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Crouching Bacon

Crouching Bacon

Member Since 31 Jan 2013
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#1744218 [OOC] Hordes of the Tower of Ishido

Posted by Crouching Bacon on 18 April 2016 - 01:26 AM

Say, paper, is your sister up for grab? Or do you already have something planned for her?

 

If it's you Fayfay, then anything's okay ;D

 

Nah, no plans, not really. By the way, if you noticed in the bio, Devon is the second son.

Make of that what you will.

 

 

 

WINcest!

Nice post Crouching Paper, Hidden Cut. Don't forget to add your CS to the INFO thread. =)

 

whoops, I forgot to post it there >_>

fixing it up, asap, naifu!~




#1744116 [RPG] Hordes of the Tower of Ishido

Posted by Crouching Bacon on 17 April 2016 - 02:41 PM

The lands of Ishido were a great distance from Urvandel, but Devon Blanc was no stranger to being far from home. He drank in the newness of it all, excited by the prospect of opportunity and adventure. Even the darkness of night or the evil miasma in the air did little to dull his vigor. Devon urged his loyal steed on, a young stallion named Maximus, and entered the town, under the shadows of evening. It was not hard to find the inn and even a blind person would have difficulty missing the great man who was known as Lord Lucian Graves. He was a hero through and through, though time had worn him down. At the sight of this great man, Devon knew that he had found a kindred spirit—or at least he would like to think so.

 

He looked around at the various adventurers who had also answered the call to arms. They were formidable in their own right, dressed with various blades and armaments that promised pain to those who would stand against them. Yet Devon could not ignore the feeling that some of them lived outside the law; he shook his head to dismiss that thought. These lands were out of his jurisdiction, and the only enemies they should have are the beasts that threaten Ishido.

 

Devon decided to stay at the bar, buying all those who stayed a round of drinks. It was fortunate that Lord Graves and his Lady were gracious hosts. He approached them and introduced himself, then proceeded to ask a few questions.

 

“Greetings, Lord Graves! I am most honoured to make your acquaintance.” The youth raised a glass of dark beer in salute. “You can call me Devon. I am a soldier, and as such, I am always eager for tales of valor. So tell me, sir—what sort of beasts did you have to kill in that cursed tower, and just how did you survive them?”




#1743762 [OOC] Hordes of the Tower of Ishido

Posted by Crouching Bacon on 15 April 2016 - 02:35 PM

Oh boy, I can already tell Tama's going to give Devon an aneurysm.




#1743555 Monologues

Posted by Crouching Bacon on 14 April 2016 - 01:29 AM

Spoiler

 

The next person is a soldier who has to convince his friends to run away with him and betray their commanding officer.




#1742320 [OOC] Hordes of the Tower of Ishido

Posted by Crouching Bacon on 07 April 2016 - 04:56 AM

Hmm, might get into this one. But for now, a CS.

 

Spoiler



#1742192 Volunteering in Real Life

Posted by Crouching Bacon on 06 April 2016 - 03:54 PM

Are you still afraid of hyperactive children? The event sounds fun to me, must be really crowded~

 

well, less afraid, now i'm just wary XD

 

it was pretty fun, their energy can be contagious

but damn, my body hurt a lot after that day




#1742191 [OOC] Okahame Sunrise

Posted by Crouching Bacon on 06 April 2016 - 03:51 PM

It's always nice to have the characters interact and kinda pull things together. Before the GM tears things apart, of course. :P

 

it is also possible to be torn apart, together.

happy fun times yay




#1742180 [RP] Okahame Sunrise

Posted by Crouching Bacon on 06 April 2016 - 03:14 PM

"I suppose a mixture of boredom and curiosity, how about yourself?"
 
She stopped painting and swiveled her head in Lance's direction, only to see him making introductions for a group of new people. Yet another woman, a fellow red-head (Rosca wondered whether it was dyed or au naturel), approached her.
 
"So, I guess you are snack_attack?"
 
The lady was wearing a jumpsuit with smoking shit designs all over it. Rosca mentally flipped through the active users in the past few hours, deciding upon CosmicShit. With an approving nod, she looked her over.
 
"Ha. Real witty, lady. I'm Rosca. This here's Lance. And those are..." she trailed off, moving closer to the group as Lance proceeded to make the introductions. He seemed to be a fairly amiable guy, acting as de facto Mr. Congeniality. Three new people joined the group, but it wouldn't be official until Myriad showed up. That's what everyone came for, wasn't it?
 
Rosca looked at Dangerzone and wondered just how dangerous he was, if the whole fiasco was for real, legit. Tailor and Yami seemed alright, though Yami seemed to be out of it, as if part of her mind found permanent residence in a place that would never be earth, or her actual physical body. She thought Tailor was cute, too.
 
All of a sudden, Lance went off to fetch yet another member of the group. It was a boy by the hotdog stand, holding a hotdog, being a weenie. He seemed to be about her age. She wondered what school he attended and whether or not his hotdog had jalapeno peppers on it.



#1741927 Volunteering in Real Life

Posted by Crouching Bacon on 05 April 2016 - 03:03 AM

Helped out as a coordinator in one massive Christmas party for less fortunate kids. Thinking up games on the fly and making sure they were all having a good time was exhausting and terrifying (I partially did it to overcome my fear of hyperactive children), but well worth the effort.




#1741816 [OOC] Okahame Sunrise

Posted by Crouching Bacon on 04 April 2016 - 01:43 PM

You've got nice handwriting, joker o.o

 

You know you want to make a CS.

 

*3*


Thanks. lol I always thought it was a bit of a mess. >.<

 

Also, some kind of magic that just happened. And I posted a thing at the exact same time as CB. Never again will the likes of such an event be witnessed.

 

Oh, and Also-Also I added 'People' to the front page thing. There's a bit of info on some people including photos for the 3 NPCs who are with you guys right now.

 

Yep, witnessed that too. Is this part of the phenomena we're supposed to be wary of? >_>

Also, you update pretty damn quickly. Not that that's a bad thing.

 

Btw, call me paper, or bacon~




#1741814 [RP] Okahame Sunrise

Posted by Crouching Bacon on 04 April 2016 - 01:33 PM

Rosca put the spray paint back in her bag, then looked around to see if anyone of note recognized it. Soon enough, a youthful man and stepped forth from the anonymous masses and introduced himself.
 
"Yo... snack? It's Jack. Or I suppose I'd be Lance right now. Any idea where the others might be?"
 
So Lance it was. He was disappointingly mundane; Rosca decided to adjust her expectations. Internet forums, even those that dealt with government conspiracies, were also home to relatively normal people after all. Well, at least he looked normal on the outside.
 
She gave him a quick nod of acknowledgment, a little "hey, 'sup there, I see you exist" kind of nod.
 
"My friends call me Ros but you can call me Rosca. No idea where they are, either." A smirk tugged at her mouth. "Lance, huh. What're you here for?"
 
But before he could speak, she had already turned his back on him, spray painting his forum avatar beside hers.



#1741532 [RP] Okahame Sunrise

Posted by Crouching Bacon on 03 April 2016 - 04:58 PM

There were three days before the next Sunset Anons raid; the target was a small office building the group scouted last time they visited the Outlands. From the looks of it, it had only been recently abandoned, which meant the risk of running into private security could be high. But then again, that only meant that something in there was worth guarding. Besides, selling some scrap was a great way to raise funds for spare bike parts. And pizza.
 
Rosca licked her lips at the thought. After a quick update on After Hours, she switched her screen onto the Myriad chat. A few hours ago, it had been relatively tame save for a few shitposters here and there who were quickly booted out of the group--nothing too interesting.
 
Eventually some guy who called himself Dangerzone came along, squealing about being that Dave on that Myriad post. It was a bold claim, but not an entirely original one. For every genuine nutcase, there were also a thousand other special snowflakes dying to be noticed. Despite that being the case, Rosca decided to watch the chat closely, relieved to find something to kill the time.
 
Then it happened. Myriad came online. She immediately opened up a private chat channel and notified the rest of the Sunset Anons's. Unfortunately, no one was online at the time.
 
Or was it because Myriad didn't want them online? It wasn't impossible, if their capabilities were as powerful as they implied them to be. Just in case, she decided to hold off on telling the rest of the S.A.'s. This was one lead she'd have to sniff out on her own first. It helped that it wasn't too far from her gramps' place.
 
snack_attack: Anyone else down to meet? Might be the start of the fuckin' revolution. Hell if I'm sitting this one out.

She shut the computer down, put on her backpack and ran out of her grandfather's apartment, shutting the door with a bang.

 
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A blur of pink and white shot past the traffic, barely beating the green lights.
 
"Damn, I'm getting slower. Gotta step it up a notch, next time."
 
She arrived by the foot of the bridge, three seconds slower than usual. The massive crowd made it frustrating to bike through, so she got off and walked with it, scrutinizing the people who walked past her.
 
It hit Rosca that she had no idea what Dangerzone looked like. Were people supposed to start fainting around him? No clue on Yami either or Tailor. She kicked an empty can in frustration. There was nothing she could do but wait. Rosca parked herself by the bridgeside cafe, glaring at the snooty people who drank cups of overpriced tea with raised pinky fingers, while trying her best to keep a lookout for gathering people--an almost impossible task given the mass of human traffic that passed this route.
 
And as a back-up plan, Rosca certainly wasn't above starting a commotion via public vandalism. There was a sweet new can of spray paint she had been itching to try out. The bridge was as good a canvas as any, after all.
 
Soon enough, a customized version of her avatar was spray painted onto one of the brick walls: a fist grabbing some bacon.



#1512436 The RP Lounge

Posted by Crouching Bacon on 05 March 2015 - 08:35 AM

Happy birthday, DR. I do hope you get well soon.




#1512432 Ideology of the manga industry

Posted by Crouching Bacon on 05 March 2015 - 08:32 AM

I don't think I can add to this discussion as much as the previous posters have, but I'll reply.

 

@ Kpt Kactus

 

I'm not complaining about manga characters having super powers and I'm not complaining about the fact that female characters being strong. I'm not even complaining about showing boobs and panties for male audience manga. But I am wondering why female characters are SYSTEMATICCALY portreyed as super powerful characters and male characters are SYSTEMATICALLY portrayed as pussies.

If it was one or two mangas of this genre from time to time, I wouldn't ask. I wouldn't even have noticed. But why has it become so massive that it has become almost the rule ?

 

I wonder exactly what it is that you mean by "systematic". Even if series do have what you call super powerful female characters, there usually are still male characters who are at par with them. Maybe they're not the protagonist, but they're still there.

 

And I don't think it's appropriate to call it a rule. A popular trope, if you must, but calling it a rule is going too far.


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#1493862 Endless Haiku

Posted by Crouching Bacon on 15 February 2015 - 10:51 AM

Hope is a vice