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To all who have time to hear the word of Sloth-God

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PopeSlothXVI

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Greetings, infidels. 

 

I am your savior: Pope Sloth XVI. Forged in the depths of Mount Doom, my papal staff commands the glorious fire of great justice. My feet tread the Path, I shall become a God. You? You will be food. Nothing more. Unless you listen, follow, and obey.

 

Few of you may be lucky enough to have the pleasure of touching my staff. 



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Aote

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God. Have. Mercy on our Souls.


About that...


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Kuroiikawa

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Wicked Sloth, your time has come. I curse you, heathen infidel.  I curse you, wretched one. You do not belong in Batoto.

 

 

(Seriously though. Welcome.)


 


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Aote

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Do we have to welcome this hilarious abomination. 


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Welcome to Batoto...


“There is only one god and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: “Not today.”
(Syrio Forell to Arya Stark.)

 

 


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Do we have to welcome this hilarious abomination. 

 

Irl, we can punch him. But for now, greet him.


 


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PopeSlothXVI

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Welcome to Batoto...

 

No, Yuna. Welcome. TO ME.



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welcomeeeeeeee



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Yuna

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No, Yuna. Welcome. TO ME.

....hum, too late for me to understand so for the moment I'll just answer that.

"And who are you, the proud lord said,

that I must bow so low?

Only a cat of a different coat,

that's all the truth I know.

In a coat of gold or a coat of red,

a lion still has claws,

And mine are long and sharp, my lord,

as long and sharp as yours.

And so he spoke, and so he spoke,

that lord of Castamere,

But now the rains weep o'er his hall,

with no one there to hear.

Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall,

and not a soul to hear"


“There is only one god and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: “Not today.”
(Syrio Forell to Arya Stark.)

 

 


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....hum, too late for me to understand so for the moment I'll just answer that.

"And who are you, the proud lord said,

that I must bow so low?

Only a cat of a different coat,

that's all the truth I know.

In a coat of gold or a coat of red,

a lion still has claws,

And mine are long and sharp, my lord,

as long and sharp as yours.

And so he spoke, and so he spoke,

that lord of Castamere,

But now the rains weep o'er his hall,

with no one there to hear.

Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall,

and not a soul to hear"

 

 

Don't attract attention to yourself. You'll be endangered.


 


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Aote

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....hum, too late for me to understand so for the moment I'll just answer that.

"And who are you, the proud lord said,

that I must bow so low?

Only a cat of a different coat,

that's all the truth I know.

In a coat of gold or a coat of red,

a lion still has claws,

And mine are long and sharp, my lord,

as long and sharp as yours.

And so he spoke, and so he spoke,

that lord of Castamere,

But now the rains weep o'er his hall,

with no one there to hear.

Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall,

and not a soul to hear"

  

For that, you're next.


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Kuroiikawa

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For that, you're next.

 

 

Well. That settles that.


 


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PopeSlothXVI

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....hum, too late for me to understand so for the moment I'll just answer that.

"And who are you, the proud lord said,

that I must bow so low?

Only a cat of a different coat,

that's all the truth I know.

In a coat of gold or a coat of red,

a lion still has claws,

And mine are long and sharp, my lord,

as long and sharp as yours.

And so he spoke, and so he spoke,

that lord of Castamere,

But now the rains weep o'er his hall,

with no one there to hear.

Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall,

and not a soul to hear"

 

Are you from Denmark?



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Welcome to Batoto!

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Are you from Denmark?

 

 

Euh...Nope. I'm in the Free city of Braavos (kidding but still don't live in Denmark.)


Edited by Yuna, 19 March 2013 - 08:50 PM.

“There is only one god and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: “Not today.”
(Syrio Forell to Arya Stark.)

 

 


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PopeSlothXVI

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Welcome to Batoto!

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You have no power over me.



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I'm about to start crying. I can't believe that He actually, finally graces us with His presence.

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Welcome to Potatoes Land, a place struck between myth and legend, ready to embrace your sloth truth. :batoto_030:


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mmm......welcome to batoto, watch out for bolts of lightning hurled by a wrathful God.......


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....
E-Eum, welcome y-your holiness?
Iamatalossforwords;;;

 



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