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Shimshamsam

TRY USING THE SPIN CYCLE
Apr 24 2017 03:35 AM
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Shimshamsam

Some say I'm weird. I prefer the term "anaerobic".
Aug 20 2016 09:42 PM
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    Shimshamsam
    Nah, I tried that once before. Had to restart my own heart with some barbed wire and 2 d batteries... it was a mess.

    i DID try waving my arms really fast in water, and that seemed to work pretty well, although now I seem to have acquired disk-shaped pieces of gold attached to fabric straps... ???? not really sure what's going on there tbh.

    Also, i can confirm that I am probably not an alien. I don't think.
    Aug 21 2016 04:24 PM
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    Kokai
    You should try the cure for everything: Extreme Jojo Posing.
    Aug 21 2016 04:36 PM
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    Shimshamsam
    Tried it in the park for the fresh air

    the police were called

    10/10 would do again
    Aug 22 2016 11:49 AM
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Shimshamsam

I've got a really cool hat and a beard on my chin.
Jun 01 2014 03:25 PM
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