd teleporting kid around as well.
Edited by Johnny Paradise, 28 November 2014 - 12:44 AM.
here's to a long life and dead friends
#29
Posted 28 November 2014 - 02:51 PM
IVAN DYATLOV
Rather rude, Ivan thought, to ignore a free smoke like that. Maybe he didn't like menthol, Ivan couldn't say he was too fond himself, but having lifted it from a woman at a gas station it probably wasn't his place to judge. On the plus side Obayun ignoring him meant that he might be able to make a break across the bridge. Though where he needed to go after that was unclear. The note said to defeat the guardian. It was likely that without some kind of clue or key given by the guardian that he wouldn't be able to find whatever it was he was supposed to be looking for.
Even had he decided to make a break his exit path was cut off as the bridge began to break apart for no apparent reason. Ivan ducked, cursing as he ran for cover, claiming as he ran blocking out any solid matter more dense than air as he followed after Obayun. He pulled his pistol as he ran. It seemed as though he was out of options. From what he'd seen so far he wouldn't be any match for Obayun physically. He'd have to rely on the two others to distract him. Perhaps his power might make the difference, but for now he decided to maintain his defense.
He dropped his physical entry barrier in order to allow three rounds from his pistol to bark through, aimed at Obayun's back as he charged the singing boy from earlier. He erected his barrier immediately after the rounds left his space. Shooting a man in the back might seem a tad unfair, but this was his city and he'd make the rules.
#30
Posted 28 November 2014 - 08:57 PM
Jimmy Rustles / Alabaster Prince
I love it when a plan comes together thought Jimmy as he felt the hatred of the two women surge through him, fueling his energy and renewing his power. Like a true villain he outstretched his arms as if lifting some invisible force up from underneath and laughed maniacally.
"Yes! Give in to your anger! Direct your hatred towards Jah'Ru! I-aaaaaaagh!" Jah'Ru panicked as Anna's claymore exploded near to him, showering him with several piercing metal balls. Those hurt. A lot.
His plan worked. Both the ladies were furious and hated him...success? It suddenly dawned on Jah'Ru, that maybe his plan was not so well thought out after all.
"H-hold on ladies. Let's be reasonable here..." Jimmy Rustles gulped down his sudden fear in face of the two women's burning wrath. If he were to describe anger to taste of food, it was something similar to spiciness. And like spice, there was only so much one could handle, emotion sucking vampire or no.
"Truce?" he asked hopefully.
"The sun is new each day."
#31
Posted 29 November 2014 - 12:03 AM
BUNBUN-CHAN
Gaia frowned at the scene unravelling before her. She was beginning to feel that the enemy before her was a little bit more than expected. Perhaps it was his voice. He was loud. Very loud. His odd shout drowned out even the music. Perhaps it was that he seemed incredibly strong. Getting punched in the face seemed like a very poor idea. Not that she had planned on it but you had to be ready for the unexpected. Speaking of plans, it seemed her spores would not be effecting this man as well as she would have hoped so she would have to resort to more direct tactics. With this in mind she moved on to Plan 2
She didn't call it plan B, because that would imply she'd only have 26 plans. She DID consider calling it Plant 2 as a joke but she feared she would go unappreciated in her time.
Plan 2 continued to grow beneath her and the people began to look like ants. The giant sequoia lifted her higher and higher until she felt the length was right. Now came the tricky part - and she was glad the bridge group were distracted. Gaia began to shape the growth of the tree. The top of the tree took shape, growing into something that resembled a bowl and continued to grow. Meanwhile a helpful vine dragged her brief case towards her. That was nice of it; she'd almost forgotten. Inside was one of the most important parts of Plan 2. She took out the carefully prepared clothing and donned her sea captains uniform. Gaia looked up at her shaped treetop in satisfaction. It was ready.
The plantfiend took position at the bow of the ship, for that's what it was. A gigantic sailing ship grown of wood on the top of a tree. Her very own Titanic... and it was about to go down. The telltale crunch of building was music to her ears. The weight of the tree on top of a building not made to support such a thing had finally taken it's toll and the tree tilted. Slowly at first and then all at once the massive ship came crashing down on the bridge and it's denizens in a cloud of dust and spores.
#32
Posted 29 November 2014 - 07:55 AM
Thumper
Stern and straightforward, the Conductor's words only disappointed Peter; the demeaning and loud tone that accompanied this just made it even worse. He wasn’t in the mood to deal with someone as stubborn as the Conductor. Peter had wanted to resolve this dilemma without resorting to any sort of violence. A negotiation of some kind would have been great, but it seemed like his words weren’t enough to convince the Conductor to let him pass.
As he sat himself down on a bench and watched the seconds tick away on a nearby clock, Peter could help but let out a hefty sigh. Whether he needed to or not, it appeared that there was only one guaranteed method to get through the train station.
Pulling out both his handguns from their holsters, Peter pointed them towards the Conductor and began to open fire as he slowly approached him.
“To be fair, I didn’t want to do this.”
Continuning his assault, he paid little to no attention to the young female who had suddenly appeared not long ago. Peter assumed that she was here for the same purpose; to get through the guardian and head towards the heart. It was safe to assume that she had no reason to meddle in what he was doing.
#33
Posted 29 November 2014 - 11:17 PM
Dreamer
Now while Dreamer was pretty much above worrying about other people's issues while it wasn't really a big deal for her, now she couldn't just ignore a large ship getting dropped on everyone. In fact the very act offended the girl to her core! How could someone do something like that! Her bouncy ride flipped over in midair, handlebars growing on them as Dreamer pulled out her fancy space suit - all the spore stuff would probably make her start sneezing given what happened to normal people and that was just going to be bothersome.
Now clad in her awesome suit, with the cool breathing device put in for the epic voice, she rode up the hull of the ship - silly things like gravity were for those plebians who bothered to learn about it - and up into the air above, where she pointed an accusing finger at the captain of this ship with conviction!
"Hey! You can't just drop a ship on people! There's order to these things!" And because the poor captain clearly needed a demonstration, she pointed at the Oyabun volunteer to demonstrate her point. "There's so much stuff you missed!" The branches of the ship may have made it a bit more difficult than it should be to notice the growing shadows of Dreamer's attempt to get the order of things back in action. Ooh, she didn't even have time for all of them! Anvil, sink, tub, boat, steamroller, plane, so much missing but she'd get them all!
#34
Posted 30 November 2014 - 05:17 PM
RAGEMAGE
"Yes! Give in to your anger! Direct your hatred towards Jah'Ru! I-aaaaaaagh!"
Elda was sliding along the left wing and down the stairs toward "Jah'Ru" when she heard the explosion. So much for him. Except he kept on talking. The guy wasn't normal. Emotional feeder? Psychic vampire? Some shit like that. He was trying to get them riled up. And quite honestly, she was feeling quite agitated. His attitude pissed her off. In other words, she was falling for his trap. Focus, Elda, focus. Anger gave her strength. It gave her focus. But it was also, apparently, helping out the Rustler. She unzipped the front of her jacket, revealing a bulletproof jacket beneath. The excitement and the emotions roiling within her was making her sweat golf balls. She needed to keep her cool. That was easier said then done. She was getting hot - physically and mentally. Moving fasting, thinking fast, her whole body was feeling the effect of the heat.
Finally she had made her way back near the entrance, and at this point had a nice view of the now wounded man. She was careful to remain out of sight of Armory. They might have a truce, but even Elda could see that the girl could resolve the situation quickly by shooting the two sitting ducks below.
"Truce?" the man asked, hopefully, in the general direction of Anna.
"Well, that depends a lot on you, "Jah'Ru"." She said from behind him, summoning fire above her empty hand, ready to be flung. "Get on the floor and start talking. What are you doing here and what's your deal? Say it loud and clear - and articulate."
#35
Posted 04 December 2014 - 01:46 AM
Oyabun couldn't help but be impressed with the fact that Vibe hadn't even attempted to try and counter his attack and had instead chose to take it full on which ended as these things always did. Vibe was sent skipping across the road while Oyabun picked himself up dusted himself off. He thought someone might of taken some pot shots at him but if they'd hit he sure as hell didn't notice them. In fact, the only thing of note that he had noticed was this bouncing idiot who apparently made things invisible somehow or another. Not that it mattered to him because his focus was torn away from that by something far...stranger. The ear splitting sound of buildings groaning beneath the immense weight of a large wooden ship. Which was as bizarre a sight as he could recall in recent memory and was only increased by what seemed like a little captain on board it. Oyabun gave them a crisp salute before bracing for the impact.
The Dreamer tried to to get in on the action while driving up the ship at an impossible angle on an even more impossible bike while summoning objects of various size and oddity a top the old gangster standing his ground. The smaller items seemed to just get cut at just the right angle so that they broke apart without touching him which was weird when you realized he couldn't even see what he was cutting but that didn't matter to an old hand like him. In his long career he'd fought dozens using similar attacks and he found the Dreamer's lacked finesse. Yes, his eyes could not see the physical shape of it but the shadows they cast, the way the air flowed around them, and a dozen other factors besides gave him more than enough information. Before some of the larger items could shake and fall, Dreamer found herself a victim of gravity as her bike lacked what was needed to continue on such a steep incline and their eyes grew fuzzy and blood poured from their nose as they realized the price for so many uses of her power in so short a span as she fell towards the earth.
The ship collided with the road and the meeting sent up a shower of splintered wood as it ground itself against the unmovable. The once proud ship that had only come to life a short time ago found itself in pieces across the road. How some of Gaia's rivals handled it remained to be seen but there Oyabun remained exactly as he had been before with only a few scrapes here and there to show that he had been affected at all by the attack. He might of also had a splinter which really stung and he really felt like digging it out but it didn't seem like the right time for that.
#36
Posted 07 December 2014 - 02:15 PM
All in all Laurels search to find the long foretold, fabled and, indeed, mythical 'Heart' had been going rather swimmingly. Turning up just in time to watch as a bunch of demon-dogs 'surpassed the guardian' for him was quite the stroke of luck. It was almost like it was meant to be. And so he watched from the rooftop as the fine gentleman he'd met on the rooftops searched the guardian. As far as Laurel knew, this guardian had been called Finkleberg, or Finklefraud. Something like that. It didn't really seem to matter anymore. Laurel supposed now he was just called That-guy-who-fell-off-a-roof-that-one-time. Whatever the case, Laurel decided it was about time to descend from the roof.
He arrived back in the alley just in time to watch Frank Smalls open the secret doorway. Laurel simply followed him in. Once again his journey was becoming unexpectedly simple. He hoped it was going to keep going this smoothly. Dealing with heavy resistance was much more effort than he'd like to spend on merely feeding his curiosity about the note he'd recieved. He was fairly sure it'd end up leading him to something boring. But there was always the chance that it would take him to a hidden vault, or a secret treasure map. He walked his way down the secret passage, wondering what was in store for him once he reached the other end.
#37
Posted 08 December 2014 - 07:47 PM
Jimmy Rustler / Alabaster Prince
"Well, that depends a lot on you, "Jah'Ru"." She said from behind him, summoning fire above her empty hand, ready to be flung. "Get on the floor and start talking. What are you doing here and what's your deal? Say it loud and clear - and articulate."
Being at the mercy of a little girl was grating, but Jah'Ru weighed his options. Did he prefer his pride, or his as-of-yet unfried innards. Well, that was really no choice at all.
"Haha...why am I here?" Jimmy closed his eyes and shrugged. "Probably the same reason you are. Surpass the guardian. Find the heart. Ring a bell? "
Jah'Ru's eyes carefully followed Ragemage's reaction to his words.
"But about the truce...I was...JAH'RUST KIDDING!" Jah'Ru leaped away from Ragemage into the rows of theater seats.He ripped on out of the flooring and flung it at Elda before moving in towards Anna.
"The sun is new each day."
#38
Posted 14 December 2014 - 08:04 AM
Changeling
In the midst of the pyromaniac's fighting with the lady stormtrooper, it seemed another player had joined the party. Judging by the way he was shouting at the top of his lungs and essentially painting a target on his chest, Annabel could only conclude that he was either incredibly confident in his ability or an imbecile. Quite possibly both, they weren't always mutually exclusive. Most of the time they went together, oddly enough. It seemed the pyro girl didn't like him either; it didn't take long for her to try and get Anna Armory to agree to a truce. Surprisingly, the walking gun shop agreed, and the two of them turned on the talking head. They seemed to have him backed into a corner, but the fire girl was being cautious about giving Armory a shot at her back.
Slowly now Annabel, carefully now... No, don't rush for the gun, it's nice and we'll get it eventually, but we have to do it right! Easy now, that's it...
Slowly, and as quietly as she dared, Annabel began to lower herself to the floor and slink along it. She consciously made a few adjustments to her joints that would allow her to creep along the floor like a mix between a contortionist and that one monkey-like dude who could climb cliff faces barehanded she had seen on TV once*. Her camouflage remained intact, but it was starting to wear on her stamina. She had to move, and quickly, so move she did. The seats of the theater, while in disrepair where they weren't outright destroyed, still offered wonderful obstructions to sight lines for somebody creeping along behind and below them. While Armory and the pyromancer continued to fight the loudmouth, Annabel crept closer and closer to the gunslinger's backside. Until finally, as both of her known adversaries began to converse and she knew Armory would be lining up a shot to get both of them, she slunk as close as she could and raised her right hand. With a bit of effort, her flesh began to harden and reform itself, turning her hand from a human's claw to a sharp, knife-like metallic instrument of death. And, coiling her legs, she sprang toward her target and thrust the knife hand forward, aiming it at the back of her neck!
*Note: Referencing this guy
Edited by Slice, 14 December 2014 - 08:06 AM.
Myself, as told by a Hawk;
#39
Posted 17 December 2014 - 12:08 AM
OYABUN
#40
Posted 17 December 2014 - 03:07 PM
IVAN DYATLOV
Oyabun
He really shouldn't have expected this to be easy in any way. Things always seemed to get out of hand in this damn city. There was no subtlety to the crime here, only posturing of power-mad alphas all hooting and hollering to be declared head of the pack. Quite honestly it was upsetting. Back when he'd first started out shooting another man in the back was a surefire way of killing him. Not the most laudable way granted, but they didn't come much deader than shot-in-the-back-dead. Of course he should have expected then that things being topsy turvy as they were in this god forsaken scum nest that Obayun would shrug off bullets like bee stings. That all would have been bad enough without the huge two mast ship dropping from the sky, hurtling towards the bridge.
What was it with these people and dropping enormous objects on the poor fucking bridge. Again Ivan was forced to scamper away from the impact zone as well as he could while claiming and hoping to hell that his shield (not to mention the bridge) would hold against the force of the boat. Hunkering down on the far end of the bridge he held his ground blocking out the flying debris and shrapnel that erupted from the crashing boat. After the crash died down and the bridge, although groaning pitifully and clearly no longer safe, seemed able to hold out for at least a short while long Ivan surfaced pushing his way through debris that had buried him in his shield.
There was a green haze sifting through the air making it hard to breathe and giving him a headache. He quickly blocked it out of his claimed space. Chemical warfare was just plain unfair. Ivan let out a low whistle as he stood to take in the wreckage before him. Somehow it seemed the a good portion of the ship was still intact, although the greater part of it was a pile of splinters. The vessel had a strange build, seeming to be of a single cut of wood that had not even been sanded down giving it a wild air, is if a ship had grown naturally out of a tree. Presumably a result of someone's powers.
From what he had seen of Obayun before the ship had obliterated him from view the man had shown no sign of attempting to dodge. Ivan clambered up the side of the....well he supposed it would be appropriate to call it a shipwreck, to get a better look at the outcome. Obayun, amazingly enough, stood unscathed, apparently listening to a green haired girl carefully approaching him. What a depressing sight. Was nothing that could put a scratch on that fucking monster? Even a ton of wood being dropped on him hadn't done a thing. Force was clearly useless against him. It would take something else. Ivan lit another cigarette as he thought, as the lighter flicked on an idea struck him. He regarded the wreck of twisted wood. Surely its owner had discarded it and had seemingly no use for it? Why it could be his. Hell it was his already. Wasn't he the one who had found it wrecked on lonely shores. His smile grew as he laid claim to the wreck, the remaining body coming under his control.
"Well now," Ivan muttered to himself as he tore off a strip of his shirt, "Since this is now mine I can do what I want with it yes?"
He dismantled his lighter, really only a cheap one bought from a gas station, and soaked the strip of shirt in lighter fuel. Ivan took one last drag from his cigarette before putting the lit end to the rag and dropping it through a gap in the wreck and into what he presumed was the hull. Focusing he stoked the fire within his claimed ground drawing in oxygen to feed it and willing the wood to burn. With the fire started in the belly of the short-lived vessel the trap was lain. All that remained was to lure the bear in. Standing up Ivan saw that the green haired girl still had Obayun distracted, it seemed she had some plan of her own in mind, but seeing as she had arrived at the same time the boat had Ivan assumed that had been her plan. She had already gotten her turn to use a plan. Now it was Ivan Dyatlov's turn.
He placed his pinky and forefinger in his mouth to let out a sharp whistle to get Obayun's attention.
"Oh- Ba - Yun! Your skills in punching children singing pop songs and conversing with women are surely unparalleled, but how about a real fight?" he pulled out his gun, taking aim carefully and firing at Obayun's head, "Come at me, you мудак."