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Cephei

My father to my sister's like: "It's okay that your big brother gets raped as long as it's not you". Well, ain't I glad I'm loved. >.>
Aug 23 2016 03:57 PM
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    Gala Lion
    I take that as a yes :D
    Aug 23 2016 04:57 PM
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    Mushiren
    Hm, that's weird. Have you told your dad about pervy's existence by any chance?
    Aug 23 2016 06:09 PM
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    Kokai
    Watch out, Cephei. I think your dad has something planned for you. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    Aug 23 2016 06:18 PM
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Cephei

Shit. One of my ships might sink because of this one hoebag.
Aug 19 2016 08:25 AM
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    Aurius
    Perhaps one day, Cephei will finally show us his vault of NTR mangas/doujins.

    Or...in truth, Cephei ran out of things to read a long time ago, and he has now resorted to watching real life NTR. :3
    Aug 19 2016 12:45 PM
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    Murdath
    As the captain of the ship you should go down with it.
    Aug 19 2016 12:54 PM
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    Natureboy
    Ships sinking like it's early 1942, just outside NY harbor.
    Aug 19 2016 04:36 PM
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Cephei

Welp. My B-day is over. I, at least, got to eat chocolate cake. 'T was delicious!
Aug 17 2016 05:07 AM
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    Caek
    "Not to mention, nothing beats eating cake and regurgitating it out for the young 'uns!"
    Aug 18 2016 12:11 AM
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    Cephei
    https://img.ifcdn.com/images/944b1758a06b028d663a082acd79341ecf3136e345c1cb045e3624d4493a21e0_1.jpg

    You sicken me, Chuck!
    Aug 18 2016 04:51 AM
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    PervySageChuck
    Thank you, Cephei! I just love having satisfied customers!
    Aug 18 2016 08:50 AM
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Cephei

THERE'S A BABY IN MY HOUSE! I SWEAR! I DIDN'T KIDNAP HER!
Jul 31 2016 12:15 AM
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    sjoe
    I've seen my fair share of lolicons on this website, but I think Cephei takes the Caek.
    Jul 31 2016 08:30 PM
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    Mushiren
    Cephy!

    YOUR LOLI ABUSE HAS GONE TOO FAR!
    Jul 31 2016 08:49 PM
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    PervySageChuck
    I agree with Mushi.

    It is really bad when Cephei makes ME look like the GOOD GUY!!!
    Jul 31 2016 11:16 PM
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Cephei

I don't know how... or why... but I've ended up watching news about people getting jealous and having been cheated on resulting in killing the other or cutting the husband's dong. Da fuck iz wrong wid me!?
Jul 27 2016 08:18 AM
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    Kokai
    Cephei's no longer content with manga NTR. He needs real life NTR now. Scary~
    Jul 27 2016 01:29 PM
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    Natureboy
    For a little while, "to bobbit" became a verb here, because of a notorious case where she cut it off and flung it into a field.
    Jul 27 2016 02:36 PM
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    PItiful Boar
    Jesus said: and there are men who made themselves eunichs for the kingdom of heaven.
    Jul 27 2016 05:35 PM
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Cephei

"I heard that she likes to steal other girls' boyfriends". WELL, ain't that a FUCKING SURPRISE!
Jul 15 2016 02:19 AM
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    Mushiren
    I need you to translate that loli-series you didn't show me
    Jul 15 2016 12:50 PM
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    Cephei
    CAEK! YOU BETTER! D:<
    Jul 15 2016 01:45 PM
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    Caek
    I'm sorry Cephey! I haven't found the time to. x_x
    Jul 15 2016 01:46 PM
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Cephei

UUUGGHHHH! I promised myself back in 2014 that I wouldn't go back to another buffet but holy hell I can't move. I'm dying!
Jun 11 2016 01:53 AM
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    Horn
    I've done something similar. The eating too much-part was fine, but it's the middle of the night and I'm stuck on the porcelain throne. Someone please send help.
    Jun 12 2016 02:25 AM
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    Caek
    @Kokai
    I hope Cephey hasn't been drinking...
    Jun 13 2016 12:43 AM
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    Nyu
    @Caek
    I brought a really expensive bottle of wine so its for only me to drink..it must be the beer broats...
    Jun 14 2016 02:35 PM
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Cephei

Ugh. I just spent seven hours in the yard and garden. I'm exhausted as hell, I'm so dirty like a cheap hooker on the side of the street. I went outside to eat after, then I saw a couple that were on their phones and weren't even conversing with each other, and I wanted to slap both of them.
May 22 2016 11:32 PM
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    Aurius
    ...

    Cephei wears glasses?! Which makes Cephei a meganekko?! OoO

    (Yes I know I completely missed the point.)
    May 23 2016 01:48 AM
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    Kimeru
    commenting for "cheap hooker" xD so funny!
    May 23 2016 04:48 AM
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    Mushiren
    She said it's too big eh?
    May 23 2016 05:07 AM
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    Cephei
    LMFAO! YAAAAASSSSS! I HAVE STANDARDS TOOOOO! XD
    Apr 25 2016 04:41 PM
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    Caek
    Keep on goin' Cephey, don't let the lolicon-haters get you down :-)
    Apr 25 2016 05:26 PM
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    Mushiren
    SO TRUE THO
    Apr 21 2016 08:58 PM
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    ~BeanBun~
    :0 i thought u were a bastard!
    Apr 22 2016 10:05 PM
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    Caek
    AAAAAAHHHHH NO NO NO
    Apr 25 2016 03:36 PM
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Cephei

I would love it if someone made a comic based on Dark Souls III.
Apr 12 2016 08:44 PM
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    PItiful Boar
    never knew mushi was into necrophilia
    Apr 13 2016 04:55 PM
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    Mushiren
    http://i.imgur.com/KyGhEqv.webm
    Apr 13 2016 06:57 PM
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    Cephei
    LMAO
    Apr 13 2016 07:00 PM
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Cephei

I was at the dentist and this little girl just came up to me with no reason at all and did this: https://41.media.tumblr.com/a5cd5261f0d22671da3485d55c564aac/tumblr_o5drfk7FXh1uiz8ito1_540.png I SWEAR! I DIDN'T DO JACKSHIT! I'M SO CONFUSED!
Apr 09 2016 07:00 PM
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    Caek
    Cephey, she's just a tsundere.

    Go and win her affections; not a restraining order.
    Apr 09 2016 08:30 PM
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    DemonHide
    Hope you gave her the double eye back with a little nose wrinkling for extra effect.
    Apr 10 2016 11:32 AM
  • she's asking your attention haha~
    Apr 10 2016 12:05 PM
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MushirenCephei

Since when are you into green aliens?!
Mar 27 2016 08:55 AM
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    Mushiren
    Dang

    Do aliens even NTR tho
    Mar 27 2016 01:50 PM
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    Cephei
    YOU WHORE! D;
    Mar 27 2016 03:23 PM
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    Mushiren
    I DIDNT DO ANYTHINGGGG











    yet
    Mar 27 2016 04:44 PM
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Cephei

Holy Fuck! UGH! I've been lifting furnitures, cabinets, and boxes all day! Helping my cousin move is so tiring. My arms are dead! I'm so exhausted! If it was sweeping mothers off their feet then I'd feel more motivated. ;A;
Mar 19 2016 08:14 PM
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    Caek
    LOL, I DIDN'T NOTICE AURIE'S LINK! BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
    Mar 20 2016 12:35 AM
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    Mushiren
    I applaud your efforts cephy, I really do. But you can't escape your destiny!
    Mar 20 2016 03:20 AM
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    Horn
    Ceph's status updates are among the most amusing things on this entire forum.
    Mar 20 2016 10:17 AM
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Cephei

AAAAAHHHHH! My Grandma just died. ;A;
Mar 15 2016 12:14 AM
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    PervySageChuck
    My sincere condolences, my friend. I lost my last grandparent years ago, and to this day, there is an empty spot in my heart with them gone.
    Mar 15 2016 12:48 AM
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    Aurius
    Sorry to hear that, Cephei. :o
    Mar 15 2016 01:01 AM
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    Cʜɪʟʟɪɴ_Pᴀɴᴅᴀ
    I'm sorry for your loss mate.
    Mar 15 2016 08:51 AM