... rub the mixture all over your chest; this will ensure maximum female attraction points.
When I feel tired after a day's work, I like to...
- sjoe likes this
^ Credit for above picture to inVainz
* Editor (mainly typesetter) for some group. Who knows.
* Completionist; very rarely drop an anime I pick up, even if I hate it. A generally cool guy; if you're cool with me (and people in general), I'm cool with you. I enjoy the unexpected; a predictable show/movie/life is one of the worst things ever.
* Batoto Family:
No.
What, you expected something else? A gallery of shockers or something? You must've had a bad dream or something. Here, lie down in my lap, I'll make it all better...
Posted by Horn on 31 July 2017 - 10:55 AM
I dreamt that I'd been playing some kind of online game; nothing advanced, just an old-school highscore kind of thing, maybe a bullet hell game or something. And I'd gotten a really good score, and I'd qualified to enter some kind of semifinals in this particular game in a contest coming up shortly. And I was really looking forward to it, because not only were several of us high scorers going to compete in the game with a webcam feed each to one main screen (think Twitch or something, I suppose), but at the same time, we were going to compete in an all-you-can-eat contest. So, we were to compete in this game, while eating as many chicken nuggets (provided by the contest sponsors) as we could, all broadcast on the internet.
Admit it, the idea is awesome.
And I dreamt that I overslept, and missed the whole startup.
Some friends had tried to wake me up, but couldn't, and once I finally got in gear, I saw the whole thing had started some time ago without me. And I was absolutely furious with myself for letting this happen.
Moral of the dream: Always remain punctual. I guess.
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Seeing wh1t you said in another post I'd say this is good news ?
Posted by Horn on 26 June 2017 - 08:29 PM
So I got a picture here, along with a story. You don't really need to read the story; it's weirdly sappy, possibly to the point of being stupid. I just kinda wanted to write it down.
Fast forward to recently. Maybe just a month ago or so. I'm at work, by my machine, wanting to doodle something but I don't quite know what. And so I remember this guy. Hey, this was a long time ago. Maybe I'll make a fresh version of him. And so I get to work, and I sketch out all his features from memory. And all the memories of this guy and his antics come back as I do so, in form of the stories I wrote, the drawings I made, and the emotions I felt, and around halfway through I start to realize something.
This doesn't feel good. At all. In fact, it feels downright repulsive.
And I realize... This isn't me anymore.
I compare my feelings from then and now, and realize how much better I feel nowadays, how much further I've come. And Kristofer, as much as I loved him as a character in the past, has now become obsolete. His values are no longer my values. I don't need him to be my outlet anymore. Yet, he is what he is; I can't remodel him and make him a "nice guy" all of a sudden, because he carries so much of my disgusting baggage and so many of my disgusting memories.
So, it became my decision, there and then. I decided to finish this doodle of him, and along with this doodle, I also finish the last chapter of his existence in my life. This is the last drawing, or anything at all, that I'll ever make of him.
It's been a great ride. You've been a great comrade. I'm sorry I heaped so much shit over you. Rest in peace now.
Yeah, told you it was gonna become stupid. ^^ Acting all deep about a guy I created.
TL;DR No more of this guy ever again
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