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Mama Smurf

Mama Smurf

Member Since 01 Feb 2011
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In Topic: Corrupt a Wish

08 September 2011 - 01:17 AM

Poof: You have a harem. However, you have an erectile dysfunction due to low testosterone... This also means that you have a low libido and therefore do not desire intercourse anyway. And because of an underlying heart condition, viagra was not an option. On top of that, your harem of beautiful women... None of them could cook or clean... Nor did they have any wish to make you happy. All they did was spend your money and bitch at you for not taking out the trash and not putting down the toilet seat. On top of that, they all had poor hygiene and smelled like fish. Plus, their mothers would come over all the time and tell you how you should do more around the house and that you gained weight and that you should make more money. Plus, you don't have a closet to use because your harem is occupying all of them so you are reduced to keeping your clothing and necessities in a milk carton located in the tiny corner next to your bed. You end of dying from a heart attack because you couldn't find your nitro as your harem decided to move everything around. Lucky for your harem, they had a multi million dollar life insurance policy on you.

I wish that gas cost $ 0.99/gallon, a gallon milk cost $ 2, and that the american dollar was worth a dollar. Also, I wish that the cost of living would go down while our paychecks went up.

In Topic: Word Association Game

20 August 2011 - 12:58 AM

Haha nice!

In Topic: Word Association Game

19 August 2011 - 02:28 AM

God

In Topic: Three Word Story

29 July 2011 - 11:25 AM

I was hot

In Topic: Word Association Game

29 July 2011 - 11:23 AM

8 9 (ie, ate nine... poor nine :( )