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[Subbed]

This game-focused counting thread is all about the number seven. Basically, it is a normal counting thread, until it comes to the number seven (7). Whenever someone has to post something on the topic of 7, they must say something else instead, otherwise the count restarts.

Examples:
...
1st User: 5
2nd User: 6
3rd User: Bananas!
4th User: 8
...
1st User: 12
2nd User: 13
3rd User: 14
4th User: 1 (Reset, because 2x7 is 14, and the 3rd User shouldn't have posted a number)
5th User: 2
...
1st User: 16
2nd User: 17
3rd User: 1 (Reset, because 17 has a 7 in it, and the 2nd User shouldn't have posted a number)
4th User: 2
...

Note:
Numbers do not sum up together for a 7. Meaning that 160 for example is acceptable, and is not (1+6+0=7). Sums are not understood as a connection, only direct 7's and numbers that 7 completely divides are.

Moreover, if the post has nothing to do with 7, you have to post a number, while when it has some sort of connection in any way whatsoever, you have to restrain yourself from doing it. The count is reset only when someone messes up and posts a number at a post that has a relation to 7 is some way.

That's about that. Have fun and let's go!

I'll start off with a 1.

[DarkPrince]

2

[Lanfear]

3

[Glacian]

4

[phanta]

5

[Glacian]

6

[Lanfear]

Perkele

[themantarays]

8

 

...this game is more fun when you're doing it fast irl.

[Fatal Blood]

9

[You]

10

[DarkPrince]

11

[You]

12

[Subbed]

13

...this game is more fun when you're doing it fast irl.

Agreed.

[您享受安静 YESilence]

are we allowed to say a sentence or post a quote or ask a question for the next 7 related poster? does it have to be just a single word?~ ... I think that would make it a bit more interesting even if it is a bit slow, no?~ ...

 

well, till then, my word shall be, hmm~ ...

 

Emphasis~ ...

[Subbed]

You can say anything you want. As far as I'm concerned, you can write the whole novel - it's your time to shine.

15

Edited by Subpyro, 05 October 2014 - 03:07 PM.

[You]

16.

[Supreme_Lurker_Primo]

17

 

Spoiler

In the modern era a little fragile sales person named Tako Shichigami works for a printing firm for local authors, mangaka, or other things that involve their company doing binding, printing, and distributing. Here is a story of him and his boss, Henry B. Colts, son of a famous surgeon, but choose to be a boss of a printing company, because his passion lies in literature. Now being our story...

 

"Kyaa" screamed Taka as he sprint out of bed like a bronze medal Olympic gymnastic practitioner "Oh fudge-sickle I am going to be late to my first day of work. I hope my boss will not fried me for this. I could have sworn I set the alarm. Whatever..." Tako quickly brushed his dark brown hair, he applied gel and comb his hair backward his old girlfriend likes that style so he kept it even though both he and she broke up, he grown font of the cut thus he kept it.  He scurried out the door into to take the train, it was always busy during rush hour, but he does not mind.  The rush and clash of different senses was nuance to him coming from a small town in Maine to a busy city like New York. There many smells like morning roast hot dog stands women and men who put on to many cologne/ perfume to the odious smell on the train tracks and morning Starbuck's latte or coffee.  He purchase a small cup of coffee he does not even like coffee, but it was cheap and the cafe perks him up right away. He saw a rat crawling along the subway trains he leaped back like a frighten kitten, he knock into a person,  he turned around, "Ah, sorry!" he spilled some coffee on man shirt.  The man with azure color eyes and shining sun ray color hair, his cold sinister stare beam intensely at fool who stained his shirt. 

 

"Look! what did you did! You spilled cheap Starbuck coffee on my specialized tailor cashew shirt. You do not look like you can pay for clean up let alone buy me a new shirt!" the maned screamed with intense fury at the wimpy looking man known as Tako. "Forget you, I have a important meeting to attend to. If I see you again...I will make you pay. Now scram!" he bellowed shaken nearby people he continued to get on the subway.

 

"Great, what a good way to mess up my day. I really hope I do not see him again, I am lucky he didn't charge me. Mother, the city is a scary place!" Tako though as he goes one car behind to avoid meeting that man. He got off in Madison ave and when to the office, he greeted some people.  He quickly when to office the adviser greeted him "Hey there Tako right? Well you are a bit late, but the boss literally just arrive a few minutes ago I will notify him and start the meeting.

 

"Come in, Mr. Tako" says a voice. Tako walked in there was a lot of people then he look at the figure next to the projector. The man smiled, not an angelic smiled, but the kind of smiled of a demon who has dirt on you and will have not problem letting your dirty secret expose for personal gain. "Hi Mr. Tako, Welcome to Colt family Printing firm. I see you are acquainted with the adviser. Here come sit next me, here are the people you will be working with: Linda, Barny, Frederick, Johnson Johnson Johnson, Hilary, and you meet Kendrick, there people are in charge of the sales and making sure things are running smoothly. I hope you last longer then last employee.  I am Henry B. Colts, I am your boss and I own this firm so do not mess up and we will get along just fine!" He grimaced Tako felt his arm being tug, by Kendrick "What did you do? Whenever boss get like that it means either he going to wreak havoc or he is going to toy with someone." Tako wanted to same something, but he felt a pinch he look at Henry he decide to sit down. After am several hour pass, the meeting was concluded. Henry called Tako "Mr.Tako in my office in 15 minutes everyone good work you are all dismissed for the day." Henry claps his hand and everyone disperse like a school of fish and he is the shark.

 

Tako walked meekly behind Henry broad shoulder "Did he play sports in high school? No No, I am pretty sure he going to deduct money from my paycheck to pay for the shirt" He walked into Henry's office it was filled with awards and a Ph.D from Washington State University  and numerous rifles awards and a picture what appear to be his family, two kids and a wife.

 

"So, Mr. Taco I think you know why I called you today?" Henry flash a sly smiled like a cat toying a mouse.

 

"Umm..ummm..yes?" Tako gives sheepish respond and could not rectify it Tako not Taco, but he did not want to anger him or give him any more reason to fired him

 

"Oh? Do you now? Okay tell me,  Mr. I-am-psychic-so-I-know-everything-Taco." Henry paced back and forth slowly circling around Tako. "Looks like I may found myself a new toy play with fufufu   or to break..." 

 

"You want me to deduct my paycheck to pay for the cashew shirt? Can I suggest half, or maybe 15% after taxes? I need the money to pay for rent."  Tako hide behind his briefcase

 

"Haha, that? No, I am not going to deduct pay from you paycheck. Mr. I-cannot-tell-the-difference-between-can-and-my-Taco. It MAY you suggest, you need to ask my permission to suggest anything to me.  I actually have a better idea, instead of paying me back with money, I am sure you cannot pay me back for the next 10 year. I have a better idea." Henry closes the blinds and flipped a switch walls between to descend from the ceiling forming four walls boxing them in.  Henry push him against the wall, Tako shudder from the force. '...yes, this is eyes I like. I knew it was right choice to hired you. Mr. Taco" his eye glisten from the mellow room lights. Tako could see his reflection in Henry's azure eyes like a mirror Tako can see his fear."

 

"...Wha...Wha...What do you mean?" Tako finally gathering his wits

 

"Haha, did you really think, YOU a freshly graduate from college not even top of it class could work in this firm? Did you  EVEN think why you against all other that applied here would get the jobs? Did you think hmmm I don't know "My resume must look good and I did well on the interview." Haha Mr.Tako Mr Tako you are to funny. No, I choose you because you look weak-willed doing whatever you are told to do, you think very little about yourself. I like that. You are not bad looking either right now with that teary looking dark brown eyes."    

 

"So...what...is...it you will have me...do?" Tako wanted to yelled, he did yell, but nothing happen in fact all it did was make Henry even more happy

 

"Silly, Mr. Tako this room is soundproof, incase I need to do any..."persuasion"...but do go right ahead I love it when you yelled just now reminded me of a lion I hunted a while back not hanging on my wall.  What should I do ?" Henry smirk as he push Mr. Tako against the wall he raise Tako's chin, he place his tender demonic lips on Tako shocking Tako as he fully open his eyes. He departed from the lips and lick his lips "Mr. Tako you do taste good..."

 

"WHAAAT WHHHHAAAT just happen? I think my boss just kiss me! No my future wife your husband first kiss was stolen woo me."  Tako clenched his shirt he can feel his heart pulsing rapidly "No I cannot like it. I do not believe I like being kissed by a man and my boss no less." Tako slouched down like his soul been tarnished by a demon. He stared at Henry with intensity

 

"Ho, that is a nice look you  have there" Henry says as he shoved Tako to the ground, Tako lie there heavy breathing. Henry one hand pinning Tako's hands and one hand caressing Tako's wildly beating chest. He grab Tako's Colgate, he smiled "At least someone is honest." Henry smiled with delights as he unbottoming Tako's shirt pulling it away, exposing Tako's sweating finely tone belly.  He tore and toss Tako's pants aside. He looks Tako's eyes, still some fighting spirits inside "Maybe this one will last after all, Oh I do love a challenge I wonder how much he can take"  

He let his fingers to work as he kiss Tako's around the neck and gently down to his twin twinkle twinkle little star licking like a leopard lapping up milk. Tako tried to subdue a moans, but the more he resist to moan the more intense Henry lick. Tako face blushed as red as freshly spilled blood. Tako could see Henry's missile. "10..9...8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1...we have lift off" Henry whisper into Tako's ears. Hnery nibble Tako' ears as he divide the black sea he launched his missile into Tako's Death star. Tako clenched his teeth. 

 

Tako could feel the missile hitting their target and Henry's finger it feels like alien probing his body for the next weak spots "Mother I cannot get married anymore" he weeps yet deep within himself something hatch, this pleasure quickly circulate Tako's body as Henry more of his missile inside deeper and harder stretching the outer wall of his sphincter. "more" he whispers

 

"What did you say? I cannot hear you. Speak up or else I will stop?" Henry laugh manically he knew what he heard, but he could not help toy with Tako. It was Tako fault for tempering his inner sadist nature.

 

"I say MORE. I want your missile to hit the core!" Tako moaned

 

"As you wish, Mr. Tako."  Henry launched more missiles with such fury even the succubi would drown in just lust. Tako's Colgate squirts toothpaste  everywhere on the dark gray rug.

 

Tako still huffing "What...will...you...tell..to your wife. What will...be...you reason... you were home late?" Take glared at Henry.

 

Henry sat down and laughed hysterically "My wife? So you saw the picture? No, Mr. Tako, that there is not my wife. In fact that is actually my sister and her kids. I wear a ring to keep girls away. You are a funny one, I will not charge you for staining rug, However you still owe me. One word from me and every company will have you on the blacklist." He being to lighted up a cigar and buff a few smokes rings into the air. Then Henry eyes open wide as he realized he trigger the fire alarm

 

"Haha, whoops I kind of forgot this building is a smoke free and there a smoke detector in my office." He laughed as the sprinkler shower Henry's big bulking body. He got up and begins to put on his clothes toss Tako'clothes at Tako who is fanatically trying to get dress.

 

"You Idoit! How could to forget that!" Tako yelled and playfully punching Henry deep inside he was kind of happy that Henry B. Colts was not married. He smiled as Henry raise the wall in the room rushing with Henry grabbing Tako Shichigami's hand leading the way.

 

The End              

Edited by Supreme_Lurker_Primo, 06 October 2014 - 12:21 AM.

[You]

Noooooooooooooooooo. First reset.

1.

[Supreme_Lurker_Primo]

2

[Horn]

Oops!

 

3

Edited by ROTFLMAOMAGNETS, 07 October 2014 - 02:35 PM.