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[Good Emperor Late]

I'm so badass, my brothers get me to kill roaches for them.

You kill roaches? Onee.chan? Aren't you a woman? All women hate roaches? Scared of them? I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ANYMORE

 

I'm so badass that playing mario, while i watch porn! 

[Lustful]

I am the badass of batoto because I have the weirdest boner right now.

[Nepenthe]

You kill roaches? Onee.chan? Aren't you a woman? All women hate roaches? Scared of them? I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ANYMORE

 

I'm so badass that playing mario, while i watch porn! 

 

I HATE them. They freak me out when they fly at my face, or when they try to crawl on me, or actually DO manage to crawl on me. But I'm not really scared of them... When I see a roach, I instantly locate the nearest shoe. AND THEN I SMASH THEM. 

 

They came into my house. Stupid things. If they come into my house, they are asking for death. No, they deserve death.

 

I drowned a roach once. That was...interesting...

[Rol]

Nooo you musn't smah roaches ><

[Nepenthe]

Nooo you musn't smah roaches ><

 

It's not like they're endangered or anything... In fact, American Cockroaches are not native to North America. They are a larger variant from freaking Africa. 

[Good Emperor Late]

I HATE them. They freak me out when they fly at my face, or when they try to crawl on me, or actually DO manage to crawl on me. But I'm not really scared of them... When I see a roach, I instantly locate the nearest shoe. AND THEN I SMASH THEM. 

 

They came into my house. Stupid things. If they come into my house, they are asking for death. No, they deserve death.

 

I drowned a roach once. That was...interesting...

But they have feelings too!!

[Phil777]

As that Arachnid manga taught me, it is quite impossible for humans to kill roaches physically, since they can detect minute variations in the air and react accordingly. ~.~

[Nepenthe]

As that Arachnid manga taught me, it is quite impossible for humans to kill roaches physically, since they can detect minute variations in the air and react accordingly. ~.~

 

Well. You can say that to the splats on my wall. :<

[Good Emperor Late]

Well. You can say that to the splats on my wall. :<

YOU MURDERER

[Nepenthe]

It's not murder if it's roaches~

[DarkPrince]

I HATE them. They freak me out when they fly at my face, or when they try to crawl on me, or actually DO manage to crawl on me. But I'm not really scared of them... When I see a roach, I instantly locate the nearest shoe. AND THEN I SMASH THEM. 

 

They came into my house. Stupid things. If they come into my house, they are asking for death. No, they deserve death.

 

I drowned a roach once. That was...interesting...

 

D: tell me about it, I swear the buggers know we're scared of them, it's why they always come at us, instead of running away... the trick is to stand your ground..... I think... and stomp like crazy... except when it's a flyer, 'cause then you get the hell out of there... and take cover, formulate a plan, get backup, and weapons, and... a tank? 

 

 

It's not murder if it's roaches~

 

True that

 

 

And I'm badass 'cause I don't even know why I'm badass.... oh and I've killed a flyer once... awesomest day of my life.... okay, maybe not the awesomest, but still awesome.

[Katzen]

I have the cutest girlfriend of all the guys on this site (and elsewhere), so fuck me if I am not the most badass dude on the whole of Batoto. There's simply no competition.

Except for Horn. Dude's pretty badass.

 

Threesome with Horn is always on the table.

 

Always.

 

Just putting this on the table...

Edited by Katzen, 23 May 2013 - 03:04 AM.

[Good Emperor Late]

Threesome with Horn is always on the table.

 

Always.

 

Just putting this on the table...

My pinky is more badass than any of you 3.

[Kōtei]

I'm badass because i survived bouting with a stray german shepherd.... Luckily the bite he inflicted wasn't deep enough to leave a permanent scar and bite mark

[Angelo.]

i eat potatoes for breakfeast! 

[Nepenthe]

Yeah, hashbrowns are delicous.

[2hot4you]

Everyone freaking out about roaches, read Terraform Mars, and you will see that those small roaches at your home aren't the worst xD

[Khrazy_one]

I'm so badass, have a sliding cat as a signature.

[Nepenthe]

I'm so badass that on my dad's birthday on Saturday, my big bro baked his cake and I helped him put his new grill together.

[Kannade]

I'm so bad ass that when my mom tells me to turn down my music, I crank my speakers up to 11.

 

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbVKWCpNFhY

 

And then she threatens me while taking off her slipper to whoop me with it and then I immediately turn it to 0.